# Botticelli - April 2017

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2017/783714>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [April 4, 2017, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2017/783714 "2017-04-04T03:56:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 14

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2017/783714/261 "2017-04-23T01:19:31Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Was your patron Sheelba of the Eyeless Face?  
> IQ2: Were you a Pictish king created by Robert E Howard?

not Gray Mouser, DQ

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2017/783714/262 "2017-04-23T01:50:55Z")

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IQ: Did a six-fingered man kill your father?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2017/783714/263 "2017-04-23T02:00:27Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Was your patron Sheelba of the Eyeless Face?  
> IQ2: Were you a Pictish king created by Robert E Howard?

> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> not Gray Mouser, DQ

Correct.  
Bran Mak Morn.  
Hmmm…

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2017/783714/264 "2017-04-23T13:26:21Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQ: Did a six-fingered man kill your father?

I am not Inigo Montoya.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2017/783714/265 "2017-04-23T13:41:03Z")

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IQs:

1. Are you the fictional author of _The Princess Bride_?
2. Are you Hercules Gritpipe-Thynne’s henchman on the highly acclaimed BBC radio series _The Goon Show_?
3. Did you occasionally team up with Bat-Bat?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2017/783714/266 "2017-04-23T16:05:29Z")

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Prof, I’m tempted to give it to you because two of your guesses are in the right ball park. You are so warm, you’re practically touching fire.

not S. Morgenstern, DQ, DQ

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2017/783714/267 "2017-04-23T16:40:54Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Are you the fictional author of _The Princess Bride_?
> 2. Are you Hercules Gritpipe-Thynne’s henchman on the highly acclaimed BBC radio series _The Goon Show_?
> 3. Did you occasionally team up with Bat-Bat?

Correct on S. Morgenstern.  
#2 is Count Jim Moriarty.  
#3 was Mighty Mouse (in the Ralph Bakshi version).

Well, well, well…

IQ: Did Billy Crystal play you in _The Princess Bride_?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2017/783714/268 "2017-04-23T18:47:36Z")

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Yes, I am Miracle Max from Princess Bride!

Congrats Professor!

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2017/783714/269 "2017-04-23T21:34:13Z")

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Never heard of him.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2017/783714/270 "2017-04-23T21:56:00Z")

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It’s a good movie and an even better book.

Now, I am A!

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2017/783714/271 "2017-04-23T23:38:26Z")

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IQ1: Does the second term of “Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived” apply to you?  
IQ2: Does the fourth term apply to you?  
IQ3: Are you Helen Keller’s tutor?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2017/783714/272 "2017-04-23T23:57:06Z")

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IQ1: Do you have the largest privately owned orchestra in the world?  
IQ2: Were you married to the “White Spirit”?  
IQ3: Were you a well-known 18th-century British architect?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2017/783714/273 "2017-04-23T23:58:55Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> IQ1: Does the second term of “Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived” apply to you?  
> IQ2: Does the fourth term apply to you?  
> IQ3: Are you Helen Keller’s tutor?

1. I am not Anne of Cleves.
2. I am not Anne Boleyn.
3. I don’t remember right now. Take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2017/783714/274 "2017-04-24T00:00:02Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Do you have the largest privately owned orchestra in the world?  
> IQ2: Were you married to the “White Spirit”?  
> IQ3: Were you a well-known 18th-century British architect?

1. I am not Robert Adam.  
Take 2 DQs.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2017/783714/275 "2017-04-24T00:44:39Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Do you have the largest privately owned orchestra in the world?  
> IQ2: Were you married to the “White Spirit”?  
> IQ3: Were you a well-known 18th-century British architect?

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> 1. I am not Robert Adam.  
> Take 2 DQs.

Andre Rieu.  
King Arthur.  
Correct.  
DQ1: Real?  
DQ2: Male?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2017/783714/276 "2017-04-24T00:51:38Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Female

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2017/783714/277 "2017-04-24T01:31:08Z")

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IQ1: Were you Olga and Alexei’s youngest sister?  
IQ2: Were you married to William III of Orange?  
IQ3: Were you originally Phoebe Mosey?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2017/783714/278 "2017-04-24T02:45:15Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Were you Olga and Alexei’s youngest sister?  
> IQ2: Were you married to William III of Orange?  
> IQ3: Were you originally Phoebe Mosey?

1. I am not Anastasia.
2. I thought that was Mary. Take a DQ.
3. Take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2017/783714/279 "2017-04-24T03:23:38Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQ1: Does the second term of “Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived” apply to you?  
> IQ2: Does the fourth term apply to you?  
> IQ3: Are you Helen Keller’s tutor?
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> 1. I am not Anne of Cleves.
> 2. I am not Anne Boleyn.
> 3. I don’t remember right now. Take a DQ.

Actually, Anne Boleyn was 2nd and Anne of Cleves was 4th. I’ll give you a DQ back for remembering the names though. Anne Sullivan was Keller’s tutor.

DQ: Alive?  
DQ: First name start with A?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2017/783714/280 "2017-04-24T03:30:27Z")

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IQ1: Did you have hits with _School’s Out_ and _Billion Dollar Babies_?  
IQ2: Did you publish cook books after the death of your partner Gertrude Stein?  
IQ3: Did you play Tabitha’s bungling nanny Esmerelda in _Bewitched_?

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