# Botticelli - April 2022

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [April 3, 2022, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184 "2022-04-03T11:57:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/41 "2022-04-05T22:05:57Z")

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**H**

1. Real
2. Male
3. Only name starts with H
4. Dead
5. Not European
6. Died since 1500
7. Not political/military
8. American
9. Died after 1900
10. Not known for the Arts
11. Not human
12. Not known for sports
13. Died after 1960
14. Mammal

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/42 "2022-04-06T01:15:54Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you battle Hal Jordan in the _Green Lantern_ movie?
2. Are you the dog mentioned in the song _1432 Franklin Pike Circle Hero_?
3. Were you born Erik Weisz?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/43 "2022-04-06T03:07:37Z")

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IQs:  
1. Did you pay someone to doctor your daughter Sophia’s SAT, and do 11 days of prison for it?  
2. Are you the young hero of _A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum_?  
3. Did Lenny Bruce note that if the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, he’d be standing on the breadline right in back of you?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/44 "2022-04-06T06:40:25Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> 1. Did you battle Hal Jordan in the _Green Lantern_ movie?
> 2. Are you the dog mentioned in the song _1432 Franklin Pike Circle Hero_ ?
> 3. Were you born Erik Weisz?

Take 2 DQs  
Not Harry Houdini

> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> 1. Did you pay someone to doctor your daughter Sophia’s SAT, and do 11 days of prison for it?
> 2. Are you the young hero of _A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum_ ?
> 3. Did Lenny Bruce note that if the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, he’d be standing on the breadline right in back of you?

Not Felicity Huffman  
2 DQs

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/45 "2022-04-06T11:52:20Z")

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> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
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> > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> > 1. Did you battle Hal Jordan in the _Green Lantern_ movie?
> > 
> > > 1. Are you the dog mentioned in the song _1432 Franklin Pike Circle Hero_ ?
> > > 2. Were you born Erik Weisz?
> 
> Take 2 DQs  
> Not Harry Houdini

#1 was Hector Hammond.  
#2 was Harry.

\*Harry the dog is as big as can be,  
And Harry the dog had puppies last week -  
We weren’t sure if it was a he or a she,  
Now we know."

Correct on Houdini.  
DQ: Known from one particular event?

1 DQ reserved.

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/46 "2022-04-06T14:23:54Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you pay someone to doctor your daughter Sophia’s SAT, and do 11 days of prison for it?
> 2. Are you the young hero of _A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum_?
> 3. Did Lenny Bruce note that if the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, he’d be standing on the breadline right in back of you?

> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
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> Not Felicity Huffman  
> 2 DQs

2 was Hero; 3 was J. Edgar Hoover.

DQ: cat or dog?  
1 DQ reserved.

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/47 "2022-04-06T16:11:55Z")

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[quote=“ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness, post:41, topic:962184, full:true”]  
 **H**

1. Real
2. Male
3. Only name starts with H
4. Dead
5. Not European
6. Died since 1500
7. Not political/military
8. American
9. Died after 1900
10. Not known for the Arts
11. Not human
12. Not known for sports
13. Died after 1960
14. Mammal
15. Known from one particular event
16. Not a cat or dog

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/48 "2022-04-07T02:12:17Z")

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DQ: Simian?

IQs:

1. Were you the Astrochimp?
2. Were you an early Disney cartoon character horse friend of Mickey?
3. Were you the robot secret agent on _Get Smart_?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/49 "2022-04-07T05:47:18Z")

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**H**

1. Real
2. Male
3. Only name starts with H
4. Dead
5. Not European
6. Died since 1500
7. Not political/military
8. American
9. Died after 1900
10. Not known for the Arts
11. Not human
12. Not known for sports
13. Died after 1960
14. Mammal
15. Known from one particular event
16. Not a cat or dog
17. Simian

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/50 "2022-04-07T05:47:54Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> 1. Were you the Astrochimp?
> 2. Were you an early Disney cartoon character horse friend of Mickey?
> 3. Were you the robot secret agent on _Get Smart_ ?

Not Ham  
Not Horace Horsecollar  
DQ

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/51 "2022-04-07T13:02:00Z")

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Correct, Correct, and Hymie.

1 DQ reserved.

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/52 "2022-04-07T14:49:06Z")

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DQ: died after 2010?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/53 "2022-04-07T16:39:15Z")

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**H**

1. Real
2. Male
3. Only name starts with H
4. Dead
5. Not European
6. Died since 1500
7. Not political/military
8. American
9. Died after 1900
10. Not known for the Arts
11. Not human
12. Not known for sports
13. Died after 1960
14. Mammal
15. Known from one particular event
16. Not a cat or dog
17. Simian
18. Died after 2010

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2022, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/54 "2022-04-08T14:53:33Z")

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IQ: Were you a gorilla named after the Swahili word for “work together”, who was shot after grabbing a child who climbed into your enclosure?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2022, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/55 "2022-04-08T17:06:47Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> Were you a gorilla named after the Swahili word for “work together”, who was shot after grabbing a child who climbed into your enclosure?

**YES!!** I am **Harambe**!!  
Subject of countless memes about 6 years ago.

> **[Harambe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harambe)**
>
> Harambe (/həˈrɑːmbeɪ/ hə-RAHM-bay; May 27, 1999 – May 28, 2016) was a western lowland gorilla who lived at the Cincinnati Zoo. On May 28, 2016, a three-year-old boy visiting the zoo climbed under a fence into an outdoor gorilla enclosure where he was violently grabbed and dragged by Harambe. Fearing for the boy's life, a zoo worker shot and killed Harambe. The incident was recorded on video and received broad international coverage and commentary, including controversy over the choice to use l...

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2022, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/56 "2022-04-08T19:49:51Z")

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New game: I am K.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2022, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/57 "2022-04-08T20:18:41Z")

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Good job, **DLR**! I was thinking earlier it might be Ham the Astrochimp, but I think someone already asked about him.

Previous IQs:

Did Peter O’Toole play you in two different movies? - Yes, Henry II, in _Becket_ and _The Lion in Winter_  
Were you the victor of the Battle of Agincourt? - Yes, Henry V  
Is it thought by some historians that your health problems later in life might have been related to a bad fall you once took? - Henry VIII, who was once unhorsed and seriously concussed in a jousting match

Henry x3!

On to K.

IQs:

Were you, perhaps unfairly, portrayed as the bad guy in _Breaker Morant_?  
Did you play a plucky female reporter in a late Seventies movie?  
Was he calling you “about the bomb, Dmitri,” the _hydrogen_ bomb?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2022, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/58 "2022-04-09T13:23:43Z")

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Great job, **DLR!** I don’t remember Harame at all.

IQs:

1. Were you Sgt. Preston of the Yukon’s dog?
2. Did you invent the safety razor?
3. Were you the first black woman to win the Miss America pageant?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2022, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/59 "2022-04-09T18:20:35Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Were you, perhaps unfairly, portrayed as the bad guy in _Breaker Morant_ ?  
> Did you play a plucky female reporter in a late Seventies movie?  
> Was he calling you “about the bomb, Dmitri,” the _hydrogen_ bomb?

Respectively:  
I am not Lord Kitchener.  
I am not Margot Kidder.  
I am not Premier Kissoff.

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Were you Sgt. Preston of the Yukon’s dog?
> 2. Did you invent the safety razor?
> 3. Were you the first black woman to win the Miss America pageant?

IQ1: I am not King?  
IQ2: I am not King Gillette?  
IQ3: Take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2022, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/60 "2022-04-10T00:00:57Z")

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Swept me - well done.

IQs:

Did you, spoofing the Seabees motto, say, “The illegal we do right away; the unconstitutional takes a little longer”?  
Did you love the smell of napalm in the morning?  
Are you allegedly from Riverside, Iowa?

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