# Bosda Mad With Lust Over Movie Star--I've Never Seen Her Films. WORSHIP BAI LING!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 31, 2004, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bosda-mad-with-lust-over-movie-star-ive-never-seen-her-films-worship-bai-ling/226955 "2004-01-31T22:38:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bosda-mad-with-lust-over-movie-star-ive-never-seen-her-films-worship-bai-ling/226955/1 "2004-01-31T22:38:28Z")
She is a rising young starlet, & one look at her, and I do a little rising of my own! [Here She Is! Bai Ling, Goddess Of Love (I wish).](http://www.exleyphoto.com/images/gallery-actors/7-00/bai%20ling.JPG) I got to check the local used DVD store for her flicks. And tonight, she stars in _The Breed_ as a sexy, slinky vampiress. 😃 Life is good! ---
**Author:** ![Husker\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Husker\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Husker_Dude)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bosda-mad-with-lust-over-movie-star-ive-never-seen-her-films-worship-bai-ling/226955/2 "2004-01-31T23:05:30Z")
She guest starred in a horrible episode of Angel, from the first season, I believe. The one with the supermodels that had to be kept cold in bathtubs, or else they’d explode, or something. And she had, like, catterpillars on her cheeks. [Another picture](http://www.allposters.com/images/74/039_41317.jpg) Pretty damn cute. I bet she would look great in a dominatrix outfit. ---
**Author:** ![Tarrsk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@Tarrsk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tarrsk)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bosda-mad-with-lust-over-movie-star-ive-never-seen-her-films-worship-bai-ling/226955/3 "2004-02-01T04:15:26Z")
> [@Hüsker Düde](#): > > She guest starred in a horrible episode of Angel, from the first season, I believe. The one with the supermodels that had to be kept cold in bathtubs, or else they’d explode, or something. And she had, like, catterpillars on her cheeks. > > [Another picture](http://www.allposters.com/images/74/039_41317.jpg) > > Pretty damn cute. I bet she would look great in a dominatrix outfit. Ack, way too much makeup. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bosda-mad-with-lust-over-movie-star-ive-never-seen-her-films-worship-bai-ling/226955/4 "2004-02-01T04:54:15Z")
is she not the bad girl in _The Crow_? Michael Wincott’s bad, bad, bad girlfriend who likes cutting out people’s eyes? Am I mistaken? ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bosda-mad-with-lust-over-movie-star-ive-never-seen-her-films-worship-bai-ling/226955/5 "2004-02-01T05:36:58Z")
She was also in _Wild Wild West_ as the first of Loveless’s assistants that Will Smith encounters. He ends up killing her, and the movie just goes downhill from there. Nice outfit, though. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bosda-mad-with-lust-over-movie-star-ive-never-seen-her-films-worship-bai-ling/226955/6 "2004-02-01T06:34:25Z")
Durn. I coulda sworn that said, “WORSHIP BALLING!” I thought Bosda was onto some new sex religion. Maybe it’s still true, but not like it seemed. Anyway, didn’t she do an exercise video as Mai Lee Tard? ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bosda-mad-with-lust-over-movie-star-ive-never-seen-her-films-worship-bai-ling/226955/7 "2004-02-01T07:00:53Z")
To me, she looks like another example of how occasionally flabbergasted Chinese tend to feel at what Westerners find attractive in Asians . . . sorry, but I think she’s a bow wow. ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bosda-mad-with-lust-over-movie-star-ive-never-seen-her-films-worship-bai-ling/226955/8 "2004-02-01T13:00:04Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > She is a rising young starlet, & one look at her, and I do a little rising of my own! > > [Here She Is! Bai Ling, Goddess Of Love (I wish).](http://www.exleyphoto.com/images/gallery-actors/7-00/bai%20ling.JPG) I am intrigued by your new religion, based on the worship of this woman who is, clearly, a Goddess, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bosda-mad-with-lust-over-movie-star-ive-never-seen-her-films-worship-bai-ling/226955/9 "2004-02-01T13:22:11Z")
I thought she looked familiar. She was in Red Corner with Richard Gere and in Anna and the King with Chow Yun Fat and Jodie Foster. I think at one point she has her head shaved in that one, always a very sexy look on a woman. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bosda-mad-with-lust-over-movie-star-ive-never-seen-her-films-worship-bai-ling/226955/10 "2004-02-01T13:31:46Z")
Hmm, an Altavista image search coughs up some very … interesting pics of her. ---
**Author:** ![liirogue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dbc845/32.png) [@liirogue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liirogue)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bosda-mad-with-lust-over-movie-star-ive-never-seen-her-films-worship-bai-ling/226955/11 "2004-02-01T22:06:00Z")
She’s cute, but way way too skiny ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bosda-mad-with-lust-over-movie-star-ive-never-seen-her-films-worship-bai-ling/226955/12 "2004-02-02T01:22:26Z")
> [@Doghouse Reilly](#): > > To me, she looks like another example of how occasionally flabbergasted Chinese tend to feel at what Westerners find attractive in Asians . . . sorry, but I think she’s a bow wow. SILENCE INFIDEL! DO NOT CRACK WISE ABOUT THE GODDESS WITH THE LEGS THAT GO FOR MILES, LEGS THAT JUST WON’T QUIT, LEGS THAT WOULD MAKE A BISHOP KICK A HOLE IN A STAINED GLASS WINDOW!!! Also, nifty @ss. 😉😃 ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bosda-mad-with-lust-over-movie-star-ive-never-seen-her-films-worship-bai-ling/226955/13 "2004-02-02T01:44:47Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > SILENCE INFIDEL! DO NOT CRACK WISE ABOUT THE GODDESS WITH THE LEGS THAT GO FOR MILES, LEGS T[Shu Qi](http://www.taod.com/modules.php?name=gal&file=photo&a=150&p=24387) HAT JUST WON’T QUIT, LEGS THAT WOULD MAKE A BISHOP KICK A HOLE IN A STAINED GLASS WINDOW!!! > > Also, nifty @ss. > 😉😃 Ahh legs . . . it is legs you seek, Grasshopper? Then let me introduce you to [Shu Qi](http://www.taod.com/modules.php?name=gal&file=photo&a=150&p=24387). And unlike this Bai Ling person, she has the [face](http://www.taod.com/modules.php?name=site&profile=hsuchi) befitting a great set of gams. I trust you now see the error of your ways, Grasshopper. And an aside to Fern Forest–you aint seen nothing yet . . . 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bosda-mad-with-lust-over-movie-star-ive-never-seen-her-films-worship-bai-ling/226955/14 "2004-02-02T01:47:57Z")
> [@Doghouse Reilly](#): > > Ahh legs . . . it is legs you seek, Grasshopper? Then let me introduce you to [Shu Qi](http://www.taod.com/modules.php?name=gal&file=photo&a=150&p=24387). > > And unlike this Bai Ling person, she has the [face](http://www.taod.com/modules.php?name=site&profile=hsuchi) befitting a great set of gams. > > I trust you now see the error of your ways, Grasshopper. > > And an aside to Fern Forest–you aint seen nothing yet . . . 😃 Ho hum. With an emphasis on the “ho”. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bosda-mad-with-lust-over-movie-star-ive-never-seen-her-films-worship-bai-ling/226955/15 "2004-02-02T01:51:10Z")
[QUOTE=Doghouse Reilly] [face](http://www.taod.com/modules.php?name=site&profile=hsuchi) befitting a great set of gams. QUOTE] Bai Ling is okay but not great, Hsu Chi is okay, but not spectacular. I thought she was the least attractive of the three in So Close. Now Karen Mok or Zhao Wei…I would conquor the universe to give it to them as a gift. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bosda-mad-with-lust-over-movie-star-ive-never-seen-her-films-worship-bai-ling/226955/16 "2004-02-02T01:55:36Z")
[Zhao Wei](http://www.jlab.org/~xu/Image/wei.jpg) If you mean her, I agree. ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bosda-mad-with-lust-over-movie-star-ive-never-seen-her-films-worship-bai-ling/226955/17 "2004-02-02T02:00:12Z")
[QUOTE=Tars Tarkas] > [@Doghouse Reilly](#): > > [face](http://www.taod.com/modules.php?name=site&profile=hsuchi) befitting a great set of gams. > QUOTE] > > Bai Ling is okay but not great, Hsu Chi is okay, but not spectacular. I thought she was the least attractive of the three in So Close. Now Karen Mok or Zhao Wei…I would conquor the universe to give it to them as a gift. Seem much more the sweetheart next door types, at least compared to Hsu Qi, whom I agree is a bit skanky. But skanky don’t preclude _hot hot hot_! How about Vivian Hsu? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bosda-mad-with-lust-over-movie-star-ive-never-seen-her-films-worship-bai-ling/226955/18 "2004-02-02T02:03:03Z")
she’s pretty as well, despite the fact she looks 14 perpetually. I’m also a big Christy Chung fan (as well as Linda Park) ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bosda-mad-with-lust-over-movie-star-ive-never-seen-her-films-worship-bai-ling/226955/19 "2004-02-02T03:32:42Z")
If they toned down the makeup, gained a bit of weight, and put on normal street clothing, they’d be a lot more attractive. Even so, this thread is causing me to break into a bit of a sweat. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bosda-mad-with-lust-over-movie-star-ive-never-seen-her-films-worship-bai-ling/226955/20 "2004-02-02T04:06:45Z")
Apparently she has a role in the latest Episode of Star Wars, probably only two lines and under loads of makeup. In any case, I agree with many, she’s a bit too skeletal even for me. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bosda-mad-with-lust-over-movie-star-ive-never-seen-her-films-worship-bai-ling/226955.md?page=2)