# Botticelli - Aug 2026

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2026/1032035>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 31, 2026, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2026/1032035 "2026-07-31T01:10:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2026/1032035/1 "2026-07-31T01:10:44Z")

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I am **P**.

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2026/1032035/2 "2026-07-31T02:11:23Z")

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Rules are [here](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nVLOdq6IptN1UPXz3Tu9WAVrnQPyWSZ65Tqr5TS4L40/edit?tab=t.0).

IQs:  
1. Is a length named after you?  
2. Did you and Nicole Ritchie try out _The Simple Life_?  
3. Do you play Sinon in the current film version of _The Odyssey_?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2026/1032035/3 "2026-07-31T02:49:46Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Is a length named after you?
> 2. Did you and Nicole Ritchie try out _The Simple Life_?
> 3. Do you play Sinon in the current film version of _The Odyssey_?

Not Planck  
DQ  
DQ

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2026/1032035/4 "2026-07-31T03:14:27Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> Not Planck  
> DQ  
> DQ

2 was Paris Hilton; 3 was Elliot Page.

DQs:  
1. real?  
2. first name begins with P?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2026/1032035/5 "2026-07-31T04:56:13Z")

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I gotta P!

IQs:

1. Were you a TV comedian who was also a perennial presidential candidate?
2. Are you a comic who’s father died on 9/11?
3. Did you run the Chock’lit Shoppe?

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2026/1032035/6 "2026-07-31T12:01:08Z")

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1 did you star in _Vanilla Sky_?  
2. Are you Lady Whistledown?  
3. Did you spend a lot of time weaving by day and unweaving by night?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2026/1032035/7 "2026-07-31T13:39:30Z")

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IQs:  
1. Did you star in _They Live_?  
2. Does your triangle begin with a 1, at the top, then each number in the successive rows is the sum of the two numbers above it, like this:  
[![](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/LH5vimYVrei3iDU2sgDM2G.jpg) ](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/LH5vimYVrei3iDU2sgDM2G.jpg)  
and so on?  
3. Are you a substitute Spanish teacher, Boggle champ, and main female character on _King of the Hill_?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2026/1032035/8 "2026-07-31T17:36:23Z")

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> [@knoodler](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were you a TV comedian who was also a perennial presidential candidate?
> 2. Are you a comic who’s father died on 9/11?
> 3. Did you run the Chock’lit Shoppe?

Not Pat Paulsen  
DQ  
Not Pop

> [@Eureka](#):
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> 1 did you star in _Vanilla Sky_?  
> 2. Are you Lady Whistledown?  
> 3. Did you spend a lot of time weaving by day and unweaving by night?

DQ  
DQ  
Not Penelope

> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you star in _They Live_?
> 2. Does your triangle begin with a 1, at the top, then each number in the successive rows is the sum of the two numbers above it, like this:
> 
> . . .
> 
> and so on?  
> 3. Are you a substitute Spanish teacher, Boggle champ, and main female character on _King of the Hill_?

DQ x3!  
(Alignment messed up because of inability to post a media item, even though I’m quoting a previous post, not posting it myself.)

**P**

1. fictional  
2. Only known name starts with P

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2026/1032035/9 "2026-07-31T18:09:00Z")

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1. Penelope Cruz
2. Penelope Featherington (Bridgerton)
3. Penelope, correct

Penelope X3!

DQ#1; male?  
D@#2: human?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2026/1032035/10 "2026-07-31T18:11:47Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> DQ x3!

1 (_They Live_) was Rowdy Roddy Piper; 2 (triangle) was Blaise Pascal; 3 (_King of the Hill_) was Peggy Hill. Incidentally, I had a setup like this to do the triangle…

` 1`  
` 1 1`  
` 1 2 1`  
` 1 3 3 1`  
`1 4 6 4 1`

…but then the formatting got messed up when I tried quoting it, so I went for the picture.

DQs:  
1. from prose?  
2. main character?  
3. created by American(s)?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2026/1032035/11 "2026-07-31T18:31:53Z")

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**P**

1. fictional  
2. only name starts with P  
3. male  
4. human  
5. not originally from prose, but has appeared in novels  
6. main character  
7. created by American(s)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2026/1032035/12 "2026-07-31T18:34:01Z")

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Last month’s thread: [Botticelli – July 2026](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-july-2026/1031301)

To P or not to P…

IQs:

Did you surrender Vicksburg on July 4, 1863?  
Did Andre Braugher play you on _Homicide_?  
Did you found a woolens company in Oregon?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2026/1032035/13 "2026-07-31T18:39:12Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Did you surrender Vicksburg on July 4, 1863?  
> Did Andre Braugher play you on _Homicide_?  
> Did you found a woolens company in Oregon?

Not Pemberton  
DQ  
DQ (If you mean Pendleton, that wasn’t the founder’s name.)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2026/1032035/14 "2026-07-31T18:45:56Z")

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Correct, Det. Pembleton and yes, Pendleton (or so I thought it was).

Pe…ton x3!

DQ:

Would be alive today, if real?

IQs:

Were you Achilles’s cousin and perhaps lover?  
Were you one of King Arthur’s knights and often sought the Questing Beast?  
Were you chief engineer of the USCSS _Nostromo_?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2026/1032035/15 "2026-07-31T19:00:10Z")

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IQs:  
1. Were you the Second Doctor?  
2. Are you George, Louis, and Charlotte’s aunt?  
3. Were you a Discworld character?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2026, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2026/1032035/16 "2026-08-01T02:43:08Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Were you Achilles’s cousin and perhaps lover?  
> Were you one of King Arthur’s knights and often sought the Questing Beast?  
> Were you chief engineer of the USCSS _Nostromo_?

Not Patroclus.  
DQ  
DQ

> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> 1. Were you the Second Doctor?  
> 2. Are you George, Louis, and Charlotte’s aunt?  
> 3. Were you a Discworld character?

DQ  
Not Philippa “Pippa” Middleton  
DQ

**P**

1. fictional  
2. only name starts with P  
3. male  
4. human  
5. not originally from prose, but has appeared in novels  
6. main character  
7. created by American(s)  
8. would probably not be alive today, if real

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2026, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2026/1032035/17 "2026-08-01T03:06:19Z")

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IQs:

1. Are you the mascot for the “South of the Border” tourist trap in South Carolina?
2. Were you a Gryffindor prefect (and later, Head Boy)?
3. Did you win 268 games without ever giving up a grand slam home run?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2026, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2026/1032035/18 "2026-08-01T03:09:50Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> > [@knoodler](#):
> >
> > 1. Were you a TV comedian who was also a perennial presidential candidate?
> > 2. Are you a comic who’s father died on 9/11?
> > 3. Did you run the Chock’lit Shoppe?
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> Not Pat Paulsen  
> DQ  
> Not Pop

Correct  
Pete Davidson  
Correct

DQ: From fantasy or sci/fi genre?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2026, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2026/1032035/19 "2026-08-01T03:12:26Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you circumvent the globe in a remarkably quick time?
2. Did you accompany the above person?
3. Are you a particularly lovable and noxious character?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2026, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-aug-2026/1032035/20 "2026-08-01T03:30:16Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> IQs:  
> 1. Were you the Second Doctor?  
> 2. Are you George, Louis, and Charlotte’s aunt?  
> 3. Were you a Discworld character?

> [@SCAdian](#):
>
> DQ  
> Not Philippa “Pippa” Middleton  
> DQ

1 was Patrick Troughton; 3 was Ponder Stibbons.

DQs:  
1. originally from movies/TV?  
2. created after 1960?

IQs:  
1. Did you create Discworld?  
2. Did you invent the microwave oven, after you noticed a candy bar had melted in your pocket when you were near a radar set?  
3. Did Minnie Driver voice you in a 1999 Disney movie/literary adaptation?

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