# Botticelli 2009!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 8, 2009, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311 "2009-01-08T00:42:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/101 "2009-01-09T07:53:44Z")

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Do I carry a what now ?! _suspiciously_ Is that what you kids call it these days ? Take a direct question 🙂

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/102 "2009-01-09T07:58:16Z")

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Haha, [Daikokuten](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daikokuten), one of the Seven Lucky Gods.

Okay, DQ: Are you European?

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/103 "2009-01-09T08:04:45Z")

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I am not European.

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/104 "2009-01-09T08:06:11Z")

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Did you meditate longer than most people would probably advise?

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/105 "2009-01-09T08:14:16Z")

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I am not the Dalai Lama (OK, so I’m stumped :). Take a DQ)

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/106 "2009-01-09T08:16:56Z")

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> [@Kobal2](#):
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> I am not the Dalai Lama (OK, so I’m stumped :). Take a DQ)

[Daruma](http://www.onmarkproductions.com/html/daruma.shtml), the legendary father of Zen Buddhism who, according to one legend, meditated for so long that his limbs atrophied and fell off. :eek:

Are you Asian?

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/107 "2009-01-09T08:22:22Z")

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That’s a … disturbing image 🙂

I am not Asian

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/108 "2009-01-09T08:26:12Z")

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Did you propose any massive sphere-like structures?

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/109 "2009-01-09T08:36:16Z")

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I am not Freeman Dyson, but I’ll readily admit he’s got one of the greatest names evah.

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/110 "2009-01-09T08:49:07Z")

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Are you the boss? Ay-oh, oh-ay! 😉

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/111 "2009-01-09T08:51:12Z")

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I’m not Tony Danza 🙂

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/112 "2009-01-09T08:51:43Z")

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Are you a sunglass wearing football player who’s had is best years behind him?

(and **sedoa** , I was thinking about [Francesco Totti](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francesco_Totti))

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/113 "2009-01-09T08:54:37Z")

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(precision needed for research purposes : real football (i.e. soccer) or pansy-ass American football ?)

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/114 "2009-01-09T08:57:42Z")

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The real proper kind we play in Europe.

And another for you:

Are you a former no. 1 tennis player?

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/115 "2009-01-09T08:59:51Z")

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I am not Björn Borg. I’ll have to get back to you on the first one 🙂

EDIT : Gah ! Was thinking B instead of D. Take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/116 "2009-01-09T09:01:38Z")

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Where’s the D in Björn Borg?

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/117 "2009-01-09T09:03:34Z")

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> [@WormTheRed](#):
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> (and **sedoa** , I was thinking about [Francesco Totti](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francesco_Totti))

Oh, damn, I have actually heard of him.

Sassin frassin ferigners and yer sassin frassin kickball. 😉

ETA: And thanks for joining in **WormTheRed** , I was in dire need of some manly Nordic assistance. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/118 "2009-01-09T09:08:22Z")

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> [@WormTheRed](#):
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> Where’s the D in Björn Borg?

The worst thing is I took a few seconds deciding between Björn Borg and Boris Becker, before thinking “waitaminnit, isn’t WormTheRed from one of the Nordic countries ? Borg it is” :smack:

I give up on the footballer too. Whosit ?

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/119 "2009-01-09T09:22:45Z")

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Why, yes; I’m multinordic\* 🙂

I was thinking of Lindsay Davenport and Edgar Davids

DQ:s Are you non-fictional and are you alive?

IQ: Were you a rebel without a cause?  
IQ. Are you a blind superhero?  
IQ: Have you won the Champions League with two different clubs?

And **sedoa** , most glad to help and most grateful for yours as we seem to split our expertise pretty well 😉

\*As in hailing from one of them and having lived in most of them

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/120 "2009-01-09T09:34:08Z")

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Okay, I’ll toss in another one:

Did you become a multinational pop star after changing your name?

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