# Botticelli - December 2017

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [December 2, 2017, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317 "2017-12-02T08:30:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/61 "2017-12-06T19:19:04Z")

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IQ1: Was CSN’s Suite: Judy Blue Eyes an homage to you?  
IQ2: Did you play Alexis Carrington Colby in _Dynasty_?  
IQ3: Are you the author of _Hollywood Wives_?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/62 "2017-12-06T22:39:58Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> IQ1: Was CSN’s Suite: Judy Blue Eyes an homage to you?  
> IQ2: Did you play Alexis Carrington Colby in _Dynasty_?  
> IQ3: Are you the author of _Hollywood Wives_?

1. I am not Judy Collins.
2. I am not Joan Collins.
3. I might not have remembered this if you weren’t playing the trio, but I am not Jackie Collins.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/63 "2017-12-07T15:09:23Z")

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Easy with that broom, Prof!

IQ1: Are you the QB for the Baltimore Ravens?  
IQ2: Are you the QB for the LA Rams?  
IQ3: Are you the new starting QB for the SF 49ers?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/64 "2017-12-07T16:19:47Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> Easy with that broom, Prof!
> 
> IQ1: Are you the QB for the Baltimore Ravens?  
> IQ2: Are you the QB for the LA Rams?  
> IQ3: Are you the new starting QB for the SF 49ers?

Take 3 QB’s. Uh, DQs.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/65 "2017-12-07T17:20:08Z")

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Joe Flacco, Jared Goff, Jimmy Garrapalo

DQ: Known for the performing arts?

holding 2 DQs

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/66 "2017-12-07T17:34:05Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Last name starts with J
3. Female
4. Dead
5. Born before 1950
6. American
7. Born after 1850
8. Best known for the Arts
9. Did not have a famous husband
10. Known for the performing arts

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/67 "2017-12-07T17:48:19Z")

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IQ1: Taken literally, did you sing that you were permanently content?  
IQ2: Are you the only person to win world championships on 2 wheels and 4 wheels?  
IQ3: Are you the star of a late-90s remake of a Michael Caine classic?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/68 "2017-12-07T18:11:05Z")

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> [@Dead\_Cat](#):
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> IQ1: Taken literally, did you sing that you were permanently content?  
> IQ2: Are you the only person to win world championships on 2 wheels and 4 wheels?  
> IQ3: Are you the star of a late-90s remake of a Michael Caine classic?

Take 3 DQs.  
All I’m coming up with for #3 is _The Italian Job_, but that had Ed Norton and Mark Wahlberg.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/69 "2017-12-07T18:11:21Z")

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Previous IQs:

Did you say, “My faith in the Constitution is whole, it is complete”? - Not Jefferson, but Barbara Jordan, during the Watergate hearings  
Did Stephen King use something you wrote as an epigraph in _'Salem’s Lot_? - Shirley Jackson  
Did you provide the voice of a computer system in a recent Joaquin Phoenix movie? - Scarlett Johansson, in _Her_

DQs:

Actress?  
Won a top award in her field?  
Considered a beauty?

IQs:

Did you work at Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems?  
Did you?  
Did you, too?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/70 "2017-12-07T18:13:54Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Last name starts with J
3. Female
4. Dead
5. Born before 1950
6. American
7. Born after 1850
8. Best known for the Arts
9. Did not have a famous husband
10. Known for the performing arts
11. Not an actress
12. Not considered a beauty
13. Won a top award in her field, which, in fact, was created for her

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/71 "2017-12-07T18:17:06Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Did you work at Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems?  
> Did you?  
> Did you, too?

Laugh while you can, Monkey Boy! I am sure in the miserable annals of the earth you will be duly enshrined!

But I am not John Yaya, John Bigbootie or John O’Connor.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/72 "2017-12-07T21:08:47Z")

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I haven’t seen Buckaroo Banzai in centuries. Should be online somewhere.

DQ: Musician?

holding a DQ

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/73 "2017-12-07T21:19:06Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Last name starts with J
3. Female
4. Dead
5. Born before 1950
6. American
7. Born after 1850
8. Best known for the Arts
9. Did not have a famous husband
10. Known for the performing arts
11. Not an actress
12. Not considered a beauty
13. Won a top award in her field, which, in fact, was created for her
14. Singer

For future reference, are singers considered musicians? I think of musicians as those who play instruments or compose music. Singers might be a subset of that, but I’m not certain.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/74 "2017-12-08T02:58:03Z")

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Yes, singers are musicians. The voice was the first instrument. 🙂

DQ: Caucasian?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/75 "2017-12-08T03:19:40Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Last name starts with J
3. Female
4. Dead
5. Born before 1950
6. American
7. Born after 1850
8. Best known for the Arts
9. Did not have a famous husband
10. Known for the performing arts
11. Not an actress
12. Not considered a beauty
13. Won a top award in her field, which, in fact, was created for her
14. Singer
15. Not caucasian

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/76 "2017-12-08T08:30:00Z")

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> [@Dead\_Cat](#):
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> IQ1: Taken literally, did you sing that you were permanently content?  
> IQ2: Are you the only person to win world championships on 2 wheels and 4 wheels?  
> IQ3: Are you the star of a late-90s remake of a Michael Caine classic?

I’m going to have to reduce that to 2 DQs, as my third was Jude Law in Alfie, which was made in 2004 (I misremembered the date). The other two are Mick Jagger (“I can’t get no satisfaction”) and John Surtees.

DQ1: Singer of popular music (as opposed to classical)?  
DQ2: Died before 1970?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/77 "2017-12-08T12:56:16Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Last name starts with J
3. Female
4. Dead
5. Born before 1950
6. American
7. Born after 1850
8. Best known for the Arts
9. Did not have a famous husband
10. Known for the performing arts
11. Not an actress
12. Not considered a beauty
13. Won a top award in her field, which, in fact, was created for her
14. Singer
15. Not caucasian
16. Not a singer of classical music
17. Died after 1970

She’s not known as a Pop Music singer either, but DC’s question appears to have “either/or” categories.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/78 "2017-12-08T13:16:53Z")

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I feel like I should know who this is, but I can’t quite grasp it.

IQ1: Are you the head coach of Georgia Tech football?  
IQ2: Are you the head coach of Virginia Tech football?  
IQ3: Were you recently hired as the head coach of Texas A&M football?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/79 "2017-12-08T13:32:12Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> I feel like I should know who this is, but I can’t quite grasp it.
> 
> IQ1: Are you the head coach of Georgia Tech football?  
> IQ2: Are you the head coach of Virginia Tech football?  
> IQ3: Were you recently hired as the head coach of Texas A&M football?

Take 3 DQs.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2017/803317/80 "2017-12-08T13:51:11Z")

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Paul Johnson, Justin Fuente, Jimbo Fisher

Jazz vocalist?

holding 2 DQs

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