# Botticelli April 2016

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2016/750886>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [April 2, 2016, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2016/750886 "2016-04-02T04:26:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2016/750886/21 "2016-04-02T21:12:33Z")

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I am S and I am:

1. Real
2. Male
3. Dead
4. Not American
5. My surname begins with S
6. Not known for the Arts
7. European
8. Died prior to 1900

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**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2016/750886/22 "2016-04-02T21:14:15Z")

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> [@glowacks](#):
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> IQ1: Did you have one of your two brief appearances as a role in a major motion picture replaced with a different actor playing the same role in a later release of that film?  
> IQ2: Are you a famous guitarist who shares your (first and last) name with a former professional baseball player?  
> IQ3: Were you a drummer in a band which had a former drummer that had the same (first and last) name as a drummer who played on solo albums released by former bandmates of your father?

That’s a sweep, 3 DQ for you

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2016/750886/23 "2016-04-02T23:07:27Z")

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IQ1: Did Matoaka allegedly save your life?  
IQ2: Did you write a book in which the Earth was hit by a string of comet fragments like those that hit Jupiter in 1994?  
IQ3: Have you composed symphonies, operas, and a ballet, and also written over four dozen books, many of them in the SF and horror genres?

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**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2016/750886/24 "2016-04-03T02:32:54Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Did Matoaka allegedly save your life?  
> IQ2: Did you write a book in which the Earth was hit by a string of comet fragments like those that hit Jupiter in 1994?  
> IQ3: Have you composed symphonies, operas, and a ballet, and also written over four dozen books, many of them in the SF and horror genres?

DQ  
Ugh, I hate to be reduced to guessing for SF questions, but here goes:  
Kim Stanley Robinson? I don’t remember the specific work, but it sounds like something he’d write.  
Dan Simmons? Operas and ballet aren’t ringing any bells, and since Stephen King’s already been asked Simmons is who I next came up with for an ‘S’ crossover SF/Horror author.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2016/750886/25 "2016-04-03T03:35:23Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Did Matoaka allegedly save your life?  
> IQ2: Did you write a book in which the Earth was hit by a string of comet fragments like those that hit Jupiter in 1994?  
> IQ3: Have you composed symphonies, operas, and a ballet, and also written over four dozen books, many of them in the SF and horror genres?

> [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](#):
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> DQ  
> Ugh, I hate to be reduced to guessing for SF questions, but here goes:  
> Kim Stanley Robinson? I don’t remember the specific work, but it sounds like something he’d write.  
> Dan Simmons? Operas and ballet aren’t ringing any bells, and since Stephen King’s already been asked Simmons is who I next came up with for an ‘S’ crossover SF/Horror author.

John Smith. (She’s better known as Pocahontas.)  
S M Stirling (_The Peshawar Lancers_).  
Somtow Papinian Sucharitkul (who usually uses the name S P Somtow on his fiction).  
DQ1: Native speaker of a Germanic language?  
DQ2: Died before 1650?  
DQ3: Military/political?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2016/750886/26 "2016-04-03T03:45:02Z")

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March’s thread: [Botticelli March 2016 - Thread Games - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=785552)

IQs:

Is your middle name Kooi?  
Did you have the bottom of your shoes polished?  
Was Bleeding Gums Murphy your musical inspiration?

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**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2016/750886/27 "2016-04-03T04:09:07Z")

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IQ1: After serving as an advisor to Nero for decades, did the dictator falsely accuse you of treason and force your suicide?  
IQ2: Did your ultimate defeat of Hannibal resolve the Second Punic War in Rome’s favor?  
IQ3: Did your 15th-century victories over Ottoman forces in the Balkans earn you esteem as Albania’s national hero?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2016/750886/28 "2016-04-03T12:02:26Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you have the combined powers of the Fantastic Four?
2. Were you christened on Tuesday?
3. Did you invent pointillism?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2016/750886/29 "2016-04-03T12:48:46Z")

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IQ1: Were you a 17th-century Dutch philosopher?  
IQ2: Did you devise a pre-WWI plan for invading France?  
IQ3: Were you the first Roman emperor born in Africa?

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**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2016/750886/30 "2016-04-03T13:24:13Z")

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I am S and I am:

1. Real
2. Male
3. Dead
4. Not American
5. My surname begins with S
6. Not known for the Arts
7. European
8. Died prior to 1900
9. Native speaker of a Germanic Language
10. Died after 1650
11. I was not military/political

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**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2016/750886/31 "2016-04-03T13:26:33Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Is your middle name Kooi?  
> Did you have the bottom of your shoes polished?  
> Was Bleeding Gums Murphy your musical inspiration?

DQx2, and Lisa Simpson

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**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2016/750886/32 "2016-04-03T13:40:36Z")

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> [@bordelond](#):
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> IQ1: After serving as an advisor to Nero for decades, did the dictator falsely accuse you of treason and force your suicide?  
> IQ2: Did your ultimate defeat of Hannibal resolve the Second Punic War in Rome’s favor?  
> IQ3: Did your 15th-century victories over Ottoman forces in the Balkans earn you esteem as Albania’s national hero?

I should remember 1, but DQ for you. I’m not Scipio Africanus, and another DQ.

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**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2016/750886/33 "2016-04-03T13:41:36Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you have the combined powers of the Fantastic Four?
> 2. Were you christened on Tuesday?
> 3. Did you invent pointillism?

I’m neither the Super-Skrull nor Solomon Grundy, and DQ.

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**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2016/750886/34 "2016-04-03T13:51:34Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Were you a 17th-century Dutch philosopher?  
> IQ2: Did you devise a pre-WWI plan for invading France?  
> IQ3: Were you the first Roman emperor born in Africa?

DQ, I’m not Shlieffen, and another DQ.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2016/750886/35 "2016-04-03T13:57:37Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you have the combined powers of the Fantastic Four?
> 2. Were you christened on Tuesday?
> 3. Did you invent pointillism?

> [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](#):
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> I’m neither the Super-Skrull nor Solomon Grundy, and DQ.

Correct, Correct, and Georges Seurat.

DQ: Known for Science?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2016/750886/36 "2016-04-03T14:09:07Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Were you a 17th-century Dutch philosopher?  
> IQ2: Did you devise a pre-WWI plan for invading France?  
> IQ3: Were you the first Roman emperor born in Africa?

> [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](#):
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> DQ, I’m not Shlieffen, and another DQ.

Baruch Spinoza.  
Correct on Alfred von Schlieffen.  
Septimius Severus.  
DQ; English?  
One DQ reserved.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2016/750886/37 "2016-04-03T14:18:03Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you write _The Vampire: Its Kith and Kin_?
2. Did you star opposite Dolly Parton in _Rhinestone_?
3. Did you battle the evil Aku and his henchmen through all time?

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**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2016/750886/38 "2016-04-03T14:24:12Z")

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I am S and I am:

1. Real
2. Male
3. Dead
4. Not American
5. My surname begins with S
6. Not known for the Arts
7. European
8. Died prior to 1900
9. Native speaker of a Germanic Language
10. Died after 1650
11. I was not military/political
12. Known for science, if very broadly construed
13. I’m not English. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2016/750886/39 "2016-04-03T14:31:49Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you write _The Vampire: Its Kith and Kin_?
> 2. Did you star opposite Dolly Parton in _Rhinestone_?
> 3. Did you battle the evil Aku and his henchmen through all time?

DQx2, and I’m not Samurai Jack

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**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2016/750886/40 "2016-04-03T14:47:37Z")

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> [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](#):
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> I should remember 1, but DQ for you. I’m not Scipio Africanus, and another DQ.

Seneca served Nero before being falsely accused of being part of a plot to assassinate the emperor.

Correct on Scipio Africanus.

Skanderbeg’s military prowess is fondly remembered in Albania to this day.

…

DQ: Are you a native speaker of a Scandinavian language?  
DQ: Are you a native speaker of a Celtic language (e.g. any form of Gaelic)

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