# Botticelli 2009! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 8, 2009, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311 "2009-01-08T00:42:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/181 "2009-01-10T07:30:15Z")
Do you have ants in your pants (and you want to dance)? ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/182 "2009-01-10T10:33:16Z")
Are you a lyricist who also happens to be a pornstar ? ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/183 "2009-01-10T11:50:22Z")
Are you an exceedingly ordinary everyman? ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/184 "2009-01-10T13:35:45Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > Assuming J is first nam, B last name : > > Do you know the recipe for Rocket Sauce ? I have no idea whom you’re talking about. Have a DQ. > [@Johnny\_Q](#): > > Will Millions of People Die if you are not allowed to complete your mission? And you too. > [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#): > > Do you have ants in your pants (and you want to dance)? I’m not James Brown > [@Kobal2](#): > > Are you a lyricist who also happens to be a pornstar ? I don’t know my pornstars well enough ☹ Another DQ. > [@seodoa](#): > > Are you an exceedingly ordinary everyman? Sure ain’t. But have a dq. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/185 "2009-01-10T13:40:38Z")
The Rocket Sauce one is Jack Black, the pornstar is Jasmine Byrne. DQs : Are you fictional, are you alive ? ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/186 "2009-01-10T13:42:50Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > Sure ain’t. But have a dq. **Joe Blow** , the imaginary personification of the average guy. Akin to “John Doe.” 😃 DQ: Are you European? ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/187 "2009-01-10T14:20:11Z")
I’m non-fictional (aka real) I’m not alive I was a European ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/188 "2009-01-10T14:31:18Z")
Do you personify Blighty? ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/189 "2009-01-10T14:38:44Z")
Not that I’m aware of, have another DQ. I’m off to a really bad start… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/190 "2009-01-10T14:44:31Z")
**John Bull** is the national personification of England (and to a somewhat lesser extent, the UK). DQ: Were you a politician? (and don’t worry about it, it’s tough to be the chooser) IQ: Are you an amnesiac hunted by the CIA? ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/191 "2009-01-10T14:53:24Z")
Not a politician And ha! I’m not Jason Bourne. ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/192 "2009-01-10T14:57:25Z")
Will you resign from your currently-held political post next week? ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/193 "2009-01-10T15:08:22Z")
Who’s resigning next week? Please do tell, and have another DQ. ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/194 "2009-01-10T15:24:03Z")
**Joe Biden** is resigning from his senate seat so he can become VPOTUS. DQ: Were you a _Continental_ European? IQ: Did you make your acting debut on a show about a family living in the 19th century American West? ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/195 "2009-01-10T15:24:21Z")
Are you the producer responsible for a famous film featuring homoerotica among US Navy pilots ? ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/196 "2009-01-10T15:37:20Z")
Yes, I was a continental European. I’m not Jason Bateman, nor am I Jerry Bruckheimer ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/197 "2009-01-10T15:38:46Z")
And a big :smack: for not thinking about Biden. ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/198 "2009-01-10T15:45:58Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > And a big :smack: for not thinking about Biden. He’s not a terribly memorable man, is he? 😛 IQ: Did you play a character whose two friends schemed to keep you from marrying a psycho? ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/199 "2009-01-10T15:50:33Z")
Apparently not memorable enough. And have another dq. ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/200 "2009-01-10T16:01:01Z")
**Jason Biggs** played Darren Silverman in the movie, _Saving Silverman_. DQ: Were you male? IQ: Were you half of a famous American children’s book writing and illustrating duo? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311.md?page=11)