# Boring Thread (Don't Read) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 9, 2012, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945 "2012-01-09T18:20:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/141 "2012-01-31T20:56:15Z")
I have a cold. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/142 "2012-01-31T21:01:30Z")
Are we _there_ yet? ---
**Author:** ![slightly\_askew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@slightly\_askew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slightly_askew)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/143 "2012-01-31T21:07:34Z")
I wonder what **Cat Wisperer’s** cats are doing. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/144 "2012-01-31T21:20:54Z")
> [@slightly\_askew](#): > > I wonder what **Cat Wisperer’s** cats are doing. Talking about her among themselves, no doubt. Very quietly, with occasional guarded glances at her. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/145 "2012-01-31T21:23:25Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Are we _there_ yet? Not quite. Finish your nap. ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/146 "2012-01-31T22:13:14Z")
Why am I reading this thread? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/147 "2012-01-31T22:15:47Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Talking about her among themselves, no doubt. > > Very quietly, with occasional guarded glances at her. They probably would be, if their only interactions weren’t hissing and swiping at each other. Feather was sleeping peacefully, then the doorbell rang and scared her off. Now she’s back and licking her back. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/148 "2012-01-31T22:18:36Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > Not quite. Finish your nap. I would, but **Cat Whisperer** is looking at me. Stop it! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/149 "2012-01-31T22:19:20Z")
Heh heh heh. Hey, stop licking _your_self! ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/150 "2012-01-31T22:22:24Z")
MOM! Cat Whisperer is telling lies about me! 😭 ---
**Author:** ![florez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9e5f3/32.png) [@florez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/florez)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/151 "2012-01-31T22:31:16Z")
> [@davidm](#): > > Why am I reading this thread? Because secretly you enjoy being bored. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/152 "2012-01-31T22:40:13Z")
Okay, crisis averted - she’s back to napping. Whew. ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/153 "2012-02-01T03:38:24Z")
I had salad for dinner. And I’ve never read the MMP, but I assume it’s something like this. -D/a ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/154 "2012-02-01T04:13:14Z")
> [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](#): > > I had salad for dinner. > > And I’ve never read the MMP, but I assume it’s something like this. > -D/a With less of an edge. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/155 "2012-02-01T04:17:20Z")
I had store bought quiche for dinner. Meh. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/156 "2012-02-01T13:55:19Z")
I gotta take a shower. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/157 "2012-02-01T14:02:10Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > I gotta take a shower. Amazing! Me, too. ---
**Author:** ![slightly\_askew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@slightly\_askew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slightly_askew)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/158 "2012-02-01T14:46:13Z")
I grated my finger on the cheese grater last night. (not on purpose) ouch. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/159 "2012-02-01T14:56:04Z")
Gotta take another shower… spilled myself on my bike on the way in to work, shirt, pants completely soaked and muddied. It wasn’t lucky that I was wearing my helmet because I _always_ wear my helmet. But now I’ve got about $80 in clothes that need replacing. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945/160 "2012-02-01T16:37:56Z")
Cat’s sleeping on her side today (occasionally sticking her little arm out). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boring-thread-dont-read/608945.md?page=9)