# Botticelli April 2015

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2015/716845>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [April 4, 2015, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2015/716845 "2015-04-04T23:29:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 7

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2015/716845/121 "2015-04-13T13:36:09Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Follow the link. Not a \*Friends \*fan, I take it…?

The only thing I know about it is that David Schwimmer was in it before he played Capt Sobel in _Band of Brothers_.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2015/716845/122 "2015-04-13T15:16:13Z")

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Thanks! I’ve only seen a handful of episodes, but Gunther happened to be in most of them.  
So now, I am T!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2015/716845/123 "2015-04-13T15:54:10Z")

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I love Gunther. Very funny character. For more: [Everything Friends: Top 10 Gunther Moments - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTltSoW5Gw8)

IQs:

Were you nicknamed “Pap” and “Old Slow Trot”?  
Although not a character in the musical, were you mentioned in a song from _Grease_?  
Were you a gap-toothed British comic actor?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2015/716845/124 "2015-04-13T16:00:58Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Were you nicknamed “Pap” and “Old Slow Trot”?  
> Although not a character in the musical, were you mentioned in a song from _Grease_?  
> Were you a gap-toothed British comic actor?

Take a DQ for #1.  
I am not Troy Donahue.  
1 am not Terry-Thomas.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2015/716845/125 "2015-04-13T17:20:03Z")

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Time to test the Professor’s DC Gold & Silver Age knowledge again.

IQ1: Are you an enemy of The Flash and Green Arrow who looks into the future and copies futuristic gadgets to help commit crimes?  
IQ2: Are you an ancestor of Superman and the author of Krypton’s first planetary constitution?  
IQ3: Are you one of the Royal Flush Gang?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2015/716845/126 "2015-04-13T17:31:02Z")

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IQ1: Were you one of the co-authors of _Good Omens_?  
IQ2: Were you Chief Ordnance Officer for the Cuban campaign in the Spanish-American War?  
IQ3: Are you really Anna Bullock?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2015/716845/127 "2015-04-13T18:17:10Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> Time to test the Professor’s DC Gold & Silver Age knowledge again.
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> IQ1: Are you an enemy of The Flash and Green Arrow who looks into the future and copies futuristic gadgets to help commit crimes?  
> IQ2: Are you an ancestor of Superman and the author of Krypton’s first planetary constitution?  
> IQ3: Are you one of the Royal Flush Gang?

I am not Tala-El. I am not Ten.  
While I can think of possible candidates for #1 (Time Trapper, Time Bandit), I don’t actually know, so take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2015/716845/128 "2015-04-13T18:18:14Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Were you one of the co-authors of _Good Omens_?  
> IQ2: Were you Chief Ordnance Officer for the Cuban campaign in the Spanish-American War?  
> IQ3: Are you really Anna Bullock?

I am not the late, lamented Terry Pratchett.  
Take a DQ for #2.  
I am not Tina Turner.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2015/716845/129 "2015-04-13T18:20:41Z")

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IQ1) Were you the subject of the Moody Blues’ song “Legend of a Mind”?

IQ2) Were you New York City’s Police Commissioner in 1895?

IQ3) Were you lead guitarist of Procol Harum, before achieving solo success?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2015/716845/130 "2015-04-13T18:48:15Z")

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Previous IQs:

Were you nicknamed “Pap” and “Old Slow Trot”? - Maj. Gen. George H. Thomas  
Although not a character in the musical, were you mentioned in a song from _Grease_? - Yes, Troy Donahue  
Were you a gap-toothed British comic actor? - Yes, Terry-Thomas

DQ:

Real?

IQs:

Were you a noted Indian leader whose name was later a middle name for a noted general?  
Were you probably the shortest adult to meet Abraham Lincoln during the Civil War?  
Were you an Eighties one-hit wonder with your cover of “Puttin’ on the Ritz”?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2015/716845/131 "2015-04-13T19:09:15Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> IQ1) Were you the subject of the Moody Blues’ song “Legend of a Mind”?
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> IQ2) Were you New York City’s Police Commissioner in 1895?
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> IQ3) Were you lead guitarist of Procol Harum, before achieving solo success?

#1. I am not Timothy Leary.  
Take 2 DQs. If #1 is wrong, take 3.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2015/716845/132 "2015-04-13T19:10:18Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Were you a noted Indian leader whose name was later a middle name for a noted general?  
> Were you probably the shortest adult to meet Abraham Lincoln during the Civil War?  
> Were you an Eighties one-hit wonder with your cover of “Puttin’ on the Ritz”?

I am not Tecumseh.  
I am not General Tom Thumb.  
I am not Taco.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2015/716845/133 "2015-04-13T20:18:28Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> I am not Tala-El. I am not Ten.  
> While I can think of possible candidates for #1 (Time Trapper, Time Bandit), I don’t actually know, so take a DQ.

T. O. Morrow

DQ: Male?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2015/716845/134 "2015-04-13T20:27:43Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Were you one of the co-authors of _Good Omens_?  
> IQ2: Were you Chief Ordnance Officer for the Cuban campaign in the Spanish-American War?  
> IQ3: Are you really Anna Bullock?

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> I am not the late, lamented Terry Pratchett.  
> Take a DQ for #2.  
> I am not Tina Turner.

Correct.  
John Taliaferro Thompson.  
Correct.  
DQ reserved.  
IQ1: Did you live at Crabapple Farm?  
IQ2: Did you steal a pig and run away?  
IQ3: Are you Dylan and Angelica’s brother?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2015/716845/135 "2015-04-13T20:35:15Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Male

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2015/716845/136 "2015-04-13T20:35:43Z")

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You swept my three previous IQs. Well done.

IQs:

Did an aging sex symbol play you in a movie featuring his much younger then-girlfriend?  
Are you that character’s girlfriend?  
Have you played a White House chief of staff, a top prosecutor and an airport director?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2015/716845/137 "2015-04-13T20:36:27Z")

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IQ1: Did you capture and torture Hugo Strange in order to learn the identity of Batman?  
IQ2: Did Batman and Robin capture you in a sub-batmarine that you yourself designed in your secret identity as Dr. Gaige?  
IQ3: Were you Hal Jordan’s Inuit mechanic, nicknamed “Pieface”?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2015/716845/138 "2015-04-13T20:42:40Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Did you live at Crabapple Farm?  
> IQ2: Did you steal a pig and run away?  
> IQ3: Are you Dylan and Angelica’s brother?

I am not Tom, Tom, the Piper’s Son.  
Take 2 DQs for the others.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2015/716845/139 "2015-04-13T20:43:41Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> You swept my three previous IQs. Well done.
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> IQs:
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> Did an aging sex symbol play you in a movie featuring his much younger then-girlfriend?  
> Are you that character’s girlfriend?  
> Have you played a White House chief of staff, a top prosecutor and an airport director?

Well, this time you take 3 DQs.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2015/716845/140 "2015-04-13T20:44:52Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> IQ1: Did you capture and torture Hugo Strange in order to learn the identity of Batman?  
> IQ2: Did Batman and Robin capture you in a sub-batmarine that you yourself designed in your secret identity as Dr. Gaige?  
> IQ3: Were you Hal Jordan’s Inuit mechanic, nicknamed “Pieface”?

Take a DQ for #1.  
I am not Tiger Shark.  
I am not Thomas Kalmaku.

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