# Boring Thread (Don't Read) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 9, 2012, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945 "2012-01-09T18:20:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/41 "2012-01-10T23:58:47Z")
February will be a whole day longer this year. Frebruary is the ickest month of the year. I see no need to prolong it. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2012, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/42 "2012-01-11T00:05:06Z")
It’s trash night. Gotta get the can up the hill. ---
**Author:** ![HotDogWater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/35a633/32.png) [@HotDogWater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HotDogWater)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2012, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/43 "2012-01-11T00:12:43Z")
our manufacturing suite is in shutdown. there is no work to do. we work 12 hours shifts. bored. ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2012, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/44 "2012-01-11T00:30:46Z")
Just came in here to say I haven’t read the OP or any of the replies. Might come back to check to see if my post gets any replies though. ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2012, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/45 "2012-01-11T00:40:38Z")
Got my organic fruit/veggie box today. In it was green beans, white mushrooms, kale, baby bok choy, yellow onions, cilantro, cucumber, red pears, oranges, tangeloes, blue berries, bananas and a bag of Fugi apples, my favorite. Seems like I may have forgotten something. Oh, grape tomotoes. Yum. ---
**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2012, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/46 "2012-01-11T00:44:28Z")
> [@tr0psn4j](#): > > Just came in here to say I haven’t read the OP or any of the replies. Might come back to check to see if my post gets any replies though. It did. 😃 That’s all I’ve got. It’s a quiet evening in Lake Woebegon. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2012, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/47 "2012-01-11T01:07:12Z")
> [@tr0psn4j](#): > > Just came in here to say I haven’t read the OP or any of the replies. Might come back to check to see if my post gets any replies though. > [@chiroptera](#): > > It did. 😃 > That’s all I’ve got. It’s a quiet evening in Lake Woebegon. Excitement is everywhere now! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2012, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/48 "2012-01-11T01:21:31Z")
I would like to describe my recent drive to Nebraska. Let me go get the slides first. ---
**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2012, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/49 "2012-01-11T01:22:02Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > Excitement is everywhere now! I can barely contain myself. I am wearing beige socks. I may go to bed soon. I’m overwhelmed with excitement. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2012, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/50 "2012-01-11T01:28:27Z")
Just how often can you sneeze, cough, yawn and fart at once? Pretty rare, right? Just did it here! ---
**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2012, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/51 "2012-01-11T01:36:58Z")
I ate my crayons. ---
**Author:** ![Heckity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a5b964/32.png) [@Heckity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heckity)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2012, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/52 "2012-01-11T01:54:47Z")
My left elbow appears dryer than my right elbow. huh. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2012, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/53 "2012-01-11T02:36:58Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > I would like to describe my recent drive to Nebraska. Let me go get the slides first. We drove through Kansas a couple of years ago - it was flat, but I’m from Saskatchewan - I’ve seen flatter. > [@Zeldar](#): > > Just how often can you sneeze, cough, yawn and fart at once? Pretty rare, right? Just did it here! My burps changed a little while ago so that I hiccup in first before I burp out. ETA: I just did that! ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2012, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/54 "2012-01-11T03:51:45Z")
Is this thread still here? Somebody should put it back in the cupboard. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2012, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/55 "2012-01-12T20:14:22Z")
Damn, I’m sleepy. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2012, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/56 "2012-01-12T20:17:50Z")
They were saying we’d get some snow and I think I saw a flake. ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2012, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/57 "2012-01-13T03:21:01Z")
There’s a new ant hill forming at the side of my driveway. -D/a ---
**Author:** ![Yumblie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@Yumblie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumblie)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2012, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/58 "2012-01-13T03:51:30Z")
I am typing this sentence. Now I will click the “Submit Reply” button. ---
**Author:** ![Girl\_Next\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@Girl\_Next\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_Next_Door)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2012, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/59 "2012-01-13T03:53:18Z")
I ate too much spaghetti. But it was gluten-free so I’m not bloated. So it’s a full stomach ache but not a bloated stomach ache. So that’s nice. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2012, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/60 "2012-01-13T19:00:18Z")
Well, I’m not sleepy any more. Have to paint some cupboards today. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945.md?page=4)