# Bork, bork!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bork-bork/155215>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 15, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bork-bork/155215 "2003-02-15T04:12:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Nightsong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nightsong/32/3083_2.png) [@Nightsong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightsong)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bork-bork/155215/1 "2003-02-15T04:12:56Z")

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From [here](http://www.opera.com/pressreleases/en/2003/02/14/):

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“As a reply to MSN’s treatment of its users, Opera Software today released a very special Bork edition of its Opera 7 for Windows browser.”  
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Now this alone is almost enough to make me switch to using Opera as my primary browser. 😃

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\<\< Brain–the apparatus with which we think that we think. \>\>

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**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bork-bork/155215/2 "2003-02-15T04:15:12Z")

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Anyone else have the Swedish chef’s theme song running through their head?

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bork-bork/155215/3 "2003-02-15T04:27:41Z")

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That was my first thought too. I miss the Swedish Chef. 🙂

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bork-bork/155215/4 "2003-02-15T04:28:25Z")

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That is hilarious.

I’m also very happy that in the language choices at Google, bork is one of them.

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bork-bork/155215/5 "2003-02-15T04:51:01Z")

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> “Es a reply tu MSN’s treetment ooff its users, Oopera Sufftvere-a tudey releesed a fery speceeel Bork ideeshun ooff its Oopera 7 fur Veendoos brooser.”

It’s the [WORLD FAMOUS ENCHEFENIZER!](http://www.twinpines.nl/chef/English/index.htm)

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bork-bork/155215/6 "2003-02-15T05:03:51Z")

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Actaully the words ‘Saturday Night Massare’ came to my mind.