# Botticelli, April 2014
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 6, 2014, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513 "2014-04-06T23:17:14Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2014, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/1 "2014-04-06T23:17:14Z")
…and I am K!
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### Author:  [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2014, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/2 "2014-04-06T23:22:34Z")
IQ1 : Is your name used for something based on the lowest of the low?
IQ2 : Did you write about someone turning into a cockroach?
IQ3 : Did you play Georgiana, Duchess of Devonshire?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2014, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/3 "2014-04-06T23:25:21Z")
I am not Kelvin nor Franz Kafka. Take a DQ for the third.
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### Author:  [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2014, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/4 "2014-04-06T23:29:52Z")
> [@fanganga](#):
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> IQ1 : Is your name used for something based on the lowest of the low?
> IQ2 : Did you write about someone turning into a cockroach?
> IQ3 : Did you play Georgiana, Duchess of Devonshire?
Correct on Kelvin and Kafka. Number 3 was Kiera Knightley
DQ: Are you real?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/5 "2014-04-07T02:29:34Z")
DQs:
1. Real.
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/6 "2014-04-07T02:37:16Z")
IQ1: Did you open a brewery in Nova Scotia in 1820?
IQ2: Are you the one whom “they” are always killing? Those bastards!
IQ3: Did you create the characters Stu Redman, Jud Crandall, and Jack Torrance?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/7 "2014-04-07T02:59:23Z")
IQs:
Did you serve on the _Farragut_ early in your career?
Did you sing at a big movie premiere, but not appear in the movie itself?
Did a lady not believe you when you told her she hadn’t reached the animal hospital?
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### Author:  [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/8 "2014-04-07T03:07:19Z")
IQ: Did Wayne Campbell tortuously quote you in an attempt to woo Cassandra?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/9 "2014-04-07T03:16:58Z")
> [@Spoons](#):
>
> IQ1: Did you open a brewery in Nova Scotia in 1820?
> IQ2: Are you the one whom “they” are always killing? Those bastards!
> IQ3: Did you create the characters Stu Redman, Jud Crandall, and Jack Torrance?
Take a DQ for #1. I’m not Kenny. I’m not Stephen King.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/10 "2014-04-07T03:18:10Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Did you serve on the _Farragut_ early in your career?
> Did you sing at a big movie premiere, but not appear in the movie itself?
> Did a lady not believe you when you told her she hadn’t reached the animal hospital?
#1 I’m not JFK (?)
Take 2 DQ’s for the others, and a 3rd if #1 isn’t JFK.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/11 "2014-04-07T03:20:20Z")
> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Did Wayne Campbell tortuously quote you in an attempt to woo Cassandra?
I know it’s from _Wayne’s World_, but since I don’t recall, I’m guessing Keats. I’m not Keats. Take a DQ if you aren’t guessing Keats.
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/12 "2014-04-07T03:43:40Z")
> [@Spoons](#):
>
> IQ1: Did you open a brewery in Nova Scotia in 1820?
> IQ2: Are you the one whom “they” are always killing? Those bastards!
> IQ3: Did you create the characters Stu Redman, Jud Crandall, and Jack Torrance?
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Take a DQ for #1. I’m not Kenny. I’m not Stephen King.
Correct on Kenny and Stephen King. The brewer was Alexander Keith, whose products are still sold today.
DQ: American?
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### Author:  [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/13 "2014-04-07T04:08:27Z")
Going for Kierkegaard.
DQ: Living?
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/14 "2014-04-07T04:14:46Z")
IQ1: Are you a celebrity who made a number of commercials for Jenny Craig?
IQ2: Did you play a deputy sheriff who was only allowed one bullet for his gun?
IQ3: Did you play Tom Hanks’ love interest in the film “Bachelor Party”?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/15 "2014-04-07T04:25:32Z")
DQs:
1. Real
2. American
3. Living
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/16 "2014-04-07T04:27:18Z")
> [@Spoons](#):
>
> IQ1: Are you a celebrity who made a number of commercials for Jenny Craig?
> IQ2: Did you play a deputy sheriff who was only allowed one bullet for his gun?
> IQ3: Did you play Tom Hanks’ love interest in the film “Bachelor Party”?
I am not Kirstie Alley.
I am not Don Knotts.
That may be Hanks’s worst film, and it’s been too long, so take a DQ for #3.
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/17 "2014-04-07T05:00:38Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
>
> I am not Kirstie Alley.
> I am not Don Knotts.
> That may be Hanks’s worst film, and it’s been too long, so take a DQ for #3.
Correct on Kirstie Alley and Don Knotts. In “Bachelor Party,” Tom Hanks fiancee was played by Tawny Kitaen.
DQ: Last name start with K?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/18 "2014-04-07T13:06:55Z")
DQs:
1. Real
2. American
3. Living
4. Last name starts with K
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### Author:  [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/19 "2014-04-07T15:39:20Z")
IQ: Are you an Alaskan singer who lived out of your car to avoid creditors?
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/20 "2014-04-07T15:42:35Z")
> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Are you an Alaskan singer who lived out of your car to avoid creditors?
Take a DQ.
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