# Botticelli, April 2014

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 6, 2014, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513 "2014-04-06T23:17:14Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2

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### Author: ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/21 "2014-04-07T16:09:30Z")

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That was Jewel Kilchner.

DQ: Born after 1950?

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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/22 "2014-04-07T16:11:52Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. American
3. Living
4. Last name starts with K
5. Born after 1950

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### Author: ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/23 "2014-04-07T16:35:53Z")

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IQ: Did you replace Charlie Sheen on his sitcom?

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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/24 "2014-04-07T17:36:12Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Did you replace Charlie Sheen on his sitcom?

I am not Ashton Kutcher.

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### Author: ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/25 "2014-04-07T17:51:33Z")

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IQ: Were you Reagan’s UN ambassador?

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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/26 "2014-04-07T17:55:03Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Were you Reagan’s UN ambassador?

I am not Jeane Kirkpatrick.

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### Author: ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/27 "2014-04-07T18:01:54Z")

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Damnit!!! We need the answer to an OBVIOUS DQ!!!

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### Author: ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/28 "2014-04-07T21:44:55Z")

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IQ: Were you “fuck buddies” with Justin Timberlake?  
IQ2: Are you the Jewish co-host of PTI?

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### Author: ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/29 "2014-04-07T21:52:39Z")

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IQ: Were you a famously hirsute artist?

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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/30 "2014-04-07T21:53:45Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Were you “fuck buddies” with Justin Timberlake?  
> IQ2: Are you the Jewish co-host of PTI?

Take a DQ for #2. Unless #1 is Katy Perry (who I am not), take another DQ.

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### Author: ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/31 "2014-04-07T22:05:53Z")

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Those were:

1)Mila Kunis  
2)Tony Kornheiser

DQ1) Female?  
DQ2) Born East of the Mississippi?

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### Author: ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/32 "2014-04-07T22:07:52Z")

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IQ1: Is a method of finishing hand-knitted socks named for you?  
IQ2: Were you a highly ineffectual fictional German air force officer?  
IQ3: Were you a conductor (orchestra, not railroad) whose son played a major supporting role in a '60s sitcom?

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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/33 "2014-04-07T23:01:35Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. American
3. Living
4. Last name starts with K
5. Born after 1950
6. Female
7. Born east of the Mississippi

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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2014, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/34 "2014-04-07T23:02:35Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Is a method of finishing hand-knitted socks named for you?  
> IQ2: Were you a highly ineffectual fictional German air force officer?  
> IQ3: Were you a conductor (orchestra, not railroad) whose son played a major supporting role in a '60s sitcom?

And welcome back! You’ve been missed.

I am not Col. Klink. Take 2 DQs for the others.

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### Author: ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2014, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/35 "2014-04-08T00:17:29Z")

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Good to have you back, **SCAdian**!

Previous IQs:

Did you serve on the _Farragut_ early in your career? - James T. Kirk.  
Did you sing at a big movie premiere, but not appear in the movie itself? - The young MLK Jr., with his church’s gospel choir at the (segregated) 1939 Atlanta premiere of _Gone with the Wind_.  
Did a lady not believe you when you told her she hadn’t reached the animal hospital? - This was JFK, when a concealed phone rang in a White House meeting room (Theodore Sorensen told the story in his book _Kennedy_).

DQs:

Involved in the creative arts?  
Born after 1975?  
Born north of the Mason-Dixon Line?

IQs:

Did you play Helen of Troy in the past 20 years?  
Was your cat MacDermott the star of a kids’ book?  
Did you once play a small seaport’s police chief?

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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2014, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/36 "2014-04-08T00:20:24Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. American
3. Living
4. Last name starts with K
5. Born after 1950
6. Female
7. Born east of the Mississippi
8. Involved in the creative arts (assuming this includes the performing arts)
9. Born before 1975
10. Born north of the Mason-Dixon line

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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2014, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/37 "2014-04-08T00:22:18Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Did you play Helen of Troy in the past 20 years?  
> Was your cat MacDermott the star of a kids’ book?  
> Did you once play a small seaport’s police chief?

I am not Diane Kruger in _Troy_. Take DQs for the other 2.

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### Author: ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2014, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/38 "2014-04-08T02:12:40Z")

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IQ1: Were you a shrew in a Shakespearian play?  
IQ2: Have your roles included Otto West, Artemis Gordon, and Dave?  
IQ3: Were you a German economist who studied in London, and is buried there?

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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2014, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/39 "2014-04-08T03:22:24Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> IQ1: Were you a shrew in a Shakespearian play?  
> IQ2: Have your roles included Otto West, Artemis Gordon, and Dave?  
> IQ3: Were you a German economist who studied in London, and is buried there?

I am not Katherina.  
I am not Kevin Kline.  
Unless #3 is Karl Marx (who I am not), take a DQ.

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### Author: ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2014, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2014/685513/40 "2014-04-08T03:32:13Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> I am not Katherina.  
> I am not Kevin Kline.  
> Unless #3 is Karl Marx (who I am not), take a DQ.

Correct on all, even Karl Marx. (Darnit! :))

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