IQ1: Were you a standout Hall of Fame running back for the Dallas Cowboys in the 70s?
IQ2: Were you a former starting quarterback for the Cowboys, with the same first name as IQ1?
IQ2: Are you a record-setting former tight end for the Chiefs and Falcons, who shares the same name as the previous two IQs?
That was how I got my guaranteed DQs till you came along.
IQ1: Did you replace Drew Brees as QB for the New Orleans Saints?
IQ2: Are you head coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers?
IQ3: Did you win the Heisman Trophy in 2007 but prove to be a bust in the NFL?
IQ1: Were you the hero of a Robert Burns poem, who was chased by witches while riding home drunk from market day (and who lent his name to a type of woolen hat)?
IQ2: Were you taken from your family, brainwashed, and trained to be a deadly assassin by agents of the Blue Sky Corporation?
IQ3: Were you the protagonist of a play by Christopher Marlowe, based on the life of a 14 century Mongol warlord who established an empire in Central Asia?
IQ1: Did you allegedly turn down a role in Shock Treatment because you couldn’t do an American accent?
IQ2: Are you a successful actor once teamed with not so successful comic Tom Dreesen?
IQ3: Were you a member of the Eagles who encouraged “Playing it Cool”?