IQ1: Are you the radio show host that gave Weird Al Yankovic his start?
IQ2: Did Virgil, Beatrice and St. Bernard give you an extensive tour?
IQ3: Were you the fourth official James Bond?
Not David Tennant, not Dustin Hoffman (in Kung Fu Panda, All the President’s Men and Mr. Magorium’s Magic Emporium), and dunno (his name was some kind of a Sam Spade-type pun, I barely recall)
IQs:
1. Speaking of Esio Trot, did you write it?
2. Do you receive your honorific title at the end of Shanghai Knights, set in 1887–much earlier than you received it in real life, one of the many anachronisms in the film?
3. Did you have a Philadelphia Eagles jacket, liking the logo, and appeared in it on the cover of a 1994 issue of People magazine?
IQ1: Did you perform your debut solo single at both the Oscars and the Grammys in 1978?
IQ2: Were you forced to heil der Fuhrer’s face?
IQ3: Were you the king of the surf guitar?
IQs:
1. Did you make plenty of stuff up for your novel Big Trouble?
2. Have you played Janet, Bad Janet, Neutral Janet, Disco Janet, and several Earth mortals in the forms of Janets?
3. Starting in the second season of a TV show, did you get listed in the opening credits (third billing, after the guy who likes horses and the photographer)?