# Botticelli - April, 2013

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [April 4, 2013, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789 "2013-04-04T01:10:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2013, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/41 "2013-04-07T23:10:08Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> I was going for Tasman FTR.

Abel Janszoon Tasman?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2013, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/42 "2013-04-07T23:46:18Z")

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Yes, shot in the dark.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2013, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/43 "2013-04-07T23:54:15Z")

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Wow - I think the last one I got was Bruce Wayne a couple months ago, back before I actually started playing!

Can’t think of any likely O’s, so …

I am **P**!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/44 "2013-04-08T00:54:16Z")

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Congrats, **SCAdian**! Well done. Anyone interested in Ned Kelly should read _True History of the Kelly Gang_, a Booker Prize-winning novel by Peter Carey, written as if it were the long-undiscovered secret journal of the outlaw. Very entertaining. An interesting quirk is that he uses “adjectival” every time a normal lowlife would use “fucking.”

From the last round:

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> [IQs]:
> 
> Did an action hero briefly take your name?  
> Did you duet with your by-then-dead father?  
> Were you a White House Press Secretary before 2001?

> [@Enginerd](#):
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> Not Natalie Cole - two more DQs…

Buzz Lightyear was called Mrs. Nesbit by Sid’s little sister for her dolls’ tea party in _Toy Story_.  
Yes, Natalie Cole.  
Ron Nessen, in the Ford Administration.

IQs:

Was Dawes a much-less-well-known colleague of yours?  
Were you hit in the head by an apple in a movie?  
Did you think you could eat maple walnut ice cream off the floor of most women’s bathrooms?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/45 "2013-04-08T03:05:27Z")

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IQ: Were you the POTUS with the shortest retirement?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/46 "2013-04-08T03:46:04Z")

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INT WTF - I answered this a couple hours ago! Where did my post go?

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Was Dawes a much-less-well-known colleague of yours?  
> Were you hit in the head by an apple in a movie?  
> Did you think you could eat maple walnut ice cream off the floor of most women’s bathrooms?

Three DQs, though I have a distinct feeling I should know the answer to the first one…

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/47 "2013-04-08T03:47:39Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Were you the POTUS with the shortest retirement?

Not Franklin Pierce. (If that’s the wrong answer, take a DQ.)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/48 "2013-04-08T04:36:26Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Was Dawes a much-less-well-known colleague of yours?  
> Were you hit in the head by an apple in a movie?  
> Did you think you could eat maple walnut ice cream off the floor of most women’s bathrooms?

Dawes rode the same night as Paul Revere to warn that the British were coming.  
Peregrin “Pippin” Took: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u\_BBR5n-\_Jk](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_BBR5n-_Jk)  
“Paulie Walnuts” on _The Sopranos_ - at 0:27 here: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lUPPDqanuw](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lUPPDqanuw)

DQs:

Male?  
Real?  
First name start with P?

IQs:

Did you star in _Jury Duty_?  
Were you a supermodel married to a rock star?  
Did you observe the martyrdom of St. Stephen?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/49 "2013-04-08T04:49:13Z")

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Polk died within months.

DQ: Living?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/50 "2013-04-08T11:28:21Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Dawes rode the same night as Paul Revere to warn that the British were coming.  
> Peregrin “Pippin” Took: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u\_BBR5n-\_Jk](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_BBR5n-_Jk)  
> “Paulie Walnuts” on _The Sopranos_ - at 0:27 here: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lUPPDqanuw](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lUPPDqanuw)
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> DQs:
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> Male?  
> Real?  
> First name start with P?
> 
> IQs:
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> Did you star in _Jury Duty_?  
> Were you a supermodel married to a rock star?  
> Did you observe the martyrdom of St. Stephen?

Knew I should have recognised the Dawes reference…

Not St Paul. DQs for the first two.

> [@etv78](#):
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> Polk died within months.
> 
> DQ: Living?

**P**

1. Male
2. Real
3. First name starts with P
4. Dead

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/51 "2013-04-08T12:20:40Z")

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IQs:

1. Are you an 18th Century English poet known for _The Rape of the Lock_?
2. Are you the greatest composer of Italian opera since Verdi?
3. Are you an American comic strip boxer?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/52 "2013-04-08T21:59:30Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Are you an 18th Century English poet known for _The Rape of the Lock_?
> 2. Are you the greatest composer of Italian opera since Verdi?
> 3. Are you an American comic strip boxer?

Not Percy Bysshe Shelley, Pucchini or Joe Palooka. (DQs if I’m wrong on any of these, of course…)  
**P**

1. Male
2. Real
3. First name starts with P
4. Dead

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/53 "2013-04-08T22:36:17Z")

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The Rape of the Lock is by Alexander Pope. The other two are fine.

DQ:  
Is English your first language?

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/54 "2013-04-09T00:15:56Z")

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IQ1: Are you a harmonica master in a jam band?  
IQ2: Are you an athlete and a Brazilian national hero?  
IQ3: Is what used to be Glen Canyon named in your honor?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/55 "2013-04-09T00:58:36Z")

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> [@Enginerd](#):
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> IQ1: Are you a harmonica master in a jam band?  
> IQ2: Are you an athlete and a Brazilian national hero?  
> IQ3: Is what used to be Glen Canyon named in your honor?

Not Pele or John Wesley Powell. DQ for the harmonica.  
**P**

1. Male
2. Real
3. First name starts with P
4. Dead
5. English was not my first language

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/56 "2013-04-09T01:09:23Z")

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> [@Enginerd](#):
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> IQ1: Are you a harmonica master in a jam band?

John Popper of Blues Traveler.

DQ: Are you associated with the arts, by our usual definition?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/57 "2013-04-09T01:13:05Z")

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(What’s a “jam band”?)  
**P**

1. Male
2. Real
3. First name starts with P
4. Dead
5. English was not my first language
6. Associated with the arts

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/58 "2013-04-09T01:29:51Z")

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[Jam band](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jam_band).

Basically, they’re bands that feature extended improvisational segments in their live shows. The Grateful Dead would be they archetype, but there are a bunch of others out there. They’re definitely not for everyone, but I’m a (somewhat picky) fan.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/59 "2013-04-09T02:04:33Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Did you star in _Jury Duty_?  
> Were you a supermodel married to a rock star?  
> Did you observe the martyrdom of St. Stephen?

> [@SCAdian](#):
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> …Not St Paul. DQs for the first two…

Pauly Shore.  
Paulina Porizkova married Rick Ocasek of The Cars (all spellings approximate).  
Yes, St. Paul (then Saul of Tarsus).

DQs:

European?  
Writer?

IQs:

Does a massive painting in a Midwestern statehouse’s rotunda commemorate your greatest victory?  
Did you sing “The Lady is A Tramp”?  
Were you a U.S. Secretary of Defense between 1950 and 2000?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/60 "2013-04-09T03:06:45Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Does a massive painting in a Midwestern statehouse’s rotunda commemorate your greatest victory?  
> Did you sing “The Lady is A Tramp”?  
> Were you a U.S. Secretary of Defense between 1950 and 2000?

Um … not Oliver Hazard Perry or Perry Como? (Could have sworn Sinatra sang that song…)

DQ for the SecDef, and for the others if I was wrong.  
**P**

1. Male
2. Real
3. First name starts with P
4. Dead
5. English was not my first language
6. Associated with the arts
7. European
8. Not a writer

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