# Booty call **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 8, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/booty-call/495788 "2009-05-08T20:48:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/booty-call/495788/1 "2009-05-08T20:48:23Z")
This is mundane and pointless but I just want to share: my wife just called to tell me that she can’t wait for me to get home tonight for some naked sweaty fun. I love calls like that. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2009, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/booty-call/495788/2 "2009-05-08T21:27:30Z")
Shhhhhh, stop being happily married! You’ll depress the rest of us. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2009, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/booty-call/495788/3 "2009-05-08T21:37:01Z")
Please let this be like the thread about how to tell your lover you want sex from afar. ---
**Author:** ![rwhbyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/da6949/32.png) [@rwhbyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rwhbyu)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2009, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/booty-call/495788/4 "2009-05-08T21:48:34Z")
I wish I got calls like that. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2009, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/booty-call/495788/5 "2009-05-08T21:50:42Z")
She wants you to clean the bathroom ---
**Author:** ![thirdwarning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecccb3/32.png) [@thirdwarning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdwarning)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2009, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/booty-call/495788/6 "2009-05-08T22:49:27Z")
We prefer to send those messages by text. But now the kid is home. She was supposed to be leaving for the weekend straight from work. Oh, well, better late than never, I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2009, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/booty-call/495788/7 "2009-05-08T23:39:30Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > Shhhhhh, stop being happily married! You’ll depress the rest of us. 😉 > [@rwhbyu](#): > > I wish I got calls like that. ☹ These are pretty much what I came here to post. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Linty\_Fresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2009, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/booty-call/495788/8 "2009-05-08T23:46:21Z")
> [@corkboard](#): > > This is mundane and pointless but I just want to share: my wife just called to tell me that she can’t wait for me to get home tonight for some naked sweaty fun. Thanks honey, but I already had a hot bubble bath this morning. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2009, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/booty-call/495788/9 "2009-05-09T02:27:25Z")
I offered someone just that, this morning. I think he’s gonna take me up on it. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2009, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/booty-call/495788/10 "2009-05-09T03:00:44Z")
Best case scenario: Sex Worst case scenario: She’s figured out a way she doesn’t have to wash your clothes after you get done installing insulation in the attic.