# Botticelli 2009!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 8, 2009, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311 "2009-01-08T00:42:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/41 "2009-01-08T11:06:04Z")

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> [@Darryl\_Lict](#):
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> Did you purportedly OD recently?

No, and I don’t know who you’re thinking of… Go for the DQ!

And thanks, I thought this game would never pick back up!

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/42 "2009-01-08T11:07:22Z")

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> [@AppallingGael](#):
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> Did you write “The History of the Standard Oil Company”?

No, and I don’t know who you’re thinking of… take a DQ.

(man, I’m dyin here)  
Also…  
Huzzamuh who?!

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/43 "2009-01-08T13:21:12Z")

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Ida Tarbell wrote “The History of the Standard Oil Company”.

Were you a non-fictional person?

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/44 "2009-01-08T13:29:50Z")

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> [@AppallingGael](#):
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> Ida Tarbell wrote “The History of the Standard Oil Company”.
> 
> Were you a non-fictional person?

Yes, I was non-fictional.

To recap:

Yes, I was non-fictional.  
No, I was not a scientist.  
No, I am not Russian.  
No, I am not American.  
No, I am not living  
Yes, I am male.

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/45 "2009-01-08T13:50:36Z")

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Did you use to rule a big country and have a fancy title?

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/46 "2009-01-08T14:12:08Z")

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> [@WormTheRed](#):
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> Did you use to rule a big country and have a fancy title?

No, I am not Temuchin who would later hold the title of Genghis Khan?

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/47 "2009-01-08T14:26:10Z")

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Did you use to be a world famous fashion model?

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/48 "2009-01-08T14:31:00Z")

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No, and I have no clue who you’re thinking of, take a DQ, my good man.

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/49 "2009-01-08T14:32:21Z")

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Twiggy 🙂

Were you born in the 20.th century?

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**Author:** ![WF\_Tomba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d9b06d/32.png) [@WF\_Tomba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WF_Tomba)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/50 "2009-01-08T14:35:32Z")

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Did you conquer large portions of Asia?

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/51 "2009-01-08T14:35:44Z")

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> [@WormTheRed](#):
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> Twiggy 🙂
> 
> Were you born in the 20.th century?

Awwwwwh, Twiggy! I luff Twiggy! :smack:

No, I was not born in the 20th Century

Recap:

No, I was not born in the 20th Century  
Yes, I was non-fictional.  
No, I was not a scientist.  
No, I am not Russian.  
No, I am not American.  
No, I am not living  
Yes, I am male.

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/52 "2009-01-08T14:38:55Z")

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Were you a Tsar?

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/53 "2009-01-08T14:45:39Z")

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> [@WormTheRed](#):
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> Were you a Tsar?

No, and I don’t know who you’re thinking of.

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/54 "2009-01-08T14:47:20Z")

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Ivan the Terrible (ok, stretching the letters here, but since Mr T worked 😉 )

My dq: Did you use to be the leader of a country?

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/55 "2009-01-08T14:53:40Z")

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> [@WormTheRed](#):
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> Ivan the Terrible (ok, stretching the letters here, but since Mr T worked 😉 )
> 
> My dq: Did you use to be the leader of a country?

Hahaha, I had a feeling you were going for that stretch, but if you’ll accept Temuchin, I’ll accept Ivan the Terrible.

Answer: Yes I was the leader of a country.  
No, I was not born in the 20th Century  
Yes, I was non-fictional.  
No, I was not a scientist.  
No, I am not Russian.  
No, I am not American.  
No, I am not living  
Yes, I am male.

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/56 "2009-01-08T14:56:35Z")

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Did you give a watch to a young boy that was hidden in somebodys anal cavity?

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/57 "2009-01-08T14:58:30Z")

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Are you tamerlane?

am i allowed to ask that?

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/58 "2009-01-08T15:04:13Z")

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> [@MadTheSwine](#):
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> Did you give a watch to a young boy that was hidden in somebodys anal cavity?

No, I don’t know who you are thinking of… take a DQ.

> [@](#):
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> Are you tamerlane?
> 
> am i allowed to ask that?

No, you cannot ask directly if I am a person, as I could in no way deflect that with another person’s name.

If you think the individual is Tamerlane, you must ask about a characteristic of Tamerlane, like “Did you found the Timurid Empire?”

Regardless, I am not Tamerlane.

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/59 "2009-01-08T15:05:42Z")

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> [@MadTheSwine](#):
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> Are you tamerlane?
> 
> am i allowed to ask that?

You should rather ask a question that only has him as an answer.

For example: _Were you the leader of Nazi Germany_, if you’re sure AH is Hitler.

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/60 "2009-01-08T15:09:30Z")

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Quote:  
Originally Posted by MadTheSwine  
Did you give a watch to a young boy that was hidden in somebodys anal cavity?

No, I don’t know who you are thinking of… take a DQ.

Tanaka from Pulp Fiction

umm…does yer name have a number after it? (like Queen Elizabeth II)

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