# Botticelli - December 2023

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [December 5, 2023, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134 "2023-12-05T13:29:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/101 "2023-12-13T19:03:05Z")

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> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> > [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#):
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> > :
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> > 1. Did you invent “The Think System” for learning to play musical instruments
> > 2. Did you serve non-consecutive terms as Senator from Minnesota?
> > 3. Did a character you played once get fired for saying “Booger”?
> 
> 1. DQ.
> 2. I am not Hubert Humphrey.
> 3. I am not Howard “Doctor Johnny Fever” Hessman.

1 was Harold Hill, from the musical _The Music Man_

It’s amazing how many “double H” names there are!

DQ: Real?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/102 "2023-12-13T19:46:20Z")

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IQ1: Were you obsessed with your landlady’s 12-year-old daughter?  
IQ2: Were you famous for being one of the worst singers on _American Idol_?  
IQ3: Do you use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore?

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/103 "2023-12-13T20:12:07Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> A clean sweep!
> 
> IQs
> 
> 1. Were you secretary of state under Barrack Obama?
> 2. Were you that person’s deputy chief of staff?
> 3. Did you create Curious George?

1. I am not Hillary Clinton.
2. I am not…shoot, I can’t think of her name…Huma Abedin? Married to a prominent Republican. Wait, no, wasn’t she married to Anthony “Look, here’s my” Weiner?
3. Take a DQ.

> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
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> IQ1: Were you obsessed with your landlady’s 12-year-old daughter?  
> IQ2: Were you famous for being one of the worst singers on _American Idol_?  
> IQ3: Do you use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore?

1. I am not Humbert Humbert.
2. Take a DQ.
3. I am not Hedy (“That’s _ **HEDLEY**!!_”) Lamarr.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/104 "2023-12-13T20:12:40Z")

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DQs:

1. Fictional.

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/105 "2023-12-13T20:55:30Z")

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> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> 1. I am not Hillary Clinton.
> 2. I am not…shoot, I can’t think of her name…Huma Abedin? Married to a prominent Republican. Wait, no, wasn’t she married to Anthony “Look, here’s my” Weiner?
> 3. Take a DQ.

1 is correct; 2 is correct; 3 was H.A. Rey.

DQ: first name begins with H?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/106 "2023-12-13T20:56:21Z")

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> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> > IQs:
> > 
> > 1. When Satan found you weeping for a Tannenbaum, did he declare it _Christmas Time In Hell_?
> > 2. Was #1 above part of a series of cartoons hosted by you?
> > 3. Are you Hagar the Horrible’s wife?
> 
> 1. DQ.
> 2. DQ.
> 3. I am not Helga.

#1 was Adolf Hitler.  
#2 was Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo, from the South Park Christmas Special.  
#3 is correct.

DQs:

1. Male?
2. Created after 1950?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/107 "2023-12-13T20:58:01Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you hear a Who?
2. Were you born Erich Weisz?
3. Are you the title character of a book by Johanna Spyri?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/108 "2023-12-13T21:18:16Z")

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IQs:  
1. Were you Blackbeard’s first mate?  
2. Did you draw _Assassin Nation_?  
3. Do you feature on “Closer”, by the Chainsmokers?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/109 "2023-12-13T21:28:03Z")

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IQ1: Did C S Forester write about you?  
IQ2: Did you write about Umslopogaas?  
IQ3: Did “the world” supposedly wonder where you were?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/110 "2023-12-13T21:44:47Z")

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> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> > [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
> >
> > IQ1: Were you obsessed with your landlady’s 12-year-old daughter?  
> > IQ2: Were you famous for being one of the worst singers on _American Idol_?  
> > IQ3: Do you use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore?
> 
> 1. I am not Humbert Humbert.
> 2. Take a DQ.
> 3. I am not Hedy (“That’s _ **HEDLEY**!!_”) Lamarr.

Correct  
William Hung  
Correct

Holding 1 DQ

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/111 "2023-12-14T01:15:20Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you hear a Who?
> 2. Were you born Erich Weisz?
> 3. Are you the title character of a book by Johanna Spyri?

1. I am not Horton.
2. I am not…nah, no clue. DQ.
3. Take a DQ.

> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Were you Blackbeard’s first mate?
> 2. Did you draw _Assassin Nation_?
> 3. Do you feature on “Closer”, by the Chainsmokers

1. I am not Israel Hands.
2. Take a DQ.
3. Take a DQ.

> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Did C S Forester write about you?  
> IQ2: Did you write about Umslopogaas?  
> IQ3: Did “the world” supposedly wonder where you were?

1. I am not Horatio Hornblower.
2. Take a DQ.
3. I am not…no, can’t be Carmen Sandiego…take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/112 "2023-12-14T01:19:17Z")

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DQs:

1. Fictional.
2. First name begins with “H”.
3. Male.
4. Created after 1960.

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/113 "2023-12-14T02:48:24Z")

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> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> 1. I am not Israel Hands.  
> 2. Take a DQ.  
> 3. Take a DQ.

2 was Erica Henderson; 3 was Halsey.

DQs:  
1. created after 1990?  
2. a filmed dramatic work (i.e. movie, TV, etc.)?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/114 "2023-12-14T03:23:51Z")

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IQs:

Were you nicknamed “Coach” and exposed, late in life, as a child molester?  
Were you the villain in _Annie_?  
Did you liken the sales of a work of yours to that of a cold drink in a particularly warm place?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/115 "2023-12-14T03:25:07Z")

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Of course, now I can’t edit it. That should be “ **FROM** a filmed dramatic work (i.e. movie, TV, etc.)”

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/116 "2023-12-14T03:26:00Z")

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IQs:  
1. Are you a porn actress (and title character?) in Brian de Palma’s _Body Double_?  
2. Were you the first criminal caught by radio?  
3. Did you  
Abominate gravy,  
And live with the odium  
Of having isolated sodium?

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/117 "2023-12-14T17:04:59Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Qs:
> 
> Were you nicknamed “Coach” and exposed, late in life, as a child molester?  
> Were you the villain in _Annie_?  
> Did you liken the sales of a work of yours to that of a cold drink in a particularly warm place?

1. I am not Dennis Hastert.
2. Take a DQ.
3. Take a DQ

> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
>
> 1. Are you a porn actress (and title character?) in Brian de Palma’s _Body Double_?
> 2. Were you the first criminal caught by radio?
> 3. Did you  
> Abominate gravy,  
> And live with the odium  
> Of having isolated sodium?

1. Take a DQ.
2. Take a DQ.
3. I am not Humphry Davy.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/118 "2023-12-14T17:07:23Z")

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DQs:

1. Fictional.
2. First name begins with “H”.
3. Male.
4. Created after 1960.
5. Created before 1990.
6. From a filmed dramatic work.

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/119 "2023-12-14T17:09:21Z")

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> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> 1. Take a DQ.
> 2. Take a DQ.
> 3. I am not Humphry Davy.

1 was Holly Body; 2 was Hawley Crippen.

DQs:  
1. main character?  
2. from film?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-december-2023/994134/120 "2023-12-14T17:19:32Z")

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> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
> >
> > IQs:
> > 
> > 1. Did you hear a Who?
> > 2. Were you born Erich Weisz?
> > 3. Are you the title character of a book by Johanna Spyri?
> 
> 1. I am not Horton.
> 2. I am not…nah, no clue. DQ.
> 3. Take a DQ.

Correct.  
Harry Houdini.  
Heidi (think Shirley Temple).

2 DQ reserved.

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