# Botticelli 2009!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 8, 2009, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311 "2009-01-08T00:42:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 11

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/201 "2009-01-10T16:33:12Z")

</div>

Are you a Lone Gunman ?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/202 "2009-01-10T16:37:56Z")

</div>

DQ: Yes, I was male

And no, I’m not Jan Berenstain

ETA: Nor am I John Byers

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/203 "2009-01-10T16:44:28Z")

</div>

Did you earnestly announce that tyrants should die?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/204 "2009-01-10T17:26:49Z")

</div>

Does your body lie a-mouldering in the grave while your soul goes marching on?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/205 "2009-01-10T17:44:34Z")

</div>

Did you compose A German Requiem ?

Did you compose the Brandenburg concerto ?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/206 "2009-01-10T18:26:38Z")

</div>

I am not Junius Brutus (right?)

Nor am I John Wilkes Booth, Johannes Brahms or Johan Sebastian Bach.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/207 "2009-01-10T18:34:27Z")

</div>

Wait, in what order did you answer those? I am confused. 😕

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/208 "2009-01-10T18:35:59Z")

</div>

Tyrants must die = Brutus  
Body dead = Booth  
Requiem = Brahms  
Brandenburger = Bach

Ya savvy?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/209 "2009-01-10T18:42:34Z")

</div>

> [@WormTheRed](#):
>
> Tyrants must die = Brutus  
> Body dead = Booth  
> Requiem = Brahms  
> Brandenburger = Bach
> 
> Ya savvy?

Ah ha, yes, I savvy! Then might I be permitted to nitpick that Junius was not Marcus Junius Brutus’ first name, so the initials JB don’t really work? “Sic semper tyrannis” was also famously said by Mr. John W. Booth after he shot President Lincoln. (hence my concern over which question went with which answer) 😃

It’s a pretty pedantic nitpick, I know, but, then again, aren’t they all?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/210 "2009-01-10T18:52:27Z")

</div>

Well then ya nitpicking &%¤(/& 😛

Have a DQ

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/211 "2009-01-10T18:57:43Z")

</div>

Were you a Dutch painter in the Renaissance ?

Are you the founder of a whiskey company ?

Does Harry Shearer do your voice on the Simpsons ?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/212 "2009-01-10T19:01:26Z")

</div>

> [@WormTheRed](#):
>
> Well then ya nitpicking &%¤(/& 😛
> 
> Have a DQ

Consider it payback for tormenting poor **Kobal2** with sports questions. 😉

DQ: Were you alive in the 20th century?

IQ: Did Sam wager his buisness that he would marry you?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/213 "2009-01-10T19:24:06Z")

</div>

It is John Brown (not Booth)'s body that does or did those things. Booth may be mouldering, but his soul didn’t go marching on (remember his leg wound from the balcony jump).

DQ: Does your fame come primarily from your work in the arts?

IQ: Do you think that the greatest happiness of the greatest number is the foundation of morals?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/214 "2009-01-10T20:27:27Z")

</div>

> [@Kobal2](#):
>
> Were you a Dutch painter in the Renaissance ?
> 
> Are you the founder of a whiskey company ?
> 
> Does Harry Shearer do your voice on the Simpsons ?

Can’t think of a fitting painter, have a dq

And what JB-voice does Harry Shearer do? Have another dq.

But I’m not Jim Bean!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/215 "2009-01-10T20:29:04Z")

</div>

> [@seodoa](#):
>
> Consider it payback for tormenting poor **Kobal2** with sports questions. 😉
> 
> DQ: Were you alive in the 20th century?
> 
> IQ: Did Sam wager his buisness that he would marry you?

Well, 😛 to you.

No, I was not alive in the 20th century.

And who? Have another dq.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/216 "2009-01-10T20:31:25Z")

</div>

> [@AppallingGael](#):
>
> It is John Brown (not Booth)'s body that does or did those things. Booth may be mouldering, but his soul didn’t go marching on (remember his leg wound from the balcony jump).
> 
> DQ: Does your fame come primarily from your work in the arts?
> 
> IQ: Do you think that the greatest happiness of the greatest number is the foundation of morals?

Crap; close but no cigar.

No, I’m not primarily famous for work in the arts.

And I’m not the utilitarist Jeremy Bentham.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/217 "2009-01-10T20:58:36Z")

</div>

**Kobal2** : Jim Beam!!! Not Jim Bean, stupid misspelling.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/218 "2009-01-10T21:57:09Z")

</div>

I was going for Jack Bauer

DQ: Were you born in the last century?

IQ: Do Evil Geniuses always play your music on their organs?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/219 "2009-01-10T21:58:00Z")

</div>

Did your little brother give you several kingdoms?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2009, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/220 "2009-01-11T00:15:04Z")

</div>

**Johnny Q** : I was not born in the last century and have another (I can only think of Bethoven for villain music)

**AppallingGael** : Have a dq

To summarise:  
Not born in the last century  
Not alive in the 20th century  
I am continental European  
Not known for my arts  
Male  
Real  
Not a politician  
Dead

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311.md?page=10)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311.md?page=12)
