# Botticelli - April, 2013

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [April 4, 2013, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789 "2013-04-04T01:10:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/141 "2013-04-20T05:04:05Z")

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Rubens - d’oh! Nice one, **SCAdian**.

> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Were you married to the 1st guy to make the mistake of invading Russia in the winter?

Nitpick: He invaded in the summer; he was unfortunately still there in the winter.

J it is.

IQs:

Is your favorite sailboat displayed outside a museum dedicated to you?  
Did you privately have harsh things to say about Indira Gandhi?  
A businessman and diplomat, did you have a fling with Gloria Swanson?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/142 "2013-04-20T05:11:38Z")

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**EH** -I originally had that as fall. 😉😃

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/143 "2013-04-20T13:26:46Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs
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> 1. Were you voiced by Tiffany in the movie?
> 2. Were you the original big name in publishing?
> 3. Did you suggest to Sigmund Freud that he should be psychoanalyzed himself?

Not … Jung?  
No idea on the first two.

> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Were you married to the 1st guy to make the mistake of invading Russia in the winter?

Not Josephine de Beauharnais.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Is your favorite sailboat displayed outside a museum dedicated to you?  
> Did you privately have harsh things to say about Indira Gandhi?  
> A businessman and diplomat, did you have a fling with Gloria Swanson?

Not Jawaharlal Nehru.  
No idea on the others.

Take DQs as appropriate…

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/144 "2013-04-20T13:40:40Z")

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Yep, Jung. Tiffany voiced Judy Jetson in the Jetsons movie, and Johann Gutenberg was the original big name in publishing.

DQ4: Are you real?  
DQ5: Are you European?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/145 "2013-04-20T15:07:43Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Yep, Jung. Tiffany voiced Judy Jetson in the Jetsons movie, and Johann Gutenberg was the original big name in publishing.

Bah. I thought of Gutenberg, but dismissed him as a printer, not a publisher.

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> DQ4: Are you real?  
> DQ5: Are you European?

**J**

1. Female
2. Dead
3. Not American
4. Real
5. European

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/146 "2013-04-20T22:03:30Z")

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IQ: Did you lead a ragtage army of French soldiers?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/147 "2013-04-20T23:00:53Z")

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IQs

1. Were you the protagonist of an apocryphal OT book?
2. Is your name a synonym for betrayer?
3. Were you Chuza’s miraculously healed wife?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/148 "2013-04-21T21:09:31Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Did you lead a ragtage army of French soldiers?

DQ.

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs
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> 1. Were you the protagonist of an apocryphal OT book?
> 2. Is your name a synonym for betrayer?
> 3. Were you Chuza’s miraculously healed wife?

Not Josiah(?) or Judas.  
DQs as appropriate.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/149 "2013-04-21T21:11:35Z")

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Going for Joan of Arc.

DQ: Military figure?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/150 "2013-04-21T21:32:22Z")

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I’ll have to give you Judas though I was going for Jezebel.  
Judith is the protagonist, Johanna the wife.

DQs

1. Did you die before 1900?
2. Were you royalty?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/151 "2013-04-21T22:51:57Z")

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IQ: Were you a queen born in Cleeves?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/152 "2013-04-22T01:24:22Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Is your favorite sailboat displayed outside a museum dedicated to you?  
> Did you privately have harsh things to say about Indira Gandhi?  
> A businessman and diplomat, did you have a fling with Gloria Swanson?

> [@SCAdian](#):
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> …Not Jawaharlal Nehru.  
> No idea on the others…

John F. Kennedy’s sailboat _Victura_: [http://www.hage-homepage.de/Victura.jpg](http://www.hage-homepage.de/Victura.jpg)  
Not Nehru, but Jackie Kennedy, in her recently-released oral history.  
Joseph P. Kennedy, JFK’s dad.

DQs:

Last name start with J?  
British?

One DQ reserved.

IQs:

Were you very briefly Queen of England?  
Were you one of Henry VIII’s wives?  
Did Tuesday Next enter your literary world?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/153 "2013-04-22T01:58:34Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> DQ: Military figure?

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> DQs
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> 1. Did you die before 1900?
> 2. Were you royalty?

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> DQs:
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> Last name start with J?  
> British?
> 
> One DQ reserved.

**J**

1. Female
2. Dead
3. Not American
4. Real
5. European
6. Not a military figure
7. Did not die before 1900
8. Not royalty
9. First name starts with J
10. Not British (though this may come as a surprise to you)

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/154 "2013-04-22T02:07:30Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Were you a queen born in Cleeves?

Only person from Cleves that I can think of is Anne, so DQ.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Were you very briefly Queen of England?  
> Were you one of Henry VIII’s wives?  
> Did Tuesday Next enter your literary world?

Not Jane Grey, Jane Seymour or Jane Eyre.

And that is one weird book…

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/155 "2013-04-22T04:38:31Z")

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I thought it was Jane :smack: cede DQ.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/156 "2013-04-22T11:54:21Z")

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IQs

1. Did you star in Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman?
2. Were you 20th Century Fox’s answer to Elizabeth Taylor?
3. Did you have Dem Old Kozmic Blues?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/157 "2013-04-22T15:26:20Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Were you very briefly Queen of England?  
> Were you one of Henry VIII’s wives?  
> Did Tuesday Next enter your literary world?

> [@SCAdian](#):
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> …Not Jane Grey, Jane Seymour or Jane Eyre.
> 
> And that is one weird book…

Correct as to all three, and yes, it is.

IQs:

Did you father several children with your royal sister?  
Were you the oldest of those children?  
Were you a female American Olympic track-and-field star?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/158 "2013-04-23T01:47:55Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs
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> 1. Did you star in Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman?
> 2. Were you 20th Century Fox’s answer to Elizabeth Taylor?
> 3. Did you have Dem Old Kozmic Blues?

Not Jayne Mansfield(?). No idea on the other two.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Did you father several children with your royal sister?  
> Were you the oldest of those children?  
> Were you a female American Olympic track-and-field star?

If this were _P_, I’d say Ptolemy on the first two, but for _J_? No idea on any of these.

DQs as appropriate.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/159 "2013-04-23T12:02:40Z")

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My answers: 1) Jane Seymour (not the wife of Henry VIII); Joan Collins, and Janis Joplin.

DQ:

1. Were you in the movies?

I’ll save the other two until I think of better questions.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2013/654789/160 "2013-04-23T20:37:28Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Did you father several children with your royal sister?  
> Were you the oldest of those children?  
> Were you a female American Olympic track-and-field star?

Ser Jaime Lannister, in _Game of Thrones_.  
The odious King Joffrey.  
Jackie Joyner-Kersee.

DQs:

Best known for creative arts? (usual definition)  
Died since 1950?

Two DQs reserved.

IQs:

Did you command the British fleet at the Battle of Jutland?  
Did you negotiate a controversial early American treaty?  
Did you briefly assume command in Capt. Picard’s absence?

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