# Botticelli - August 2018

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2018/818972>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 2, 2018, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2018/818972 "2018-08-02T12:11:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2018/818972/21 "2018-08-06T19:54:02Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQ1: Are you head coach of the Oakland Raiders?  
> IQ2: Are you head coach of the Washington Redskins, and IQ1’s brother?  
> IQ3: Are you head coach of the Dallas Cowboys?  
> Take 3 DQs.

Jon Gruden, Jay Gruden, Jason Garrett

holding 3 DQs

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2018/818972/22 "2018-08-06T21:46:04Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Last name starts with G
3. Male
4. Living
5. American
6. Best known for the Arts
7. Best known for the performing arts
8. Born before 1964
9. Has won a top award in his field

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2018/818972/23 "2018-08-06T21:48:21Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Did Sherlock Holmes keep a portrait of you at 221B Baker Street?  
> Were you the victor of the Battle of Gettysburg?  
> Did the actor who played you appear twice in the cast-picnic photo of the film of which you were the protagonist?

#2. I am not George Meade.  
Take 2 DQs.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2018/818972/24 "2018-08-07T03:19:28Z")

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Previous IQs:

Did Sherlock Holmes keep a portrait of you at 221B Baker Street? - Gen. Sir George “Chinese” Gordon  
Were you the victor of the Battle of Gettysburg? - Yes, Maj. Gen. George G. Meade  
Did the actor who played you appear twice in the cast-picnic photo of the film of which you were the protagonist? - George Bailey, in _It’s A Wonderful Life._ Jimmy Stewart and director Frank Capra ran from one end of the very wide group of people to the other, as the photographer took several shots to form a panorama, so they appear in the final photo twice.

George x3 redux once more!

DQs:

Actor?  
Considered handsome?

IQs:

Were you a gossip columnist for the Vatican newspaper?  
Did Jesse Helms defeat you in a 1986 campaign widely seen as racist?  
Trying to put the best face on a near-fiasco, did a biographer say that you once expected to be surprised?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2018/818972/25 "2018-08-07T03:24:34Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Last name starts with G
3. Male
4. Living
5. American
6. Best known for the Arts
7. Best known for the performing arts
8. Born before 1964
9. Has won a top award in his field
10. Not an actor
11. Charismatic, but not handsome

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2018/818972/26 "2018-08-07T03:26:29Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> Were you a gossip columnist for the Vatican newspaper?  
> Did Jesse Helms defeat you in a 1986 campaign widely seen as racist?  
> Trying to put the best face on a near-fiasco, did a biographer say that you once expected to be surprised?

#1. I am not Father Guido Sarducci.  
Take 2 DQs.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2018/818972/27 "2018-08-07T12:03:28Z")

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DQ: Behind the scenes person? (director, producer, screenwriter)

holding 2 DQs

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2018/818972/28 "2018-08-07T13:47:26Z")

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Previous IQs:

Were you a gossip columnist for the Vatican newspaper? - Yes, Father (later Monsignor) Guido Sarducci  
Did Jesse Helms defeat you in a 1986 campaign widely seen as racist? - Charlotte, N.C. mayor Harvey Gantt  
Trying to put the best face on a near-fiasco, did a biographer say that you once expected to be surprised? - U.S. Grant, caught with his pants down at Shiloh

DQ:

Greatest fame before 1980?

One DQ reserved.

IQs:

Was your creator unsure if there were two of your name, or if you’d been reincarnated?  
Were you a memorable alien prostitute in the books of Douglas Adams?  
Were you SpongeBob’s pet snail?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2018/818972/29 "2018-08-07T13:57:48Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Last name starts with G
3. Male
4. Living
5. American
6. Best known for the Arts
7. Best known for the performing arts
8. Born before 1964
9. Has won a top award in his field
10. Not an actor
11. Charismatic, but not handsome
12. Not a behind the scenes person
13. Greatest fame before 1980

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2018/818972/30 "2018-08-07T13:59:00Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> Was your creator unsure if there were two of your name, or if you’d been reincarnated?  
> Were you a memorable alien prostitute in the books of Douglas Adams?  
> Were you SpongeBob’s pet snail?

1. Take a DQ.
2. I am not Eccentrica Gallumbits.
3. I am not Gary.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2018/818972/31 "2018-08-07T19:48:09Z")

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DQ: Comedian?

holding a DQ

EH: I remember that election. Helms had toned down his racial rhetoric compared to his earlier days, and I don’t recall him making the election a racial issue, although I could be mistaken. His usual method was to call his opponents the L-word enough to scare all the farmers and gun owners into voting for him.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2018, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2018/818972/32 "2018-08-07T20:43:04Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Last name starts with G
3. Male
4. Living
5. American
6. Best known for the Arts
7. Best known for the performing arts
8. Born before 1964
9. Has won a top award in his field
10. Not an actor
11. Charismatic, but not handsome
12. Not a behind the scenes person
13. Greatest fame before 1980
14. Not a comedian

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2018/818972/33 "2018-08-08T13:03:21Z")

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DQ: Vocalist?

IQ1: Were you formerly part of duo with Paul Simon?  
IQ2: Were you an R&B artist killed by your father in 1984?  
IQ3: Did you sing about the "Alice’s Restaurant Massacree”?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2018/818972/34 "2018-08-08T13:22:17Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Last name starts with G
3. Male
4. Living
5. American
6. Best known for the Arts
7. Best known for the performing arts
8. Born before 1964
9. Has won a top award in his field
10. Not an actor
11. Charismatic, but not handsome
12. Not a behind the scenes person
13. Greatest fame before 1980
14. Not a comedian
15. Vocalist

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2018/818972/35 "2018-08-08T13:23:24Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
>
> DQ: Vocalist?
> 
> IQ1: Were you formerly part of duo with Paul Simon?  
> IQ2: Were you an R&B artist killed by your father in 1984?  
> IQ3: Did you sing about the "Alice’s Restaurant Massacree”?

1. I am not Art Garfunkel.
2. I am not Marvin Gaye.
3. I am not Arlo Guthrie.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2018/818972/36 "2018-08-08T17:08:26Z")

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IQ1: Are you a jazz artist who plays a bent trumpet?  
IQ2: Were you a singer and guitarist for The Grateful Dead until your death in 1995?  
IQ3: Are you a soul artist and a former judge on _The Voice_?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2018/818972/37 "2018-08-08T18:40:34Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
>
> IQ1: Are you a jazz artist who plays a bent trumpet?  
> IQ2: Were you a singer and guitarist for The Grateful Dead until your death in 1995?  
> IQ3: Are you a soul artist and a former judge on _The Voice_?

1. I am not Dizzy Gillespie.
2. I am not Jerry Garcia.  
Take a DQ for #3.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2018/818972/38 "2018-08-08T19:47:36Z")

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Previous IQs:

Was your creator unsure if there were two of your name, or if you’d been reincarnated? - The Elf-lord Glorfindel, in the writings of J.R.R. Tolkien  
Were you a memorable alien prostitute in the books of Douglas Adams? - Yes, Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon VII - well done!  
Were you SpongeBob’s pet snail? - Yes, Gary

DQ:

Rock and roll dude?

IQs:

Did you sing “Lonely Boy”?  
Did you sing “Stayin’ Alive”?  
Did you?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2018/818972/39 "2018-08-08T22:57:47Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Last name starts with G
3. Male
4. Living
5. American
6. Best known for the Arts
7. Best known for the performing arts
8. Born before 1964
9. Has won a top award in his field
10. Not an actor
11. Charismatic, but not handsome
12. Not a behind the scenes person
13. Greatest fame before 1980
14. Not a comedian
15. Vocalist
16. In the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame (though I personally don’t think of him as a Rocker)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2018, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2018/818972/40 "2018-08-08T22:58:49Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> Did you sing “Lonely Boy”?  
> Did you sing “Stayin’ Alive”?  
> Did you?

#1. I thought that was Paul Anka. Take a DQ.  
#2-3. I am not Barry, Robin or Maurice Gibb.

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