# Boston Dopefest NOW, before Autolycus moves away

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 15, 2008, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boston-dopefest-now-before-autolycus-moves-away/449391 "2008-05-15T04:33:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boston-dopefest-now-before-autolycus-moves-away/449391/1 "2008-05-15T04:33:07Z")

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Well?!? The boy needs an approprite sendoff.

I’m available the 16th, 18th, 19th, 21st and MAYBE the 22nd.

Great gobbits of animal flesh, copiuos alcoholic beverages, and females with great mamalian protuberances need to be consumed on these dates.

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boston-dopefest-now-before-autolycus-moves-away/449391/2 "2008-05-15T05:53:53Z")

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I will slobber that boy with kisses, just to embarrass him. When and where, I don’t care.

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**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boston-dopefest-now-before-autolycus-moves-away/449391/3 "2008-05-15T05:58:10Z")

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Where you moving to **Auto**? Big city? Main island? North, south?

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boston-dopefest-now-before-autolycus-moves-away/449391/4 "2008-05-15T12:44:11Z")

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[QUOTE=bbs2k]  
I will slobber that boy with kisses, just to embarrass him. When and where, I don’t care.  
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He needs to be pantsed in public, preferably while he’s stinking drunk.

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**Author:** ![Elysium](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3be4f8/32.png) [@Elysium](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysium)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boston-dopefest-now-before-autolycus-moves-away/449391/5 "2008-05-15T20:50:54Z")

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Sounds awesome! I didn’t make it to the last one. Mr. Elysium wants to come along too. Plus I work in Maden now and not Plymouth, so I have a flexible schedule. Choose a day.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boston-dopefest-now-before-autolycus-moves-away/449391/6 "2008-05-15T20:55:18Z")

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I’m in, schedule permitting.

Bartley’s (depending on the crowd and the hour), maybe a duck boat tour (I see them from my window, still haven’t done that)?

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boston-dopefest-now-before-autolycus-moves-away/449391/7 "2008-05-15T21:57:41Z")

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90% sure it’s going to be Monday, as that seems like his only free day.

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boston-dopefest-now-before-autolycus-moves-away/449391/8 "2008-05-15T22:06:42Z")

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Is it wrong that I want photos of the pantsing and the slobbery kisses? If it is wrong, I don’t care…I want them anyway.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boston-dopefest-now-before-autolycus-moves-away/449391/9 "2008-05-15T22:07:37Z")

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[QUOTE=BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed]  
Where you moving to **Auto**? Big city? Main island? North, south?  
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Graduating from college (Go Eagles!) and heading to Orlando for the summer to chill with the old farts. Planning on going to Japan as soon as I find a job over there. Most likely to teach English, as my writing skill in Japanese isn’t good enough to get a job in business. I’ll probably be in Tokyo, as that’s where the girlfriend is going to be. I really wish I could work near Kyoto or Nara though ;\_;

> [@tdn](#):
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> He needs to be pantsed in public, preferably while he’s stinking drunk

Pantsed is fine, goatsed is not. :o

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boston-dopefest-now-before-autolycus-moves-away/449391/10 "2008-05-15T22:44:09Z")

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[QUOTE=bbs2k]  
I will slobber that boy with kisses, just to embarrass him. When and where, I don’t care.  
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I’m sure there are some places on his body where it would not be appropriate for you to slobber him, at least in public. 😉

Welcome back, **Auto!** Gee…are we going to have to have ANOTHER OrlanDope?

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**Author:** ![Elysium](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3be4f8/32.png) [@Elysium](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysium)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boston-dopefest-now-before-autolycus-moves-away/449391/11 "2008-05-16T13:20:43Z")

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Bartley’s is the burger place in Harvard Square, correct? Sounds like fun.  
I may have to come along but just nurse a soda, as I am incredibly, unbelievably broke. All our money is going to the apartment we just moved into.

But I do want to see you all again, and some for the first time.

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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boston-dopefest-now-before-autolycus-moves-away/449391/12 "2008-05-16T19:40:24Z")

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I’m going to say maybe here, although I’ve had a poor history with these lately. Thing is, I’ve been traveling a lot for work and that makes getting out for recreation difficult. I have, however, also been pretty gloomy lately, and huge gobbits of animal flesh might cheer me up some.

I’ll pass on the boobage, though.

Still, I’ll keep an eye on the thread.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boston-dopefest-now-before-autolycus-moves-away/449391/13 "2008-05-16T19:49:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Elysium]  
Bartley’s is the burger place in Harvard Square, correct? Sounds like fun.  
I may have to come along but just nurse a soda, as I am incredibly, unbelievably broke.  
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I’d be glad to chip in for your meal. If it’s someplace really cheap, like Bartley’s, I’ll just cover you.

The reservation I have about that place is that it gets pretty busy, and doesn’t seem like somewhere where you can linger for a long time. The beauty of other 'fests is that we were never rushed.

I’d be perfectly happy with **Auto** choosing the place, although I’m thinking that sushi might be a bit expensive for some folks.

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**Author:** ![Elysium](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3be4f8/32.png) [@Elysium](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysium)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boston-dopefest-now-before-autolycus-moves-away/449391/14 "2008-05-16T20:22:33Z")

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[QUOTE=tdn]  
I’d be glad to chip in for your meal. If it’s someplace really cheap, like Bartley’s, I’ll just cover you.

The reservation I have about that place is that it gets pretty busy, and doesn’t seem like somewhere where you can linger for a long time. The beauty of other 'fests is that we were never rushed.

I’d be perfectly happy with **Auto** choosing the place, although I’m thinking that sushi might be a bit expensive for some folks.  
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That’s very generous **tdn** , thank you. But I don’t mind at all just coming for the company! So please don’t feel obligated.

I’ll go wherever \*\*Auto \*\*chooses. I don’t know yet if hubby will come, but I’ll try to make him. He HATES feeling like others are pitching in for him, so that makes him reluctant to do anything he doesn’t have to funds for. But we’ll see what happens.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boston-dopefest-now-before-autolycus-moves-away/449391/15 "2008-05-16T20:25:21Z")

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[QUOTE=tdn]  
I’d be glad to chip in for your meal. If it’s someplace really cheap, like Bartley’s, I’ll just cover you.  
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And by next week, I may owe **tdn** a dinner.

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> The reservation I have about that place is that it gets pretty busy, and doesn’t seem like somewhere where you can linger for a long time. The beauty of other 'fests is that we were never rushed.

That was my concern in suggesting it, too. (And it might be hard to get a large group all seated together.) I was thinking we could miss the dinner rush, one way or the other, and even if we can’t linger at Bartley’s, Harvard Square offers excellent meandering opportunities.

Sushi’s good, too.

**lorene** , it wouldn’t be the same without you.

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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boston-dopefest-now-before-autolycus-moves-away/449391/16 "2008-05-16T21:58:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Robot Arm]

**lorene** , it wouldn’t be the same without you.  
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That’s very, very nice. I’m feeling pretty blue lately, and that helps.

Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boston-dopefest-now-before-autolycus-moves-away/449391/17 "2008-05-16T22:15:16Z")

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Bartleby’s is fine with me. Errr, Bartleys. How’s monday night sound for everyone?

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2008, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boston-dopefest-now-before-autolycus-moves-away/449391/18 "2008-05-17T03:26:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Autolycus]  
Graduating from college (Go Eagles!) and heading to Orlando for the summer to chill with the old farts. Planning on going to Japan as soon as I find a job over there. Most likely to teach English, as my writing skill in Japanese isn’t good enough to get a job in business. I’ll probably be in Tokyo, as that’s where the girlfriend is going to be. I really wish I could work near Kyoto or Nara though ;\_;

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Once you’re down in Orlando, **Acid Lamp** and I are going to visit with you. Maybe we can introduce you to an Icelandic alcoholic specialty if we can get our hands on some Brennivín. Give me a call or PM me when you’re back in town, and we’ll see if we can squeeze in a visit between my “chemo caretaker” vacations.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2008, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boston-dopefest-now-before-autolycus-moves-away/449391/19 "2008-05-17T04:08:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Autolycus]  
Bartleby’s is fine with me. Errr, Bartleys. How’s monday night sound for everyone?  
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That sounds great. 7:00?

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boston-dopefest-now-before-autolycus-moves-away/449391/20 "2008-05-19T05:50:13Z")

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7PM sounds great. My family and some friends will also be coming. Do you think there will be room at Bartleby’s for everyone? We have around 10-15 people coming it sounds like. In any case, let’s still meet at 7PM in front of the restaraunt.

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