# Botticelli - December 2023

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [December 5, 2023, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134 "2023-12-05T13:29:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 10

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2023, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/181 "2023-12-21T15:48:52Z")

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A company isn’t a person. With respect, **SMV** , I don’t think your Swiss Army question is a kosher for Botticelli, unless the founder of the company had that name (which I don’t believe is the case).

IQs:

Did an actor and his nephew play you as both a man and a boy?  
Did you costar in _Wedding Crashers_?  
Are you a black actress with the last name of a small mammal?

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2023, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/182 "2023-12-21T17:20:47Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> company isn’t a person. With respect, **SMV** I don’t think your Swiss Army question is a kosher for Botticelli, unless the founder of the company had that name (which I don’t believe is the case).

Duly noted - I didn’t know. Thank you.

> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were you a Roman bishop and martyr, canonized as the patron saint of epileptics and beekeepers (in addition to a more famous domain)?
> 2. Are you one of the two companies licensed by the Swiss Army to make their eponymous knives?
> 3. Were you an Italian fashion designer and businessman, known for cultivating friendships with musicians, to link music and couture, who was murdered outside your Miami home in 1997?

Okay, **Prof. P** , I withdraw IQ2 about Victorinox, and substitute:

2: Are you the eldest child of Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2023, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/183 "2023-12-21T18:20:38Z")

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IQs:  
1. Were you the original (illusory) green-skinned Orion girl?  
8. Did you inspire a gang of “Boys” on _Seinfeld_?  
3. _Who’s Afraid of_ you?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2023, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/184 "2023-12-21T18:25:45Z")

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> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were you a Roman bishop and martyr, canonized as the patron saint of epileptics and beekeepers (in addition to a more famous domain)?
> 2. Are you the eldest child of Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl?
> 3. Were you an Italian fashion designer and businessman, known for cultivating friendships with musicians, to link music and couture, who was murdered outside your Miami home in 1997?

1. I am not St. Vitus (??).
2. I am not Violet from _The Incredibles_.
3. I am not Vidal Sassoon (??).

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Did an actor and his nephew play you as both a man and a boy?  
> Did you costar in _Wedding Crashers_?  
> Are you a black actress with the last name of a small mammal?

1. Take a DQ.
2. I am not Vince Vaughn (sp?).
3. I am not Vivica A. Fox.(sp?)

> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> Qs:
> 
> 1. Were you the original (illusory) green-skinned Orion girl?
> 2. Did you inspire a gang of “Boys” on _Seinfeld_?
> 3. _Who’s Afraid of_ you?

Take 2 DQs.  
3. I am not Virginia Woolf.

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2023, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/185 "2023-12-21T18:41:15Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Take 2 DQs.  
> 3. I am not Virginia Woolf.

1 was Vina, in the _Star Trek_ pilot “The Cage”; 2 was Martin van Buren.

DQ: born after 1880?

2 DQs reserved (one from this set, one from before).

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2023, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/186 "2023-12-21T18:42:33Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Female
3. First name begins with V
4. Not known for the arts
5. American
6. Dead
7. Born before 1900
8. Christmas-related
9. Born after 1880

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2023, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/187 "2023-12-21T19:54:18Z")

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Previous IQs:

Did an actor and his nephew play you as both a man and a boy? - Lord Voldemort, played by both Ralph Fiennes and, as the young Tom Riddle, his nephew  
Did you costar in _Wedding Crashers_? - Yes, Vince Vaughn  
Are you a black actress with the last name of a small mammal? - Yes, Vivica Fox

One DQ reserved.

IQs:

Did you write a famous letter to a newspaper about the existence of Santa Claus?  
Were you a great early King of Gondor?  
Were you Carter’s first SECSTATE?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2023, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/188 "2023-12-21T20:21:39Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Did you write a famous letter to a newspaper about the existence of Santa Claus?

# Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus!

Well guessed, EH! Virginia O’Hanlon wrote the famous letter as a young girl.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2023, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/189 "2023-12-21T22:10:53Z")

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Oh, good guess, **EH**! This was an “Of course!” when I read your guess.

Just to clear up my last IQs -

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> > [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> > IQs:
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> > 1. Were you a Roman bishop and martyr, canonized as the patron saint of epileptics and beekeepers (in addition to a more famous domain)?
> > 2. Are you the eldest child of Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl?
> > 3. Were you an Italian fashion designer and businessman, known for cultivating friendships with musicians, to link music and couture, who was murdered outside your Miami home in 1997?
> 
> 1. I am not St. Vitus (??).
> 2. I am not Violet from _The Incredibles_.
> 3. I am not Vidal Sassoon (??).

Good guess on 1, but it was actually St. Valentine. Correct on 2. 3 was Gianni Versace.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/190 "2023-12-22T15:03:37Z")

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Good one, **Prof. P.**! I had used her as a Botticelli subject too, but under her last name, awhile back. Great minds…

My other IQs:

Were you a great early King of Gondor? - Valandil  
Were you Carter’s first SECSTATE? - Cyrus Vance

Our next letter will be

# L

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/191 "2023-12-22T15:46:19Z")

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IQs:

1. Were you a young Greek man who drowned swimming the Hellespont to reach your beloved, a priestess of Aphrodite?
2. Are you a rapper whose real name is Chris Bridges (and whom, incidentally and irrelevantly, was highly praised by a speech therapist I once dated, for his diction and enunciation)?
3. Were you a Hungarian virtuoso pianist and composer who was the first musician to attract a wild mass popular following, and thus the ancestor of Beatlemania, the Beyhive, and Swifties?

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Good one, **Prof. P.**! I had used her as a Botticelli subject too, but under her last name, awhile back. Great minds…

We have a thread for letters that have been used in the game; do you guys think there would be any value to a thread listing all the subjects used in the last year? It would take a bit of work, but it could be done, if y’all thought there was any use for such.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/192 "2023-12-22T16:06:31Z")

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> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> We have a thread for letters that have been used in the game; do you guys think there would be any value to a thread listing all the subjects used in the last year? It would take a bit of work, but it could be done, if y’all thought there was any use for such.

I’ve thought about doing that in the past, but cannot conceive of a use for it beyond a matter of curiosity. But do so if you’d like.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/193 "2023-12-22T16:10:12Z")

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IQs:

1. Were you an actor who also studied under Sigmund Freud?
2. Were you a TV producer who was also the voice of Carlton the Doorman?
3. Have you played a demon clown, a drag queen and a French artist?

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**Author:** ![kitap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kitap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitap)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/194 "2023-12-22T16:21:16Z")

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Congrats!

IQs:

1. Did you co-write the Mr. and Mrs. North mysteries with your wife?
2. Did you write, among other books, **Day of the Drones**?
3. Did you write, among other books **Drinking Sapphire Wine**?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/195 "2023-12-22T17:45:29Z")

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IQs:  
1. Hair toss, check your nails–are you feeling “Good as Hell”?  
2. Have you noted that when correctly viewed, _everything_ is lewd?  
3. …I’ve been thinkin’, what the hell have you been drinkin’?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/196 "2023-12-22T19:30:17Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> > [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> > We have a thread for letters that have been used in the game; do you guys think there would be any value to a thread listing all the subjects used in the last year? It would take a bit of work, but it could be done, if y’all thought there was any use for such.
> 
> I’ve thought about doing that in the past, but cannot conceive of a use for it beyond a matter of curiosity. But do so if you’d like.

My thoughts exactly.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/197 "2023-12-22T19:31:16Z")

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> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Were you a young Greek man who drowned swimming the Hellespont to reach your beloved, a priestess of Aphrodite?
> 2. Are you a rapper whose real name is Chris Bridges (and whom, incidentally and irrelevantly, was highly praised by a speech therapist I once dated, for his diction and enunciation)?
> 3. Were you a Hungarian virtuoso pianist and composer who was the first musician to attract a wild mass popular following, and thus the ancestor of Beatlemania, the Beyhive, and Swifties?  
> …

Not Laertes, Lil’ Wayne or Liszt.

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Were you an actor who also studied under Sigmund Freud?
> 2. Were you a TV producer who was also the voice of Carlton the Doorman?
> 3. Have you played a demon clown, a drag queen and a French artist?

Not Lionel Barrymore, dunno and not Lars Sarsgaard (sp?).

> [@kitap](#):
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> …  
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you co-write the Mr. and Mrs. North mysteries with your wife?
> 2. Did you write, among other books, **Day of the Drones**?
> 3. Did you write, among other books **Drinking Sapphire Wine**?

Dunno x3.

> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> IQs:  
> 1. Hair toss, check your nails–are you feeling “Good as Hell”?  
> 2. Have you noted that when correctly viewed, _everything_ is lewd?  
> 3. …I’ve been thinkin’, what the hell have you been drinkin’?

Not Lizzo, dunno and not Abraham Lincoln.

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/198 "2023-12-22T19:44:03Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Not Lizzo, dunno and not Abraham Lincoln.

2 was Tom Lehrer.

DQ: real?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/199 "2023-12-22T19:57:42Z")

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L.

1. fictional

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/200 "2023-12-22T21:56:42Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> > [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
> >
> > IQs:
> > 
> > 1. Were you a young Greek man who drowned swimming the Hellespont to reach your beloved, a priestess of Aphrodite?
> > 2. Are you a rapper whose real name is Chris Bridges (and whom, incidentally and irrelevantly, was highly praised by a speech therapist I once dated, for his diction and enunciation)?
> > 3. Were you a Hungarian virtuoso pianist and composer who was the first musician to attract a wild mass popular following, and thus the ancestor of Beatlemania, the Beyhive, and Swifties?  
> > …
> 
> Not Laertes, Lil’ Wayne or Liszt

Correct on Franz Liszt. 1 was Leander (Laertes was Polonius’ son from _Hamlet_). 2 was Ludacris.

DQs:

1. Holiday-related?
2. Female?

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