# Botticelli August 2022

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2022/969071>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2022, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2022/969071 "2022-08-04T03:35:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 12

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2022/969071/221 "2022-08-27T02:35:53Z")

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#DQs:

1. Real
2. Male
3. Not best known for the Arts, but known for them in a very roundabout way
4. Not American
5. Dead
6. Only name starts with A

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2022/969071/222 "2022-08-27T02:38:25Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Did Lorne Greene play you, an officer, first?  
> Did you legendarily sulk in your tent?  
> Was the Owl Ship named after you?

1. I am not Commander Adama.
2. I am not Achilles.
3. I am not Athena. (??)

> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> Qs:
> 
> 1. Were you White House communications director for ten days?
> 2. Do you _not_ appear in _Clerks_, though you’re in _Mallrats_, _Chasing Amy_, _Dogma_, and _Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back_ (as both your character in _Chasing Amy_ and yourself)?
> 3. Do you also appear in _Dogma_, as God–a silent role, so ironically you don’t get to sing?

#3. I am not Alanis Morissette.  
Take 2 DQs.

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2022/969071/223 "2022-08-27T06:13:44Z")

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Held DQs:

European?  
Died before 500 AD?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2022/969071/224 "2022-08-27T06:26:32Z")

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IQ1: Are many fables attributed to you?  
IQ2: Have you been portrayed by both the first cinematic James Bond and the first cinematic Hannibal Lector?  
IQ3: Did you marry Wanda in Rio, have 17 children and found a leper colony?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2022/969071/225 "2022-08-27T13:36:13Z")

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# DQs:

1. Real
2. Male
3. Not best known for the Arts, but known for them in a very roundabout way
4. Not American
5. Dead
6. European
7. Died after 500 AD

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2022/969071/226 "2022-08-27T13:38:04Z")

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> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
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> IQ1: Are many fables attributed to you?  
> IQ2: Have you been portrayed by both the first cinematic James Bond and the first cinematic Hannibal Lector?  
> IQ3: Did you marry Wanda in Rio, have 17 children and found a leper colony?

#1. I am not Aesop.  
#2. I am not Agamemnon (??)  
#3. Take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2022/969071/227 "2022-08-27T13:59:38Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> 1. Were you White House communications director for ten days?  
> 2. Do you _not_ appear in _Clerks_, though you’re in _Mallrats_, _Chasing Amy_, _Dogma_, and _Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back_ (as both your character in _Chasing Amy_ and yourself)?  
> 3. Do you also appear in _Dogma_, as God–a silent role, so ironically you don’t get to sing?

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> #3. I am not Alanis Morissette.

1 was Anthony Scaramucci; 2 was Ben Affleck.

DQs:  
1. died after 1500 AD?  
2. from the British-Irish Isles?

“Only name starts with A” seems to have been left off the DQ list

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2022/969071/228 "2022-08-27T15:55:06Z")

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IQ1: Is your symbol a rod with a snake wrapped around it?  
IQ2: Were you an Arabic philosopher, &c, from the Iberian Peninsula?  
IQ3: Were you a Persian doctor, philosopher, &c?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2022/969071/229 "2022-08-27T16:38:37Z")

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IQs:  
1. Were you last seen with Fred Noonan?  
2. Did you appear on the back cover of a magazine in 1979, in front of an exploding nuclear power plant, looking uncharacteristically troubled and saying “Yes…me worry!” ?  
3. Did you play George, a daydreamer who becomes manager of a local TV station in a 1989 comedy, and whose last name comes from the above character? You’re a big fan of the above magazine (no surprise there, given your career) and even got to guest-edit an issue in 2015.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2022/969071/230 "2022-08-27T16:50:02Z")

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# DQs:

1. Real
2. Male
3. Not best known for the Arts, but known for them in a very roundabout way
4. Not American
5. Dead
6. European
7. Died after 500 AD
8. Only name starts with A
9. Died before 1500 AD
10. From the British-Irish Isles

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2022/969071/231 "2022-08-27T16:52:40Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Is your symbol a rod with a snake wrapped around it?  
> IQ2: Were you an Arabic philosopher, &c, from the Iberian Peninsula?  
> IQ3: Were you a Persian doctor, philosopher, &c?

1. I am not Aesculapius.  
Take 2 DQs.

> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Were you last seen with Fred Noonan?
> 2. Did you appear on the back cover of a magazine in 1979, in front of an exploding nuclear power plant, looking uncharacteristically troubled and saying “Yes…me worry!” ?
> 3. Did you play George, a daydreamer who becomes manager of a local TV station in a 1989 comedy, and whose last name comes from the above character? You’re a big fan of the above magazine (no surprise there, given your career) and even got to guest-edit an issue in 2015.

#1. I am not Amelia Earhart.  
#2. I am not Alfred E. Newman  
#3. I am not Jason Alexander.

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2022/969071/232 "2022-08-27T17:11:14Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> #1. I am not Amelia Earhart.  
> #2. I am not Alfred E. Newman  
> #3. I am not Jason Alexander.

3 was “Weird Al” Yankovic.

DQ: known from science?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2022/969071/233 "2022-08-27T17:26:58Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> > [@SCAdian](#):
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> > IQ1: Is your symbol a rod with a snake wrapped around it?  
> > IQ2: Were you an Arabic philosopher, &c, from the Iberian Peninsula?  
> > IQ3: Were you a Persian doctor, philosopher, &c?
> 
> 1. I am not Aesculapius.  
> Take 2 DQs.

1. correct
2. Averroes
3. Avicenna

DQ1: Royalty?  
One DQ reserved.

IQ1: Were you a Saxon king called “the Great”?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2022/969071/234 "2022-08-27T17:29:50Z")

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# DQs:

1. Real
2. Male
3. Not best known for the Arts, but known for them in a very roundabout way
4. Not American
5. Dead
6. European
7. Died after 500 AD
8. Only name starts with A
9. Died before 1500 AD
10. From the British-Irish Isles
11. Not known for science
12. Not royal, though of possibly noble birth (it’s disputed)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2022/969071/235 "2022-08-27T17:30:14Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Were you a Saxon king called “the Great”?

#1. I am not Big Al, aka Alfred the Great.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2022/969071/236 "2022-08-27T17:39:43Z")

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IQ1: Were you the last queen of England?  
IQ2: Were you said to be Uther’s brother?  
IQ3: Were you a scholar, teacher, &c, at Charlemagne’s palace school?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2022/969071/237 "2022-08-27T17:56:27Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ3: Were you a scholar, teacher, &c, at Charlemagne’s palace school?

# Yes, I am ALCUIN!

That took a lot less time than I expected. Good job, **SCA**!

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2022/969071/238 "2022-08-27T18:59:29Z")

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Great job, SCA. Last month I spent 9 days at the University of York, criss-crossing Alcuin College on my way to Halifax College to visit my son. Alcuin of York should have been on my mind.

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> > [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
> >
> > IQ1: Are many fables attributed to you?  
> > IQ2: Have you been portrayed by both the first cinematic James Bond and the first cinematic Hannibal Lector?  
> > IQ3: Did you marry Wanda in Rio, have 17 children and found a leper colony?
> 
> #1. I am not Aesop.  
> #2. I am not Agamemnon (??)  
> #3. Take a DQ.

Yes  
Yes (played by Sean Connery in _Time Bandits_ and Brian Cox in _Troy_)  
Archie Leach, played by John Cleese in _A Fish Called Wanda_

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2022/969071/239 "2022-08-27T23:52:28Z")

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I am **P**.

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-august-2022/969071/240 "2022-08-28T01:43:17Z")

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Congrats, SCAdian!

IQs:  
1. Was there a gentleman’s agreement that no building could be taller than the statue of you atop City Hall, in a certain city?  
2. Did you and your friend Nicole explore _The Simple Life_?  
3. Did you direct the Puppetoons, and later live-action sci-fi movies?

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