Boring hardcovers?

Well, my old copy of The Ancient Art of Strangulation is all dog-eared…

Ancient Semitic Civilizations
1988 Writer’s Market
Any Danielle Steel title

Hilarity, I might get all three and book end the 88 with the other two.

I’ve got it! Mein Kampf by A. Hitler.

Poetry books

And the white face paint, uranium-ore, UFO detector, and inflatable toast are all gifts, I suppose?

Old Writer’s Market is a great idea - they’re hardcover.

An old Physician’s Desk Reference? They’re enormous hardcovers, and one from 1994 isn’t of much use or interest to anybody.