# Botticelli - April 2022 **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2022, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184 "2022-04-03T11:57:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2022, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/61 "2022-04-10T00:16:20Z")
> [@De\_La\_Rue](#): > > > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > > > IQs: > > > > > 1. Were you Sgt. Preston of the Yukon’s dog? > > > 2. Did you invent the safety razor? > > > 3. Were you the first black woman to win the Miss America pageant? > > IQ1: I am not King? > IQ2: I am not King Gillette? > IQ3: Take a DQ. 1. Yes, Yukon King. 2. Correct. 3 is Jayne Kennedy. DQ: Real? ---
**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2022, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/62 "2022-04-10T00:33:09Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > IQs: > > Did you, spoofing the Seabees motto, say, “The illegal we do right away; the unconstitutional takes a little longer”? > Did you love the smell of napalm in the morning? > Are you allegedly from Riverside, Iowa? Respectively: I am not Paul Krassner? I am not Lt. Likgore. I am not George Samuel Kirk, or his brother. DQs: 1. real (they’d be from the same town, right?) ---
**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2022, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/63 "2022-04-10T02:09:38Z")
Oh hell. KILGORE, dammit, KILGORE. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2022, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/64 "2022-04-10T12:18:54Z")
IQs: 1. Were you the actual secret identity of The Shadow (not Lamont Cranston)? 2. Did you have a hit with _Right Round_? 3. Are you Alec Baldwin’s ex-wife? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2022, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/65 "2022-04-10T22:26:47Z")
Previous IQs: Did you, spoofing the Seabees motto, say, “The illegal we do right away; the unconstitutional takes a little longer”? - Dr. Henry Kissinger Did you love the smell of napalm in the morning? - Yes, Lt. Col. Kilgore from _Apocalypse Now_ Are you allegedly from Riverside, Iowa? - Yes, either of the Brothers Kirk from _Star Trek_ DQ: Male? IQs: Were you a transporter chief aboard the _Enterprise_? Were you a big fan of the Toledo Mudhens? Was your work the subject of a Mirren/Reynolds movie? ---
**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2022, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/66 "2022-04-10T22:42:32Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > IQs: > > 1. Were you the actual secret identity of The Shadow (not Lamont Cranston)? > 2. Did you have a hit with _Right Round_? > 3. Are you Alec Baldwin’s ex-wife? 1. I am not Kent Allard. 2. Take a DQ. 3. I am not Kim Bassinger. > [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Were you a transporter chief aboard the _Enterprise_? > Were you a big fan of the Toledo Mudhens? > Was your work the subject of a Mirren/Reynolds movie? Respectively: I am not Lt. Kyle. I am not Corporal Max Klinger. I am not Gustav Klimt. DQs: 1. real 2. male ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2022, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/67 "2022-04-10T22:59:12Z")
> [@De\_La\_Rue](#): > > > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > > > IQs: > > > > > 1. Were you the actual secret identity of The Shadow (not Lamont Cranston)? > > > 2. Did you have a hit with _Right Round_ ? > > > 3. Are you Alec Baldwin’s ex-wife? > > 1. I am not Kent Allard. > 2. Take a DQ. > 3. I am not Kim Bassinger. Correct, KeSha, Correct. DQ: Living? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2022, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/68 "2022-04-10T23:00:31Z")
IQs: 1. Were you known as The Galloping Gourmet? 2. Did you star in _Tea and Sympathy_? 3. Did you say that unusual travel experiences are dancing lessons from God? ---
**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/69 "2022-04-11T00:10:59Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > IQs: > > 1. Were you known as The Galloping Gourmet? > 2. Did you star in _Tea and Sympathy_? > 3. Did you say that unusual travel experiences are dancing lessons from God? 1. I am not Graham Kerr. 2. I am not Deborah Kerr? 3. I am not Jean Kerr? DQs: 1. real 2. male 3. dead ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/70 "2022-04-11T00:20:11Z")
> [@De\_La\_Rue](#): > > > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > > > IQs: > > > > > 1. Were you known as The Galloping Gourmet? > > > 2. Did you star in _Tea and Sympathy_ ? > > > 3. Did you say that unusual travel experiences are dancing lessons from God? > > 1. I am not Graham Kerr. > 2. I am not Deborah Kerr? > 3. I am not Jean Kerr? Correct, Correct, and Soren Kierkegaard. DQ: Last name starts with K? ---
**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/71 "2022-04-11T00:42:31Z")
DQs: 1. real 2. male 3. dead 4. last name starts with K > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Correct, Correct, and Soren Kierkegaard. Now, wait a minute. From what I’ve found, “Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God” is a [**K** urt Vonnegut quote](https://www.google.com/books/edition/Cat_s_Cradle/w25sx0G6nRsC?hl=en&gbpv=1&bsq=%22dancing%20lessons%20from%22). I mean, it still works… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/72 "2022-04-11T00:49:51Z")
Huh. Okay, I’m wrong. It was Vonnegut. I owe you one. IQs: 1. Are you George Herriman’s best known creation? 2. Are you a silent character from a comic strip by Otto Soglow? 3. Did you play Captain Kangaroo on TV? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/73 "2022-04-11T02:40:14Z")
Swept me! IQs: Were you Emma Woodhouse’s eventual husband? Did Jonathan Pryce play your father several times? Were you a Hollywood director with a royal name? ---
**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/74 "2022-04-11T02:49:38Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > IQs: > > 1. Are you George Herriman’s best known creation? > 2. Are you a silent character from a comic strip by Otto Soglow? > 3. Did you play Captain Kangaroo on TV? 1. I am not Krazy Kat, dollink. 2. I am not the Little King. 3. I am not Bob Keeshan. > [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > IQs: > > Were you Emma Woodhouse’s eventual husband? > Did Jonathan Pryce play your father several times? > Were you a Hollywood director with a royal name? Respectively: I am not Mr. Knightley. I am not Keira Knightley. I am not King Vidor. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/75 "2022-04-11T13:57:28Z")
Swept me. IQs: 1. Did you play Cliff on _Dallas_? 2. Did you have a radio Kollege of Musical Knowledge? 3. Were you a Yiddish-sounding comic on #2 above? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/76 "2022-04-11T20:35:39Z")
Damn, you’re good! Swept me again. IQs: Was a starship named after you in the first JJ Abrams _Star Trek_ film? Were you a wealthy Satanist who met a bad end in _Angel Heart_? Were you one of Col. Hogan’s merry little band of military rogues? ---
**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/77 "2022-04-11T21:36:00Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > IQs: > > 1. Did you play Cliff on _Dallas_? > 2. Did you have a radio Kollege of Musical Knowledge? > 3. Were you a Yiddish-sounding comic on #2 above? 1. Take a DQ. 2. I am not Kay Kyser. 3. I am not Ish Kabibble. > [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > IQs: > > Was a starship named after you in the first JJ Abrams _Star Trek_ film? > Were you a wealthy Satanist who met a bad end in _Angel Heart_? > Were you one of Col. Hogan’s merry little band of military rogues? Respectively: I am not Kelvin. Take a DQ. I am not Kinchloe. DQs: 1. real 2. male 3. dead 4. last name starts with K ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/78 "2022-04-12T07:19:43Z")
IQ1: Was the last song you released before your death titled _I Hate Myself and I Want to Die_? IQ2: Did you compose _Mack the Knife_? IQ3: Were you a former Disney child star who went on to star in multiple films for director John Carpenter? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/79 "2022-04-12T12:20:53Z")
> [@De\_La\_Rue](#): > > > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > > > IQs: > > > > > 1. Did you play Cliff on _Dallas_ ? > > > 2. Did you have a radio Kollege of Musical Knowledge? > > > 3. Were you a Yiddish-sounding comic on #2 above? > > 1. Take a DQ. > 2. I am not Kay Kyser. > 3. I am not Ish Kabibble 1 was Ken Kercheval. Correct on the others. Ken catches me up for being wrong on Kierkegaard. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-april-2022/962184/80 "2022-04-12T12:23:14Z")
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