# Botticelli, Aug. 2011

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2011/591030>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 1, 2011, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2011/591030 "2011-08-01T13:26:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2011/591030/381 "2011-08-30T18:30:48Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> Did you lose a chess match with Death?

No, I am not Max Van Sydow (or Max McGee, for that matter).

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2011/591030/382 "2011-08-30T18:32:30Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> Do you have one brother who sang with the Easybeats, and another who dresses like a schoolboy?

I don’t know this one. Take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2011/591030/383 "2011-08-30T18:37:06Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQ: Did you perform at the world premiere of _Gone with the Wind_?

Oh, this was MLK Jr. wasn’t it. Oh well. Take a DQ then, assuming Marian isn’t also right.

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2011/591030/384 "2011-08-30T18:38:49Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> IQ: Did you give Stephen Dedalus the nickname ‘kinch’?

No, I am not Molly Bloom?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2011/591030/385 "2011-08-30T18:40:16Z")

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> [@AppallingGael](#):
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> I don’t know this one. Take a DQ.

Malcolm Young is the rhythm guitarist of AC/DC. His older brother George Young was in the Easybeats (who sang the Sixties hit “Friday on My Mind”) while his younger brother Angus, the lead guitarist of AC/DC, always wears an Australian schoolboy outfit on stage.

First DQ: Are you a fictional character?

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2011/591030/386 "2011-08-30T18:40:59Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> Did you turn 21 in prison, doing life without parole?

No, and I don’t know. Take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2011/591030/387 "2011-08-30T18:43:03Z")

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In retrospect, do you think mankind was your business?

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2011/591030/388 "2011-08-30T18:45:07Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> First DQ: Are you a fictional character?

I am not fictional.

1. Real

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2011/591030/389 "2011-08-30T18:50:29Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> In retrospect, do you think mankind was your business?

I guess I could say so, but I am pretty sure I didn’t. Another DQ.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2011/591030/390 "2011-08-30T18:51:20Z")

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> [@AppallingGael](#):
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> No, and I don’t know. Take a DQ.

That was a line from the chorus of Merle Haggard’s classic country song “Mama Tried.”

“I turned 21 in prison doing life without parole.  
No one could steer me right, but Mama tried, Mama tried.  
Mama tried to raise me better, but her pleadings I denied,  
Leaving only me to blame, cause Mama tried.”  
DQ: Are you male?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2011/591030/391 "2011-08-30T18:52:49Z")

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> [@AppallingGael](#):
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> I guess I could say so, but I am pretty sure I didn’t. Another DQ.

Jacob Marley, from “A Christmas Carol.” Scrooge tells Marley’s ghost, “You were always a good man of business.” The ghost roars back, “MANKIND WAS MY BUSINESS!”

DQ: Are you American?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2011/591030/392 "2011-08-30T18:55:46Z")

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Did Tommy Flanagan regularly claim you were his wife, on “Saturday Night Live” (yeah… that’s the ticket!)?

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2011/591030/393 "2011-08-30T18:58:03Z")

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I am male and American.

1. Real
2. Male
3. American

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2011/591030/394 "2011-08-30T18:59:57Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> Did Tommy Flanagan regularly claim you were his wife, on “Saturday Night Live” (yeah… that’s the ticket!)?

I am not…Mike Myers? Yeah, that’s it!

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2011/591030/395 "2011-08-30T19:41:51Z")

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> [@AppallingGael](#):
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> I am not…Mike Myers? Yeah, that’s it!

Nope… when Jon Lovitz played Tommy Flanagan, the pathological liar, he always claimed his wife was Morgan Fairchild.

DQ: Are you still alive?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2011/591030/396 "2011-08-30T20:16:52Z")

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> [@AppallingGael](#):
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> Oh, this was MLK Jr. wasn’t it. Oh well. Take a DQ then, assuming Marian isn’t also right.

It was MLK, but you corrected yourself before I posed a DQ, so no harm, no foul.

IQ: Did your son, in a fit of pique, incorrectly tell someone else you were dead?

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2011/591030/397 "2011-08-30T20:18:51Z")

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[quote[Originally Posted by \*\*Le Ministre de l’au-delà \*\*  
IQ: Did you give Stephen Dedalus the nickname ‘kinch’?[/quote]

> [@AppallingGael](#):
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> No, I am not Molly Bloom?

Right book, wrong character. It’s Stephen’s roommate with the double dactyl name - **Malachi Mulligan** , nicknamed ‘Buck’, who gave him the name ‘kinch’ (Irish Gaelic for ‘Knife’.)

DQ: Are you celebrated for your accomplishments in the Arts (in the broadest definition of the word)?

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2011/591030/398 "2011-08-30T20:53:10Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> DQ: Are you still alive?

No longer alive.

1. Real
2. Male
3. American
4. Dead

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2011/591030/399 "2011-08-30T21:09:29Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQ: Did your son, in a fit of pique, incorrectly tell someone else you were dead?

Hmm, well Anita was not Maria’s son, so I don’t know. Have a DQ.

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2011/591030/400 "2011-08-30T21:12:48Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> Right book, wrong character. It’s Stephen’s roommate with the double dactyl name - **Malachi Mulligan** , nicknamed ‘Buck’, who gave him the name ‘kinch’ (Irish Gaelic for ‘Knife’.)
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> DQ: Are you celebrated for your accomplishments in the Arts (in the broadest definition of the word)?

Aha, my great-grandfather was a Malachi. I guess it used to be a name.

To the DQ: yes.

1. Real
2. Male
3. American
4. Dead
5. Known for accomplishments in the arts

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