IQs:
1. Are you the most famous wearer of a whoopee cap?
2. Did you ask the Lord for a Mercedes-Benz and a color TV?
3. In Robert Silverberg’s “After the Myths Went Home”, are you one of the legendary figures resurrected in the far future, a “god of youth and springtime” with a bloodied head–though you protest you were real?
Did you sing about offering your girlfriend a gift - your dick in a box?
Are you famously two-faced?
Are you a controversial civil rights activist who was on the balcony with Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. when he was assassinated, and who claims to have held him as he was dying?
While your husband was stationed in Paris for the state department, did you learn the skills you needed to catapult you from a housewife to a household name.
Were you executed for espionage in the early 50’s
in the lands of the true game, were you the wizard daughter of a dervish who could feel the location of the old paths through her feet.
IQs:
1. Were you appointed to the Supreme Court by Joe Biden?
2. Did you have 99 problems, but none involving women?
3. Did you work at Gizmonic Institute, just another face in a red jumpsuit–you did a good job cleaning up the place, but your bosses didn’t like you so they shot you into spaaaaaaaacce…?
IQs:
1. Did Sam save you and thus change history (in the show, at least) in an episode of Quantum Leap?
2. Did a practical joker print a message on the back of your uniform stating that you were a jerk?
3. Did Jim Freund, host of the Hour of the Wolf radio show, call you up and ask how to pronounce the name of one of your characters?