# Botticelli 2009!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 8, 2009, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311 "2009-01-08T00:42:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/1 "2009-01-08T00:42:33Z")

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Okay, it is still only 9:30am, I’m at work until 4pm or later and it is painfully obvious that I will have absolutely nothing to do all day today. Anyone up for the first game of Botticelli of the New Year?

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**T** (most well-known by this surname, but, if it helps, the given name begins with **I** )

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/2 "2009-01-08T01:02:19Z")

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Do you pity the foo?

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/3 "2009-01-08T01:17:14Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Q](#):
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> Do you pity the foo?

No, I am not Mr. T.

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/4 "2009-01-08T01:41:59Z")

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Do you have really big feet?

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/5 "2009-01-08T01:55:28Z")

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> [@glee](#):
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> Do you have really big feet?

No, and I don’t know who you’re thinking of. Take a direct question.

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/6 "2009-01-08T02:15:15Z")

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> [@seodoa](#):
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> No, and I don’t know who you’re thinking of. Take a direct question.

Ian Thorpe is an Australian Olympic swimming medallist with size 17 feet. :eek:

Are you male?

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/7 "2009-01-08T02:18:18Z")

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Did you win Brain of Britain?

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/8 "2009-01-08T02:19:37Z")

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> [@glee](#):
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> Ian Thorpe is an Australian Olympic swimming medallist with size 17 feet. :eek:
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> Are you male?

D’oh! Ian Thorpe! The Thorpedo! :smack:

Yes, I am male.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/9 "2009-01-08T02:19:51Z")

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Was your first musical recording considered by some to be the first rock and roll song ever?

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/10 "2009-01-08T02:29:18Z")

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> [@glee](#):
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> Did you win Brain of Britain?

No, and I’m afraid I’ve never followed that program. Take another Direct Question.

[QUOTE=Freudian Slit]  
Was your first musical recording considered by some to be the first rock and roll song ever?  
[/Quote]

No, I am not Ike Turner.

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**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/11 "2009-01-08T03:21:32Z")

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Are you “The Boy Wonder” producer who died at an unfortunately young age?

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/12 "2009-01-08T03:27:09Z")

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> [@Darryl\_Lict](#):
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> Are you “The Boy Wonder” producer who died at an unfortunately young age?

No, I am not and I don’t know who you are thinking of. Take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/13 "2009-01-08T03:47:15Z")

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> [@Darryl\_Lict](#):
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> Are you “The Boy Wonder” producer who died at an unfortunately young age?

Irving Thalberg.

Are you American?

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/14 "2009-01-08T03:51:19Z")

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> [@Darryl\_Lict](#):
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> Irving Thalberg.
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> Are you American?

No, I am not American.

Recap:

Yes, I am male  
No, I am not American.

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/15 "2009-01-08T03:55:11Z")

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Is one of your Sons a nihilist?

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/16 "2009-01-08T04:00:17Z")

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> [@AppallingGael](#):
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> Is one of your Sons a nihilist?

No, I am not Ivan Turgenev. (really, really clever reference, though)

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/17 "2009-01-08T04:02:46Z")

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Are you a Socialist?

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/18 "2009-01-08T04:09:38Z")

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> [@MadTheSwine](#):
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> Are you a Socialist?

No, and I don’t know who you’re thinking of. Take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/19 "2009-01-08T04:14:34Z")

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> [@seodoa](#):
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> No, and I don’t know who you’re thinking of. Take a DQ.

k i need a recap…what does a direct question mean? guess a name?

been awhile since i played

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/20 "2009-01-08T04:19:27Z")

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> [@MadTheSwine](#):
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> k i need a recap…what does a direct question mean? guess a name?
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> been awhile since i played

[Botticelli rules](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botticelli_(game))

[Indirect question](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botticelli_(game)#Indirect_Mode)

[Direct question](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botticelli_(game)#Direct_Mode)

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