# Botticelli 23

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-23/452727>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 12, 2008, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-23/452727 "2008-06-12T22:01:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-23/452727/21 "2008-06-13T16:13:34Z")

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Are you the swinger on the cover of the Beatles’ _Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band_ ?

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**Author:** ![Kid\_A\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Kid\_A\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_A_1)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-23/452727/22 "2008-06-13T16:19:32Z")

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Jerry West (His dribbling silhouette is the NBA’s official logo.)

IQ: Are you male?

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-23/452727/23 "2008-06-13T18:23:24Z")

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[QUOTE=Darryl Lict]

I’m not much of a Family Guy Fan, but I know my porn stars. Doesn’t ring a bell, though. DQ.

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Heh, this was a tricky one. It was actually **John Williams** , composer extraordinaire! 🙂

Direct question: Have you appeared in a visual medium (i.e. movies or television)?

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**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-23/452727/24 "2008-06-13T18:35:29Z")

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[QUOTE=Biffy the Elephant Shrew]  
Are you the creator of Maudie Frickert?  
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Never heard of her. DQ.

[QUOTE=glee]  
Did you compose the music for ‘Jaws’, ‘Star Wars’ and ‘Harry Potter’?  
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Finally, one I know! I’m not John Williams.

[QUOTE=glee]  
Did you invent the steam mangle?  
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I had to google steam mangle just to know what it was, let alone who invented it. DQ.

[QUOTE=ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness]  
Are you the swinger on the cover of the Beatles’ Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band ?  
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Dunno, I don’t even see a swinger on the cover. I suspect that you mean swimmer, but I wouldn’t have known that so you get a DQ.

[QUOTE=Kid\_A]  
Jerry West (His dribbling silhouette is the NBA’s official logo.)

IQ: Are you male?  
[/QUOTE]

Crap, couldn’t you have asked if I was the NBA logo? I’m not male.

Recap:  
I am an American.  
I am not alive.  
I am not male.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-23/452727/25 "2008-06-13T18:54:43Z")

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Does your Maserati do 185?

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**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-23/452727/26 "2008-06-13T19:09:09Z")

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I have appeared in a visual medium (i.e. movies or television)?

[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
Does your Maserati do 185?  
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I’m not Joe Walsh.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-23/452727/27 "2008-06-13T19:14:09Z")

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Do crowds of people yell “Slut!” when they see you?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-23/452727/28 "2008-06-13T19:46:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Darryl Lict]

Dunno, I don’t even see a swinger on the cover. I suspect that you mean swimmer, but I wouldn’t have known that so you get a DQ.

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Actually **Johnny Weissmuller** was both a swimmer (5 Olympic gold medals) and a swinger (played Tarzan in the movies - see, Tarzan..swinger. horrible pun, I know)

DQ: Have you appeared in a print medium such as a novel or short story?

It looks like you missed my IQ in post #10, so I’ll repeat it: Have you ever been called the Prince of Puke?

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-23/452727/29 "2008-06-13T19:59:00Z")

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Do you sing about it being “the right time of the night”?

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**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-23/452727/30 "2008-06-13T20:14:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Marley23]  
Do crowds of people yell “Slut!” when they see you?  
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I don’t think so. DQ.

[QUOTE=ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness]  
Actually Johnny Weissmuller was both a swimmer (5 Olympic gold medals) and a swinger (played Tarzan in the movies - see, Tarzan..swinger. horrible pun, I know)

DQ: Have you appeared in a print medium such as a novel or short story?

It looks like you missed my IQ in post #10, so I’ll repeat it: Have you ever been called the Prince of Puke?  
[/QUOTE]

Christ, do yo have to make a difficult question even harder?

I have not appeared in a such as a novel or short story.

Although I’m a pretty good puker, I don’t know who you mean. DQ.

[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
Do you sing about it being “the right time of the night”?  
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Don’t know, DQ.

Recap:  
I am an American.  
I am not alive.  
I am not male.  
I have appeared in a visual medium (i.e. movies or television)?  
I have not appeared in a such as a novel or short story.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-23/452727/31 "2008-06-13T21:57:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Darryl Lict]  
Never heard of her. DQ.

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Maudie Frickert was the crotchety female alter ego of **Jonathan Winters**.

DQ: Are you a character on a TV series?

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-23/452727/32 "2008-06-13T22:04:30Z")

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IQ: Were you in an 80’s power pop group with Belinda Carlisle?

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**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-23/452727/33 "2008-06-13T22:58:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Enginerd]  
IQ: Were you in an 80’s power pop group with Belinda Carlisle?  
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I’m not Jane Wiedlin.

I am not a character on a TV series.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-23/452727/34 "2008-06-13T23:15:13Z")

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IQ: Ever wondered what it would be like if the messiah had an RV?

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-23/452727/35 "2008-06-13T23:22:28Z")

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Are you the whitest of the white blues singers?

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**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-23/452727/36 "2008-06-13T23:57:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Enginerd]  
IQ: Ever wondered what it would be like if the messiah had an RV?  
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I’ve never heard of that song. DQ.

[QUOTE=Biffy the Elephant Shrew]  
Are you the whitest of the white blues singers?  
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I’m not Johnny Winter, if that’s who you mean.

I believe there are outstanding DQs for **ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness, Wargamer, astorian. Dead Cat, astorian again, glee, Marley23 and enginerd.**

Recap:  
I am an American.  
I am not alive.  
I am not male.  
I have appeared in a visual medium (i.e. movies or television).  
I have not appeared in a print medium such as a novel or short story.  
I am not a character on a TV series.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-23/452727/37 "2008-06-14T00:03:34Z")

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Jim White wrote the song [If Jesus Drove a Motor Home](http://youtube.com/watch?v=i-cP7Fc_wf0).

DQ: Were you an actress?

IQ: Are you a highly-regarded former CEO with several business books to your name?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-23/452727/38 "2008-06-14T00:15:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Darryl Lict]

Although I’m a pretty good puker, I don’t know who you mean. DQ.

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Film director **John Waters**

DQ: Did you appear in a black-and-white motion picture?

IQ: Did you recently produce the George Clooney remake of Ocean’s 11 and its two sequels?

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**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-23/452727/39 "2008-06-14T00:43:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Enginerd]  
Jim White wrote the song [If Jesus Drove a Motor Home](http://youtube.com/watch?v=i-cP7Fc_wf0).

DQ: Were you an actress?

IQ: Are you a highly-regarded former CEO with several business books to your name?  
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I’m not an actress.

I’m not Jack Welch.

[QUOTE=ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness]  
Film director John Waters

DQ: Did you appear in a black-and-white motion picture?

IQ: Did you recently produce the George Clooney remake of Ocean’s 11 and its two sequels?  
[/QUOTE]

I’m a huge fan of John Waters and figured someone would query about him, but I never heard of that sobriquet. I did not appear in a black-and white motion picture. I don’t know who produced Ocean’s 11. DQ.

Recap:  
I am an American.  
I am not alive.  
I am not male.  
I have appeared in a visual medium (i.e. movies or television).  
I have not appeared in a print medium such as a novel or short story.  
I am not a character on a TV series.  
I am not an actress.  
I did not appear in a black-and white motion picture.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-23/452727/40 "2008-06-14T00:58:44Z")

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IQ: Did Van Morrison namecheck you on the album St. Dominic’s Preview?

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