# Botticelli - April, 2013

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [April 4, 2013, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789 "2013-04-04T01:10:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/1 "2013-04-04T01:10:19Z")

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Sticking with our (mostly) alphabetical run, our next letter is:

**N**

Have at it!

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/2 "2013-04-04T01:44:36Z")

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IQ: Were you President of Egypt?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/3 "2013-04-04T02:09:56Z")

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Is this one going to be someone I’ve actually heard of?

IQ1: Did you write stories set in the Dipple?  
IQ2: Did you play a butler who doubled as gardener to keep your employer from knowing how bad finances were?  
IQ3: Do you draw a webcomic, the cast of which includes a snow leopard, a skunk and an assortment of foxes?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/4 "2013-04-04T02:20:18Z")

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IQ: Are you a prominent Israeli politician?

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/5 "2013-04-04T02:53:16Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Were you President of Egypt?  
> IQ: Are you a prominent Israeli politician?

Not Nasser or Netanyahu.

> [@SCAdian](#):
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> Is this one going to be someone I’ve actually heard of?

If I knew, I’d tell you. Maybe?

> [@](#):
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> IQ1: Did you write stories set in the Dipple?  
> IQ2: Did you play a butler who doubled as gardener to keep your employer from knowing how bad finances were?  
> IQ3: Do you draw a webcomic, the cast of which includes a snow leopard, a skunk and an assortment of foxes?

No idea - 3 DQs.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/6 "2013-04-04T03:09:18Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> Is this one going to be someone I’ve actually heard of?

> [@Enginerd](#):
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> If I knew, I’d tell you. Maybe?

😃

> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Did you write stories set in the Dipple?  
> IQ2: Did you play a butler who doubled as gardener to keep your employer from knowing how bad finances were?  
> IQ3: Do you draw a webcomic, the cast of which includes a snow leopard, a skunk and an assortment of foxes?

> [@Enginerd](#):
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> No idea - 3 DQs.

Andre Norton.  
David Niven, in _Candleshoe_.  
Doc Nickel, of _[The Whiteboard](http://www.the-whiteboard.com/)_.  
DQ1: Real?  
DQ2: Male?  
DQ3: American?

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/7 "2013-04-04T03:13:50Z")

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DQs for N:

1. Real
2. Male
3. Not American

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/8 "2013-04-04T13:24:48Z")

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IQs:

Were you at the center of a Gilded Age NYC sex scandal?  
Were you executed after a major fire swept through NYC, even though you were not directly implicated in its origin?  
Did a dog possibly save your life by barking?

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/9 "2013-04-04T14:55:55Z")

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**EH** - three DQs for you!

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/10 "2013-04-04T17:35:11Z")

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IQ: Did Charlie Brown mention you while handing out scripts for the Christmas play?

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/11 "2013-04-05T01:52:09Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Did Charlie Brown mention you while handing out scripts for the Christmas play?

No idea - take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/12 "2013-04-05T04:09:06Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Were you at the center of a Gilded Age NYC sex scandal?  
> Were you executed after a major fire swept through NYC, even though you were not directly implicated in its origin?  
> Did a dog possibly save your life by barking?

Evelyn Nesbit.  
Nathan Hale.  
Niles Crane: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mWiPaQ872c](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mWiPaQ872c)

DQs:

Last name start with N?  
European?  
Living?

IQs:

Is your most famous public remark almost always made G-rated?  
Did you write _The Time Traveler’s Wife_?  
Were you the bad guy in a long-running pizza ad campaign?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/13 "2013-04-05T05:47:30Z")

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Going for Nebuchannezar

DQ: World leader?

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/14 "2013-04-05T11:33:22Z")

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DQs for N:

1. Real
2. Male
3. Not American
4. First name starts with N
5. Not European
6. Dead
7. Not a world leader

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/15 "2013-04-05T11:35:15Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Is your most famous public remark almost always made G-rated?  
> Did you write _The Time Traveler’s Wife_?  
> Were you the bad guy in a long-running pizza ad campaign?

Not John Nance Garner (“warm piss” vs. “warm spit”) or the Noid. DQ for the author.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/16 "2013-04-05T13:57:36Z")

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IQs:

1. Are you a Cuban poet who won the Stalin Peace Prize?
2. Are you a Hebrew prophet whose writings are usually paired with Ezra’s?

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/17 "2013-04-05T15:36:10Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Are you a Cuban poet who won the Stalin Peace Prize?
> 2. Are you a Hebrew prophet whose writings are usually paired with Ezra’s?

No idea - two DQs for you. Welcome to the game, **Prof**!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/18 "2013-04-05T15:56:23Z")

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Thanks! The poet is Nicolas Guillen; the prophet is Nehemiah.

DQs:

1. Were you alive before the 16th Century?
2. Are you Asian?

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/19 "2013-04-05T16:16:25Z")

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DQs for N:

1. Real
2. Male
3. Not American
4. First name starts with N
5. Not European
6. Dead
7. Not a world leader
8. Born after 1 January 1500 (I’m better with dates than centuries - hope that’s ok)
9. Not Asian

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/20 "2013-04-05T16:43:39Z")

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> [@Enginerd](#):
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> Not John Nance Garner (“warm piss” vs. “warm spit”) or the Noid. DQ for the author.

Correct as to both. _The Time Traveler’s Wife_ was written by Audrey Niffenegger.

DQ:

Native of the Southern Hemisphere?

IQs:

Did you add an enduring “curl” to attire in your profession?  
Did you marry a French dancer/choreographer?  
Did Jonathan Demme co-produce a biopic about you?

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