# Botticelli 2009!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 8, 2009, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311 "2009-01-08T00:42:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/61 "2009-01-08T15:12:19Z")

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> [@MadTheSwine](#):
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> umm…does yer name have a number after it? (like Queen Elizabeth II)

No, my name has no number after it.  
Yes, I was the leader of a country.  
No, I was not born in the 20th Century  
Yes, I was non-fictional.  
No, I was not a scientist.  
No, I am not Russian.  
No, I am not American.  
No, I am not living  
Yes, I am male.

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**Author:** ![WF\_Tomba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d9b06d/32.png) [@WF\_Tomba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WF_Tomba)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/62 "2009-01-08T15:14:59Z")

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> [@seodoa](#):
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> No, I don’t know who you are thinking of… take a DQ.
> 
> No, you cannot ask directly if I am a person, as I could in no way deflect that with another person’s name.
> 
> If you think the individual is Tamerlane, you must ask about a characteristic of Tamerlane, like “Did you found the Timurid Empire?”
> 
> Regardless, I am not Tamerlane.

I asked a question aiming at Tamerlane on the previous page and you skipped it.

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/63 "2009-01-08T15:21:22Z")

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> [@WF\_Tomba](#):
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> I asked a question aiming at Tamerlane on the previous page and you skipped it.

Oh, damn, sorry, I didn’t even see that because of the page change. I’ll give you a DQ as penance. ☹

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/64 "2009-01-08T15:44:02Z")

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nevermind

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/65 "2009-01-08T18:23:06Z")

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Did your oldest son succeed you in your position?

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/66 "2009-01-08T18:28:48Z")

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Did you run Yugoslavia?

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**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/67 "2009-01-08T22:14:59Z")

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Do you look good in a loincloth?

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**Author:** ![WF\_Tomba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d9b06d/32.png) [@WF\_Tomba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WF_Tomba)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/68 "2009-01-08T22:41:25Z")

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DQ: Are you European?

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/69 "2009-01-08T23:11:55Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> Did your oldest son succeed you in your position?

No, I am not Emperor Tenji.

> [@glee](#):
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> Did you run Yugoslavia?

No, and I don’t know who you’re thinking of.

> [@Wargamer](#):
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> Do you look good in a loincloth?

No, I am not Tecumseh.

> [@WF\_Tomba](#):
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> DQ: Are you European?

No, I am not European  
No, my name has no number after it.  
Yes, I was the leader of a country.  
No, I was not born in the 20th Century  
Yes, I was non-fictional.  
No, I was not a scientist.  
No, I am not Russian.  
No, I am not American.  
No, I am not living  
Yes, I am male.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/70 "2009-01-08T23:26:18Z")

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Wait, Twiggy doesn’t have an I in her name…

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/71 "2009-01-08T23:33:40Z")

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> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> Wait, Twiggy doesn’t have an I in her name…

Yeah, the rules seem to have broken down to just the T. I don’t mind that so much, as most games of Botticelli I’ve played are only with one given initial.

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/72 "2009-01-08T23:45:34Z")

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> [@glee](#):
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> Did you run Yugoslavia?

> [@seodoa](#):
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> No, and I don’t know who you’re thinking of.

[Tito](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josip_Broz_Tito) was the strongman who held Yugoslavia together after WW2.

Did you run a country in South America?

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/73 "2009-01-08T23:46:14Z")

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> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> Wait, Twiggy doesn’t have an I in her name…

I said I was stretching it, but since Mr T was ok, I went with it.

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/74 "2009-01-08T23:49:37Z")

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> [@glee](#):
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> [Tito](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josip_Broz_Tito) was the strongman who held Yugoslavia together after WW2.
> 
> Did you run a country in South America?

Rawr! :smack: Foiled twice by Tito in the same game! Damn his eyes!

No, I did not run a country in South America.  
No, I am not European  
No, my name has no number after it.  
Yes, I was the leader of a country.  
No, I was not born in the 20th Century  
Yes, I was non-fictional.  
No, I was not a scientist.  
No, I am not Russian.  
No, I am not American.  
No, I am not living  
Yes, I am male.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/75 "2009-01-08T23:56:02Z")

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> [@seodoa](#):
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> Yeah, the rules seem to have broken down to just the T. I don’t mind that so much, as most games of Botticelli I’ve played are only with one given initial.

Ah, got it. Yeah, the one time I played in real life, it was just initials.

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/76 "2009-01-08T23:57:59Z")

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Since we’re just playing with the T now 😉

Are you one of THE most famous football players in Italy?

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/77 "2009-01-08T23:58:18Z")

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> [@seodoa](#):
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> Rawr! :smack: Foiled twice by Tito in the same game! Damn his eyes!

Sorry I missed the question about ‘a Socialist’.  
Tito was a **Communist** for almost all of his life anyway.

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/78 "2009-01-09T00:09:30Z")

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> [@WormTheRed](#):
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> Since we’re just playing with the T now 😉
> 
> Are you one of THE most famous football players in Italy?

Damn you Europeans and your kickball! I have no idea, take another DQ.

> [@glee](#):
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> Sorry I missed the question about ‘a Socialist’.  
> Tito was a **Communist** for almost all of his life anyway.

Except for when he was a baby. Babies don’t really support any specific socioeconomic ideologies.

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**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/79 "2009-01-09T01:34:12Z")

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> [@Darryl\_Lict](#):
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> Did you purportedly OD recently?

Isiah Thomas.

DQ: Are you East Asian (non-Indian subcontinent)?

IQ: Are you a model who is probably more famous for something other than modeling?

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/80 "2009-01-09T01:56:11Z")

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> [@Darryl\_Lict](#):
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> Isiah Thomas.
> 
> DQ: Are you East Asian (non-Indian subcontinent)?
> 
> IQ: Are you a model who is probably more famous for something other than modeling?

Yes, I am East Asian (non-Indian subcontinent)

No, and I don’t know who you are thinking of.

Recap:

Yes, I am East Asian (non-Indian subcontinent)  
No, I did not run a country in South America.  
No, I am not European  
No, my name has no number after it.  
Yes, I was the leader of a country.  
No, I was not born in the 20th Century  
Yes, I was non-fictional.  
No, I was not a scientist.  
No, I am not Russian.  
No, I am not American.  
No, I am not living  
Yes, I am male.

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