# Boticelli, Part II
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boticelli-part-ii/395892
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 14, 2007, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boticelli-part-ii/395892 "2007-03-14T15:21:10Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2007, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boticelli-part-ii/395892/61 "2007-03-14T16:58:51Z")
[QUOTE=Enginerd]
No, I’m not Dottie Green.
[/QUOTE]
Fair enough. I was thinking of Doris Kearns Goodwin, but she’s not worth another guess.
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### Author:  [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2007, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boticelli-part-ii/395892/62 "2007-03-14T16:59:34Z")
I’m not her either. 😛
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### Author:  [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2007, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boticelli-part-ii/395892/63 "2007-03-14T17:01:41Z")
Are you a professional poker player?
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### Author:  [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boticelli-part-ii/395892/64 "2007-03-14T17:06:37Z")
[QUOTE=dnooman]
Are you a professional poker player?
[/QUOTE]
No, and I don’t know who you’re talking about.
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### Author:  [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2007, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boticelli-part-ii/395892/65 "2007-03-14T17:08:11Z")
[QUOTE=Enginerd]
No, and I don’t know who you’re talking about.
[/QUOTE]
David Grey
Are you caucasian?
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2007, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boticelli-part-ii/395892/66 "2007-03-14T17:08:37Z")
DG:
Did you share early morning TV with a chimp?
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### Author:  [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2007, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boticelli-part-ii/395892/67 "2007-03-14T17:08:44Z")
[QUOTE=dnooman]
David Grey
Are you caucasian?
[/QUOTE]
Yep.
**DG** is…
[ul][li]Alive.[/li][li]Male[/li][li]Not an actor[/li][li]Not a professional athlete[/li][li]Not in politics[/li][li]has written book(s)[/li][li]American born[/li][li]Does not primarily write fiction[/li][li]in the entertainment industry[/li][li]not a scientist[/li][li]has books written about him[/li][li]Caucasian[/li][/ul]
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### Author:  [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2007, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boticelli-part-ii/395892/68 "2007-03-14T17:09:51Z")
[QUOTE=Zeldar]
DG:
Did you share early morning TV with a chimp?
[/QUOTE]
No, and I’m pretty curious about who this is.
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2007, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boticelli-part-ii/395892/69 "2007-03-14T17:11:22Z")
[QUOTE=Enginerd]
No, and I’m pretty curious about who this is.
[/QUOTE]
Dave Garroway – Today Show pioneer
the monkey was J. Fred Muggs
DQ: Are you in music?
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### Author:  [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2007, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boticelli-part-ii/395892/70 "2007-03-14T17:12:15Z")
[QUOTE=Zeldar]
Dave Garroway – Today Show pioneer
the monkey was J. Fred Muggs
DQ: Are you in music?
[/QUOTE]
yes.
**DG** is…
[ul][li]Alive.[/li][li]Male[/li][li]Not an actor[/li][li]Not a professional athlete[/li][li]Not in politics[/li][li]has written book(s)[/li][li]American born[/li][li]Does not primarily write fiction[/li][li]in the entertainment industry[/li][li]not a scientist[/li][li]has books written about him[/li][li]Caucasian[/li][li]in music[/li][/ul]
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2007, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boticelli-part-ii/395892/71 "2007-03-14T17:14:00Z")
[QUOTE=Zeldar]
DG:
Did you ever appear as “a black man with no soul?”
[/QUOTE]
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### Author:  [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2007, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boticelli-part-ii/395892/72 "2007-03-14T17:18:52Z")
No, I’m not David Alan Grier.
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### Author:  [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2007, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boticelli-part-ii/395892/73 "2007-03-14T17:19:16Z")
Have you ever been on The Ben Stiller show?
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### Author:  [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2007, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boticelli-part-ii/395892/74 "2007-03-14T17:20:16Z")
[QUOTE=dnooman]
Have you ever been on The Ben Stiller show?
[/QUOTE]
Is this a DQ or an IQ?
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### Author:  [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2007, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boticelli-part-ii/395892/75 "2007-03-14T17:22:04Z")
[QUOTE=Enginerd]
Is this a DQ or an IQ?
[/QUOTE]
Sorry, IQ
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2007, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boticelli-part-ii/395892/76 "2007-03-14T17:22:33Z")
DG:
IQ: Did you ever sing about the stars going out?
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### Author:  [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2007, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boticelli-part-ii/395892/77 "2007-03-14T17:23:42Z")
[QUOTE=dnooman]
Have you ever been on The Ben Stiller show?
[/QUOTE]
No, and I don’t know who this is.
> [@Zeldar](#):
>
> IQ: Did you ever sing about the stars going out?
No, and I don’t know who this is.
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### Author:  [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2007, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boticelli-part-ii/395892/78 "2007-03-14T17:24:59Z")
Dana Gould
Have you ever been a member of a prominent band?
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2007, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boticelli-part-ii/395892/79 "2007-03-14T17:26:04Z")
[QUOTE=Enginerd]
No, and I don’t know who this is.
[/QUOTE]
David Gates of _Bread_ in the song _If_
DQ: Are you a singer?
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### Author:  [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2007, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boticelli-part-ii/395892/80 "2007-03-14T17:30:54Z")
[QUOTE=dnooman]
Dana Gould
Have you ever been a member of a prominent band?
[/QUOTE]
no…
> [@Zeldar](#):
>
> David Gates of Bread in the song If
>
> DQ: Are you a singer?
…and no.
**DG** is…
[ul][li]Alive.[/li][li]Male[/li][li]Not an actor[/li][li]Not a professional athlete[/li][li]Not in politics[/li][li]has written book(s)[/li][li]American born[/li][li]Does not primarily write fiction[/li][li]in the entertainment industry[/li][li]not a scientist[/li][li]has books written about him[/li][li]Caucasian[/li][li]in music[/li][li]never been a member of a prominent band\*[/li][li]not a singer[/li][/ul]
\*prominent band = band with a top-100 single
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