# Botticelli 2009! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 8, 2009, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311 "2009-01-08T00:42:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/121 "2009-01-09T09:37:31Z")
I am non-European, alive and non-fictionnal. I am not James Dean I am not the Daredevil I am sports illiterate and wish the damn stats and teams and goddamn tables would stop, but I’m not Alfredo DiStefano 🙂 ETA : sorry seodoa, I am not Dido ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/122 "2009-01-09T09:44:19Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > ETA : sorry seodoa, I am not Dido Ohhh, nice. I hadn’t even thought about her. Okay, let me rephrase it: Did you become a famous pop star after changing your name that started with a D to one that doesn’t? ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/123 "2009-01-09T09:46:56Z")
How about a Portuguese who has won the Champions League two times for different clubs 😉 Are you a member of a comic book bandit gang? Did you found a tobacco company? ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/124 "2009-01-09T09:57:47Z")
ha HA ! Took me long enough, but my google-fu reigns supreme. I am not Reginald K. Dwight, a.k.a. Elton John ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/125 "2009-01-09T10:03:36Z")
You´re using Google? In that case I need to mask my questions even more 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/126 "2009-01-09T10:08:25Z")
I hate you, I really do. But I’m not Deco. DQs for the other two though. ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/127 "2009-01-09T10:11:47Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > ha HA ! Took me long enough, but my google-fu reigns supreme. I am not Reginald K. Dwight, a.k.a. Elton John Oh, drat, you got me. I was actually thinking of Arnold George Dorsey, who would later become Engelbert Humperdinck. But Sir Elton is way better. 🙂 Okay, did you famously paint a bare-breasted Marianne? ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/128 "2009-01-09T10:15:41Z")
I am not Delacroix. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/129 "2009-01-09T10:19:18Z")
Davidoff, for the tobacco and pick one of the Dalton brothers in Lucky Luke for the gang 🙂 DQ1: Are you male? DQ2: Are you a politician? Did you design a keyboard layout? Did you write a symphony hailing a new world? Have you played the most football caps for your nation? 😃 Are you a former captain of your national team that won two major titles? 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/130 "2009-01-09T10:21:01Z")
Are you a Canadian Mountie whose true love is more interested in his horse (named Horse, of course) than she is in him? ETA: **WormTheRed** , wow, you’re all over this, aren’t you! ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/131 "2009-01-09T10:22:43Z")
I am non-European, non-fictionnal, alive, male but not a politician I’m not Dvořák I’m not Dvořák either, only not the same. Die in a fire. Die in a fire while stabbed with a chainsaw 😃 And take two DQs, of course. ETA : I’m not Dudley Do-Right ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/132 "2009-01-09T10:33:12Z")
Did you embarrass yourself and your _h_andler by uttering a foul word at the Ascot Racecourse? ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/133 "2009-01-09T10:36:39Z")
Hmm I’m not Eliza Doolittle ? ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/134 "2009-01-09T10:43:18Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > Hmm I’m not Eliza Doolittle ? **D** rat. :mad: Do people tend to sing hello to you? Especially if you vow to never again leave? ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/135 "2009-01-09T10:47:35Z")
Well, I have to do something while I’m bored at the office 😉 So you’re neither Iran’s top capper Ali Diae nor former French captain Marcel Desailly 😃 (you’re non-asian as well right? as per post 107) DQ: Are you a movie star? DQ: Are you younger than 40? Well, since you seem to love sports sooooo much 😃 (now where is that horny devil smiley when you need it?) Are you presently playing for Real Madrid 😃 Are you a Greek football star 😃 😃 Ok, enough teasing… Did you write a book about an idiot? Are you a short actor? ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/136 "2009-01-09T10:51:03Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > Are you a short actor? I love your guesses, **WormTheRed**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/137 "2009-01-09T11:01:35Z")
I’m not Asian, a politician, fictional, younger than 40 I am male, alive and a movie star. I’m not Lassana Diara I’m not Nikos Dabisas You should still roast in some circle of Hell, somewhere 🙂 I’m not Dostoievsky I’m not Warwick Davis (played the peck in Willow and R2-D2. Can’t get shorter 'n that 🙂 ) seodoa, you get a DQ though. EDIT : my mistake - he actually played an Ewok, not Artoo. Still. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/138 "2009-01-09T11:08:03Z")
Did you play the shorter twin in a movie? Did Sarah Silverman want to have intercourse with you? ETA: I could jump into a local volcano if you’d want me to? ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/139 "2009-01-09T11:09:17Z")
I’m not Danny DeVito I’m not fucking Matt Damon ETA : Please do so at your earliest convenience. ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311/140 "2009-01-09T11:13:40Z")
Dolly, from the musical “Hello, Dolly.” 😃 DQ: Are you a Hollywood star? Has a character you’ve played ever employed small cacao-bean-loving men? ETA: I’ve got a local 'cano too, but I promise not to make sports-related guesses. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-2009/480311.md?page=8)