# Botticelli #31

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-31/455181>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 3, 2008, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-31/455181 "2008-07-03T13:16:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-31/455181/41 "2008-07-06T13:33:13Z")

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Tap tap tap. Is this thing on?

Are you a prominent figure from the Protestant Reformation?

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-31/455181/42 "2008-07-07T12:51:47Z")

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> [@Biffy](#):
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> Tap tap tap. Is this thing on?

Sorry, I don’t often have the chance to dope on weekends - should have warned you all beforehand.

> [@Biffy](#):
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> Are your “tracts” frequently commented upon here on the SDMB?

I’m not Jacques Cousteau, if that’s what you mean, otherwise take a DQ.

> [@Wargamer](#):
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> IQ: Did you author several of novels about Japan?

Jung Chang authored several novels about China, but assuming you didn’t confuse your Far-Eastern empires, take a DQ.

> [@astorian](#):
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> Did you lose your job to the Iron Lady?

Unless you’ve forgotten about Ted Heath and the answer is James Callaghan, I got nothin’.

> [@Biffy](#):
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> Are you a prominent figure from the Protestant Reformation?

I already told you I’m not Jesus Christ. What? He’s a legitimate answer to your question, isn’t he? Oh alright, take a DQ.

All other IQs get a DQ, although I’m going to kick myself for one or two I’m sure.

DQ update:

Male  
Real Person  
Dead  
Not American  
Alive during 20th century  
Not born after 1899  
Not involved in government/politics  
Have served in military

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-31/455181/43 "2008-07-07T13:20:31Z")

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Have you been both a Bear and a Titan?

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-31/455181/44 "2008-07-07T13:35:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Have you been both a Bear and a Titan?  
[/QUOTE]  
I smell American sport, hence an almost-automatic DQ.

**Sternvogel** , you have an outstanding DQ from earlier (as do many others, but they probably haven’t noticed my previous post yet).

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**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-31/455181/45 "2008-07-07T13:54:26Z")

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The author I was thinking of was James Clavell, who wrote _Shogun_ and _Noble House_.

DQ: Were you born prior to 1800?

IQ: Were you a famous English general who fought against France in the War of Spanish Succession?

Edit - To clarify the IQ.

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-31/455181/46 "2008-07-07T15:46:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Wargamer]  
The author I was thinking of was James Clavell, who wrote _Shogun_ and _Noble House_.

DQ: Were you born prior to 1800?  
[/QUOTE]  
Not born prior to 1800.

> [@Wargamer](#):
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> IQ: Were you a famous English general who fought against France in the War of Spanish Succession?

I am not John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough KG (26 May/24 June 1650 – 16 June 1722). And I in no way looked that up. I’m leaving work now to catch my private jet home.

Only one of the above is true. Take another DQ.

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**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-31/455181/47 "2008-07-07T15:50:22Z")

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Were you the father of the man who proclaimed ‘Peace in our time.’?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-31/455181/48 "2008-07-07T16:14:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Have you been both a Bear and a Titan?  
[/QUOTE]

Florida-born linebacker Jeremy Cain.

DQ: Were you an entertainer of some kind?

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-31/455181/49 "2008-07-07T16:28:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Wargamer]  
Were you the father of the man who proclaimed ‘Peace in our time.’?  
[/QUOTE]  
J… J… J… James Chamberlain? So unfair! I imagine it’s unlikely his name is as common as ‘James’, or you wouldn’t have asked.

I was not an entertainer.

ETA: Damn. It was Joseph Chamberlain. Another DQ for **Wargamer** , he’s due 2.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-31/455181/50 "2008-07-07T17:27:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Left Hand of Dorkness]  
Are you a dieter extraoridinaire?  
[/QUOTE]

I’m assuming Jenni Craig just earned me a DQ.

DQ: Are you famous for your creative work?

IQ: Could you figure out how to hide a poison dart in a Nazi’s souffle without making it collapse?

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-31/455181/51 "2008-07-07T17:31:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Left Hand of Dorkness]  
I’m assuming Jenni Craig just earned me a DQ.

DQ: Are you famous for your creative work?

IQ: Could you figure out how to hide a poison dart in a Nazi’s souffle without making it collapse?  
[/QUOTE]  
Yes, no, and no - the latter sounds like Monty Python, so I am not John Cleese, but if I guessed incorrectly take another DQ.

ETA summary:

Male  
Real Person  
Dead  
Not American  
Alive during 20th century  
Not born after 1899  
Not involved in government/politics  
Have served in military  
Not born before 1800  
Not an entertainer  
Not known for creative work

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-31/455181/52 "2008-07-07T18:20:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Dead Cat]  
I’m not Jacques Cousteau, if that’s what you mean, otherwise take a DQ.

I already told you I’m not Jesus Christ. What? He’s a legitimate answer to your question, isn’t he? Oh alright, take a DQ.

[/QUOTE]

The author of much-derided tracts is Jack Chick (see current Pit thread).  
The protestant reformer is John Calvin.

DQ1: Are you British?  
DQ2: Are you best known for service in wartime?

IQ: Are you an American peanut farmer who came to prominence in the 1970s?

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**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-31/455181/53 "2008-07-07T18:30:45Z")

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Are you European?  
Is your fame related to your military service?  
IQ: Did you play Lara in a movie set during the late 1910’s?

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-31/455181/54 "2008-07-07T18:50:43Z")

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[QUOTE=Dead Cat]  
Yes, no, and no - the latter sounds like Monty Python, so I am not John Cleese, but if I guessed incorrectly take another DQ.  
[/QUOTE]

Julia Child [worked for the OSS during World War II](http://www.moaa.org/magazine/January2003/f_juliachild.asp).

DQ: Were you European?

IQ: Do you like to wish upon a star?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-31/455181/55 "2008-07-07T18:58:22Z")

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Did you once play a crusty old New York cop named Waldo?

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-31/455181/56 "2008-07-07T22:35:24Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
IQ: Are you a New York Yankee second baseman famous for malaprop-laden broadcasts of several baseball teams’ games?  
[/QUOTE]

This is [Jerry Coleman](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Coleman), whose memorable turns of phrase allegedly include “There’s a deep fly ball – Winfield is going back, back…Oh! He hits his head against the wall. It’s rolling toward second base.”

DQ: Were you killed in battle?

IQ: Did you win an Olympic gold medal in women’s springboard diving?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2008, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-31/455181/57 "2008-07-08T03:14:04Z")

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Did you claim Quebec for France?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2008, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-31/455181/58 "2008-07-08T03:15:05Z")

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Did you like to say “Sock it to me?”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2008, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-31/455181/59 "2008-07-08T04:01:03Z")

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Did you win first place in the first event of the first Olympics of the modern era?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2008, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-31/455181/60 "2008-07-08T04:27:33Z")

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Is your grandmother’s name Daisy Mae Moses?

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