# Botticelli - December 2017 **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 2, 2017, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317 "2017-12-02T08:30:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/41 "2017-12-05T23:33:43Z")
I hope SCAdian comes back soon. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/42 "2017-12-06T02:57:42Z")
IQ1: Were you the 11th US president? IQ2: Were you the host of “Jackass”? IQ3: Are you aka the Milwaukee Cannibal? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/43 "2017-12-06T03:33:29Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > IQ1: Were you the 11th US president? > IQ2: Were you the host of “Jackass”? > IQ3: Are you aka the Milwaukee Cannibal? 1. I am not James K. Polk. Take 2 DQs. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/44 "2017-12-06T05:03:39Z")
Way to go, **Prof. P.**! Previous IQs: Were you Elendil’s son? - Isildur, in _LOTR_ Were you Miss Trixie Delight’s maid? - Imogene, in _Paper Moon_ Were you Hillary’s top aide in her failed 1990s healthcare-reform effort? - Ira Magaziner On to J… IQs: Were you once told not to use a phone that you were perfectly entitled to use? Were you that person’s spouse? Were you that person’s son? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/45 "2017-12-06T13:24:06Z")
> [@](#): > > IQ1: Were you the 11th US president? > IQ2: Were you the host of “Jackass”? > IQ3: Are you aka the Milwaukee Cannibal? > > 1. I am not James K. Polk. > Take 2 DQs. correct, Johnny Knoxville, Jeffrey Dahmer DQ: Real? DQ: First name start with J? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/46 "2017-12-06T13:28:22Z")
IQ1: Did _Thor: Ragnarok_ feature set designs based on your artwork? IQ2: Are you a longtime \*Mad \*magazine cartoonist who created the fold-in? IQ3: Are you the artist of _BC_? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/47 "2017-12-06T14:08:43Z")
DQs: 1. Real 2. Last name starts with J ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/48 "2017-12-06T14:10:05Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > IQs: > > Were you once told not to use a phone that you were perfectly entitled to use? > Were you that person’s spouse? > Were you that person’s son? Guessing… I am not Lyndon B. Johnson. I am not Lady Bird Johnson. I am not Ray J. Johnson, Jr… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/49 "2017-12-06T14:11:05Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > IQ1: Did _Thor: Ragnarok_ feature set designs based on your artwork? > IQ2: Are you a longtime \*Mad \*magazine cartoonist who created the fold-in? > IQ3: Are you the artist of _BC_? 1. I am not Jack Kirby. 2. I am not Al Jaffee. 3. I am not Johnny Hart. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/50 "2017-12-06T15:28:46Z")
Previous IQs: Were you once told not to use a phone that you were perfectly entitled to use? - JFK, in his first term in Congress and still very young-looking, was told by a Capitol Police officer, “Those phones are just for Congressmen, son” Were you that person’s spouse? - Jackie Kennedy, of course Were you that person’s son? - JFK Jr. DQs: Male? Living? Born since 1950? IQs: Were you one of Lincoln’s two personal aides? Were you the other? Did you say, “In the long run, we’re all dead”? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/51 "2017-12-06T16:11:23Z")
DQs: 1. Real 2. Last name starts with J 3. Female 4. Dead 5. Born before 1950 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/52 "2017-12-06T16:12:30Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > IQs: > > Were you one of Lincoln’s two personal aides? > Were you the other? > Did you say, “In the long run, we’re all dead”? I am not John Hay. I’m not coming up with the other aide. Take 2 DQs. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/53 "2017-12-06T16:26:59Z")
Previous IQs: Were you one of Lincoln’s two personal aides? - Yes, John Hay Were you the other? - John Nicolay Did you say, “In the long run, we’re all dead”? - British economist John Maynard Keynes John x3! DQs: American? Born before 1850? IQs: Were you the best-known recipient of an early sex-change operation? Are you a living American woman with an honorary British order of chivalry? Are you a late head of the Congressional Black Caucus? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/54 "2017-12-06T17:03:43Z")
DQs: 1. Real 2. Last name starts with J 3. Female 4. Dead 5. Born before 1950 6. American 7. Born after 1850 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/55 "2017-12-06T17:04:44Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > IQs: > > Were you the best-known recipient of an early sex-change operation? > Are you a living American woman with an honorary British order of chivalry? > Are you a late head of the Congressional Black Caucus? I am not Christine Jorgensen (sp?). Take 2 DQs. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/56 "2017-12-06T17:14:36Z")
Previous IQs: Were you the best-known recipient of an early sex-change operation? - Yes, Christine Jorgensen (I think that’s the correct spelling) Are you a living American woman with an honorary British order of chivalry? - Angelina Jolie, for her work on international refugee issues Are you a late head of the Congressional Black Caucus? - Stephanie Tubbs Jones, my Congresswoman at the time and a wonderful person DQs: Best known for the Arts? Had a famous husband? IQs: Did you say, “My faith in the Constitution is whole, it is complete”? Did Stephen King use something you wrote as an epigraph in _'Salem’s Lot_? Did you provide the voice of a computer system in a recent Joaquin Phoenix movie? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/57 "2017-12-06T17:23:56Z")
IQ1: Are you an ABA/NBA small forward from the 70’s-80’s era nicknamed Dr. J? IQ2: Are you a former head coach of the Oakland Raiders, football announcer, and the name for a popular football video game? IQ3: Are you a former SF 49ers QB whose surname is a US state? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/58 "2017-12-06T17:25:50Z")
DQs: 1. Real 2. Last name starts with J 3. Female 4. Dead 5. Born before 1950 6. American 7. Born after 1850 8. Best known for the Arts 9. Did not have a famous husband ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/59 "2017-12-06T17:27:03Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > IQs: > > Did you say, “My faith in the Constitution is whole, it is complete”? > Did Stephen King use something you wrote as an epigraph in _'Salem’s Lot_? > Did you provide the voice of a computer system in a recent Joaquin Phoenix movie? 1. I am not Thomas Jefferson (?). 2. I am not Stephen Jawking (ha?). Take at least 2 DQs. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/60 "2017-12-06T17:28:23Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > IQ1: Are you an ABA/NBA small forward from the 70’s-80’s era nicknamed Dr. J? > IQ2: Are you a former head coach of the Oakland Raiders, football announcer, and the name for a popular football video game? > IQ3: Are you a former SF 49ers QB whose surname is a US state? 1. I am not Julius Erving. 2. I am not John Madden. 3. I am not Joe Montana. Wow, I think I just got 3 sports questions right. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317.md?page=4)