IQs:
- Are you a sanctified Turkish bishop whose feast day is this month?
- Do you live next door to Homer Simpson?
- Are you aka the Tin Woodman of Oz?
Not St Nicholas.
DQ.
Not … Nick? … Chopper.
N
- Real
- Male
Previous IQs:
After the humiliating capture of much of your army’s supplies, were you nicknamed “Commissary”? - Nathaniel Banks, during the Civil War.
Did you face off against Cornwallis at Guilford Court House? - Yes, Nathanael Greene.
Did a well-known book of yours have an incongruous discussion of patronage in the early U.S.? - Nathaniel Hawthorne, in The Scarlet Letter.
Nathaniel/ael x3!
DQs:
American?
Living?
IQs:
Were you a founder of the KKK?
Does a statue of you stand in Langley, Va.?
Have you played a priest, a Broadway bigshot and a transvestite?
Correct, Ned Flanders, Correct.
DQ: Last name starts with N?
IQs:
- Were you the lead singer of Herman’s Hermits?
- Were you one of the Monkees?
- Did you battle your sister Gamora in the film The Guardians of the Galaxy?
Well, that didn’t take long…
Yes, I am Peter Blair Denis Bernard Noone!
But I’m not Mike Nesmith or that other person.
And I’m not Nathan Bedford Forrest or those other two guys, either. (Though I should know #2, as I’m certain that you’ve asked that question a time or two before…)
Way to go, Prof. P.!
Previous IQs:
Were you a founder of the KKK? - Yes, Nathan Bedford Forrest.
Does a statue of you stand in Langley, Va.? - Nathan Hale, the first notable American spy, at CIA HQ (yes, I have asked that before).
Have you played a priest, a Broadway bigshot and a transvestite? - Nathan Lane, in Jeffrey, The Producers and The Birdcage.
Nathan x3!
Another complete surprise. Wow.
So, now I am W.
IQs:
Did a character based on you yearn for a childhood toy?
Did you joke about wearing Fat Boy Jeans when you were a kid?
Did you finally, after 140-some years, arrange for a place of its own for your beloved institution?
#1. I am not William Randolph Hearst.
Take 2 DQs.
IQ1: Were you Urkel?
IQ2: Did you found a colony that would later become a U.S. State?
IQ3: Are you an inventor of elaborate Rube Goldberg-esque contraptions who has a dog that is usually shown to be smarter (or at least more sensible) than you are?
- I forget. Take a DQ.
- Take another DQ.
- I am not Wallace, owner of Grommet.
IQ1: Were you Artemus Gordon’s partner?
IQ2: Were you Theodore’s older brother?
IQ3: Were you their father?
- I am not James West.
- I am not Wally Cleaver.
- I am not Ward Cleaver.
Previous IQs:
Did a character based on you yearn for a childhood toy? - Yes, William Randolph Hearst, who inspired Charles Foster Kane, who loved Rosebud.
Did you joke about wearing Fat Boy Jeans when you were a kid? - William J. Clinton.
Did you finally, after 140-some years, arrange for a place of its own for your beloved institution? - William Howard Taft, when Chief Justice of the United States, finally was able to arrange for SCOTUS to get its own building, rather than meeting in the basement of the U.S. Capitol.
William x3!
DQs:
Real?
Male?
IQs:
Did the Pope give you a special flag for a major project of yours?
Did you serve two 19th c. Presidents as SECSTATE?
Did you play the CSM?
Jaleel White, William Penn, and correct on Wallace.
DQ1: Does your last name begin with W?
Holding one DQ.
IQ1: Were you the girlfriend of a superhero, and the aunt of his kid sidekick?
IQ2: Were you that kid sidekick?
IQ3: Were you Plastic Man’s sidekick?
DQs:
- Real
- Male
- Last name starts with W
Correct on all three.
IQ1: Were you a fictional Texas Ranger who took on an arms dealer?
IQ2: Were you another Texas Ranger played by the actor who played #1?
IQ3: Did you sing “You’re the Reason God Made Oklahoma”?
Take 3 DQs.
I am not Iris West, Wally West or Woozy Winks.