# Botticelli 2009! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 8, 2009, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311 "2009-01-08T00:42:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Wash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@Wash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wash)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/361 "2009-01-14T15:51:05Z")
That’ll be another :smack: then… Yes I am an actress, or at least I’d like to think I am. I am not Heidi Klum or Anne Hathaway. ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/362 "2009-01-14T15:57:11Z")
After ruling your country for decades and ushering in an age of peace and prosperity did your successor attempt to erase your name and image from history? Did you have one freckle for every state in the US? Are you an obnoxious Japanese rodent? ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/363 "2009-01-14T16:09:08Z")
Are you mostly famous for being famous? ---
**Author:** ![Wash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@Wash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wash)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/364 "2009-01-14T16:12:44Z")
I am not Charles I of Habsburg My Google-Fu is failing me, take 2 DQs for the others. Edit: Worm, I am not Elizabeth Hurley ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/365 "2009-01-14T16:17:04Z")
Wasn’t she a model first? Nevermind… Well then: have you released an album, starred in a few movies, have your own perfume and starred in a private sex-tape that wasn’t supposed to be released to the public? ---
**Author:** ![Wash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@Wash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wash)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/366 "2009-01-14T16:20:41Z")
I am also not Paris Hilton (thank og) Liz Hurley was a model, but was by no means even remotely famous until her relationship with Hugh Grant and “that dress”. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/367 "2009-01-14T16:23:33Z")
True. Did you found a successful enterprise and host famous parties? ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/368 "2009-01-14T16:26:11Z")
> [@Wash](#): > > I am not Charles I of Habsburg > My Google-Fu is failing me, take 2 DQs for the others. > > Edit: Worm, I am not Elizabeth Hurley Charles I only reigned for 2 years. You are not **Hatshepsut**. You are not **Howdy Doody**. You are not **Hamtaro**. DQs: Have you acted in any feature films? Are you also a singer? Are you American? ---
**Author:** ![Wash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@Wash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wash)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/369 "2009-01-14T16:26:16Z")
I am certainly not Hugh Hefner ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/370 "2009-01-14T16:30:33Z")
(@Worm : the character was Sadie Hawkins, of Naturally Sadie) Are you the prince of a city no one is really sure existed or not ? Are you one of the oldest characters associated with Arthurian legend ? Do you have a hat with wings on ? Do you own a handgun that could blow my head clean off ? Did you found a motorcycle company ? ---
**Author:** ![Wash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@Wash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wash)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/371 "2009-01-14T16:34:57Z")
> [@seodoa](#): > > Have you acted in any feature films? > > Are you also a singer? > > Are you American? Yes, no and no. **Kobal** , work calls - I’ll be with you shortly… ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/372 "2009-01-14T16:40:26Z")
Are you married to a man whose reputation has sunk very much over the last couple of years? ---
**Author:** ![Wash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@Wash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wash)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/373 "2009-01-14T16:59:25Z")
Ok, Kobals questions: No idea, take a DQ I am not Hengist I am not Hermes I am not Harry Callahan I am not William Harley Worm: Hmm… no H in Laura Bush (except at the end) so I’m drawing a blank. Take a DQ. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/374 "2009-01-14T17:01:45Z")
Katie Holmes 😉 DQ: Are you English? ---
**Author:** ![Wash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@Wash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wash)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/375 "2009-01-14T17:08:13Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > Katie Holmes 😉 > > DQ: Are you English? Oh shitbiscuits! That’s a multiple :smack: I am not English. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/376 "2009-01-14T17:12:48Z")
So you’re not Hector of Troy, uh ? DQ : Are you alive ? IQs : Did you affirm your identity as your last words, before committing suicide ? Are you an idealist philosopher ? Are you the head honcho in Tomaynia ? Are you a created man with blond hair and a tan ? Did you portray a WW2 German sniper ? ---
**Author:** ![Wash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@Wash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wash)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/377 "2009-01-14T17:23:13Z")
I am alive Given that I am alive, I didn’t do that. However, I don’t know who did… I am not Hegel I am not Adenoid Hynkel 😃 I am not Rocky Horror (?) I am not Ed Harris ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/378 "2009-01-14T17:42:31Z")
You’re not Heinrich Himmler, then. Good for you 🙂 DQ : are you European ? Did you play a vampire stripper with a snake ? Are you a pop singer with an eyebrow-raising name ? Did you fund a fantastic zoo which didn’t turn out quite the way you planned ? Does your son and his accomplice rape your work based on your notes, and should by all rights be shot until dead, dead, dead ? Did you claim the English throne, set out to take it by force but die with an arrow in the throat ? ---
**Author:** ![Wash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@Wash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wash)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/379 "2009-01-14T17:51:30Z")
Darn, I was thinking Hess. For some reason after that Himmler still didn’t occur to me. I am indeed European I am not Salma Hayek (I think you’ll find WormTheRed is ;)) or Harald Hardrada, but the other 3 earn you DQs. Only problem is, I’m about to leave and I’ll be on the road for the next 10 hours or so, so I’ll make it easy for you all so you can start a new game. I am most famous for causing car accidents in my underwear. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/380 "2009-01-14T17:52:06Z")
Are you an Oscar-winning actress who among other things has driven off a cliff with her bff? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311.md?page=20)