# Boring Boring!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 22, 1999, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-boring/3126 "1999-10-22T18:57:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![\_00\_The\_Fool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/ed655f/32.png) [@\_00\_The\_Fool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_00_The_Fool)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-boring/3126/41 "1999-11-04T01:52:00Z")
I am enjoying this thread immensely. It belongs in the MPSIMS forum. It’s shaping up to be a possible rival to the classic, “Hands up! This thread’s going to Cuba!” thread. Keep up the mundane, pointless stuff folks! You’re doing great! * * * “Oh we were brought up on the Space-Race, now they expect us to clean toilets. When you have seen how big the world is how can you make do with this?” Pulp, “Glory Days” ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-boring/3126/42 "1999-11-04T14:41:00Z")
Tracer: Please reference my 4:20 post on 10/22/99, and wireless’s post on 4:31, same day. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-boring/3126/43 "1999-11-04T15:14:00Z")
How is one familiar with Palidors, yet not with Loverock? Sounds like the bomb in the suitcase of this hijacking. ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-boring/3126/44 "1999-11-04T15:28:00Z")
ALRIGHT!!! I hereby **rehijack** this thread. Nobody try anything funny! I’m taking this baby right down to Coldfire’s front yard. Everybody brace yourselves, 'cuz here we go! _Anybody here ever felched?_ Hijacking equipment supplied by Alphagene. * * * And the problem with small furry animals in corners is that, just occasionally, one of them’s a mongoose. Terry Pratchett, _Witches Abroad_ ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-boring/3126/45 "1999-11-04T15:45:00Z")
Well, I gotta admit the felching quips are getting a bit tired. * * * **Dopeler effect:** The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-boring/3126/46 "1999-11-04T15:54:00Z")
The Felching Quips. Sounds like a pretty good band name to me. Either that or a death defying circus act. * * * Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-boring/3126/47 "1999-11-04T15:58:00Z")
Been over to MPSIMS, Mull? I had the same thought about, “Mother Teresa’s Bones.” **The 1999 Mother Teresa’s Bones World Tour.** Maybe the genre could be like a Weird Al parody of contemporary christian music. Whaddya think? * * * **Dopeler effect:** The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. ---
**Author:** ![skupla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@skupla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skupla)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-boring/3126/48 "1999-11-04T16:14:00Z")
> [@](#): > > If a post about a straigh guy wondering aloud about the implications of having his girlfriend fuck him in the ass with a strap-on dildo is boring to you, I suggest you try other boards. Where can I find this post?? ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-boring/3126/49 "1999-11-04T16:17:00Z")
Didn’t see that one Uncle, but it sounds like a heck of an idea to me. I think the Felching Quips could headline, with lead-ins from We Three Gry’s, Caloric Sperm, and Loverock. Let Satan emcee with special guest appearances from I’mthecowgodmoo and Omniscient. ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-boring/3126/50 "1999-11-04T16:22:00Z")
Better hurry, skupla, or Byzantine might shove the post up Satan’s ass. * * * And the problem with small furry animals in corners is that, just occasionally, one of them’s a mongoose. Terry Pratchett, _Witches Abroad_ ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-boring/3126/51 "1999-11-04T16:36:00Z")
## Flypsyde, don’t you get my front yard involved in this evil little scheme of yours ! Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-boring/3126/52 "1999-11-25T02:28:00Z")
UncleBeer – I won’t be back in Salt Lake until the 30th so if you want a really GOOD beating you’ll have to wait 😉 Flypsyde – I’m sorry but I vowed to leave Satan’s ass ALONE. How about I come after yours? And to hijack the thread: let me tell you about the cutest little thing my nephew did… (people run away, screaming) :o * * * Best! Byz ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-boring/3126/53 "1999-11-25T03:16:00Z")
Ooooh, I was so worried about being boring, but then someone mentioned Coldfire’s front yard, and wouldn’t it be a _fjord_ or _canal_ or whatever Hans Brinker skated on…and ooooh, there was stuff about anal sex and time travel as related to particle physics and an imaginary road trip and, oooh, gee, I just _knew_ I should have posted something intersting about collecting Hummels. Sigh. We’re such DWEEBS. Uh, what is the real contextual meaning of “Crisco”? Fading into gray, boring obscurity, Veb ---
**Author:** ![Gail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Gail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gail)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-boring/3126/54 "1999-11-25T04:35:00Z")
Naturally I’m still thinking about the word “regail”. I’m wondering why I never thought of spelling it that way. * * * –Gail “Predictable, really I suppose. It was an act of purest optimism to have posed the question in the first place.” --John Cleese ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-boring/3126/55 "1999-11-25T16:42:00Z")
All y’all talk about felching, and you keep talking about SqrlCub and Coldfire, but you never mention… me. The man that brought you the thread which ended up discussing felching. I mean, where else but a purity test thread are you going to talk about suckin’ on some guy’s butt? 😉 So give me the credit I deserve. Feed my ego. Feed it! FEED IT! FEED IT!!! (side note: the above call for attention should not be taken overly seriously. Consult your doctor before reading the Purity Test thread.) * * * _ **SanibelMan** _ - [My Homepage](http://members.macconnect.com/~jonkleinow/) I could be doing something, but… _why?_ ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 1999, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-boring/3126/56 "1999-11-26T06:15:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Feed my ego. Feed it! FEED IT! FEED IT!!! :::Handing Sanibel a straw::: * * * \>^,^\< KITTEN Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point. ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 1999, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-boring/3126/57 "1999-11-26T20:30:00Z")
Ooh! Is it a flexy-bendy straw? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-boring/3126.md?page=2)