# Botticelli, February 2014 **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 2, 2014, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337 "2014-02-02T06:47:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/221 "2014-02-15T23:38:33Z")
> [@etv78](#): > > IQ: Did the A-rod people like help fix you up with your current bf? > IQ2: Were you apocryphally decapitated in a car accident? Angelina Jolie? If not, DQ for you. No idea on 2; another DQ. > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > IQs: > > 1. Do children set your head ablaze at a Fall festival? > 2. Are you the Martian Manhunter? > 3. Are you one of Sailor Moon’s cronies? I’m not Jack O’Lantern, J’onn J’onzz, or Sailor Jupiter. > [@etv78](#): > > IQ: Are you the Facebook image for Pearl Magazine? No idea; another DQ. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/222 "2014-02-15T23:49:25Z")
IQs: 1. Were you voiced by Ukulele Ike? 2. Did you coin the work “quark”? 3. Were you a princess who was defenestrated, and whose body was eaten by stray dogs? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/223 "2014-02-15T23:52:47Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > IQs: > > 1. Were you voiced by Ukulele Ike? > 2. Did you coin the work “quark”? > 3. Were you a princess who was defenestrated, and whose body was eaten by stray dogs? I think 1 is looking for Jiminy Cricket; if not, DQ for you. For 2, I’m not James Joyce. No idea for 3; take a DQ. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/224 "2014-02-16T00:03:55Z")
IQ1: Were you a general in the armies of Texas, the US and the Confederacy? IQ2: Were you another Confederate general with the same surname, but unrelated to that person? IQ3: Were you a Confederate general whom a submarine was named for? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/225 "2014-02-16T00:06:18Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > IQs: > > 1. Were you voiced by Ukulele Ike? > 2. Did you coin the work “quark”? > 3. Were you a princess who was defenestrated, and whose body was eaten by stray dogs? > [@Spoons](#): > > I think 1 is looking for Jiminy Cricket; if not, DQ for you. For 2, I’m not James Joyce. No idea for 3; take a DQ. Correct on 1 and 2. #3 is Jezebel as told in 1 & 2 Kings. DQ: Real? IQs: 1. Are you a Hebrew king noted for your leaping ability? 2. Did you chase Pixie and Dixie? 3. Did you write _Pilgrim’s Progress_? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/226 "2014-02-16T00:10:43Z")
> [@SCAdian](#): > > IQ1: Were you a general in the armies of Texas, the US and the Confederacy? > IQ2: Were you another Confederate general with the same surname, but unrelated to that person? > IQ3: Were you a Confederate general whom a submarine was named for? I’m pretty sure that J.E.B Stuart is the answer to one of those, but I have no idea which one. Three DQs. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/227 "2014-02-16T00:11:31Z")
DQ1: Real? DQ2: Male? DQ3: Living? My IQ answers were: Jarah Mariano Jayne Mansfield Jessica Gomes ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/228 "2014-02-16T00:13:29Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Correct on 1 and 2. #3 is Jezebel as told in 1 & 2 Kings. > DQ: Real? Yes. Summary for J: 1. Real. > [@](#): > > IQs: > > 1. Are you a Hebrew king noted for your leaping ability? > 2. Did you chase Pixie and Dixie? > 3. Did you write _Pilgrim’s Progress_? No idea on 1; another DQ. For 2, I’m not Mr. Jinks; and for 3, I’m not John Bunyan. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/229 "2014-02-16T00:15:01Z")
> [@etv78](#): > > DQ1: Real? > DQ2: Male? > DQ3: Living? Your 1 has been answered; take another DQ. Summary for J: 1. Real. 2. Male. 3. Not living. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/230 "2014-02-16T00:22:43Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > IQs: > > 1. Are you a Hebrew king noted for your leaping ability? > 2. Did you chase Pixie and Dixie? > 3. Did you write _Pilgrim’s Progress_? > [@Spoons](#): > > Yes. > No idea on 1; another DQ. For 2, I’m not Mr. Jinks; and for 3, I’m not John Bunyan. No idea on #1? Great jumpin’ Jehoshaphat! DQ: American? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/231 "2014-02-16T00:25:19Z")
IQs: 1. Did you write _Born Free_? 2. Are you married to Luke Cage? 3. Are you a teenage female figure skater who’s putting the Wow in the Olympics? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/232 "2014-02-16T00:25:30Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > No idea on #1? Great jumpin’ Jehoshaphat! :smack: > [@](#): > > DQ: American? Yes, American. Summary for J: 1. Real. 2. Male. 3. Not living. 4. American. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/233 "2014-02-16T00:28:30Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > IQs: > > 1. Did you write _Born Free_? > 2. Are you married to Luke Cage? > 3. Are you a teenage female figure skater who’s putting the Wow in the Olympics? For 1, I’m not Joy Adamson. Take DQs for 2 and 3. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/234 "2014-02-16T00:32:32Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > IQs: > > 1. Did you write _Born Free_? > 2. Are you married to Luke Cage? > 3. Are you a teenage female figure skater who’s putting the Wow in the Olympics? > [@Spoons](#): > > For 1, I’m not Joy Adamson. Take DQs for 2 and 3. #2 is Jessica “Jewel” Jones. #3 is Julia Lipnitskaia. DQs: 1. Last name starts with J? 2. In the Arts as we know and love them? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/235 "2014-02-16T00:35:38Z")
IQs: 1. Were you originally based largely on Conrad Veidt’s portrayal in _The Man Who Laughs_? 2. Did your daughter star in _Dirty Dancing_? 3. Were you portrayed in cartoon form on a famous album cover by R. Crumb? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/236 "2014-02-16T00:38:33Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > DQs: > > 1. Last name starts with J? > 2. In the Arts as we know and love them? Last name does not start with J. In the Arts. Summary for J: 1. Real. 2. Male. 3. Not living. 4. American. 5. Last name does not start with J. 6. In the Arts. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/237 "2014-02-16T00:42:02Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > IQs: > > 1. Were you originally based largely on Conrad Veidt’s portrayal in _The Man Who Laughs_? > 2. Did your daughter star in _Dirty Dancing_? > 3. Were you portrayed in cartoon form on a famous album cover by R. Crumb? No idea on 1; take a DQ. For 2, I’m not Joel Grey; and for 3, I’m not Janis Joplin. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/238 "2014-02-16T00:42:49Z")
DQ: From East of the Mississippi? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/239 "2014-02-16T00:43:03Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > IQs: > > 1. Were you originally based largely on Conrad Veidt’s portrayal in _The Man Who Laughs_? > 2. Did your daughter star in _Dirty Dancing_? > 3. Were you portrayed in cartoon form on a famous album cover by R. Crumb? > [@Spoons](#): > > No idea on 1; take a DQ. > > For 2, I’m not Joel Grey; and for 3, I’m not Janis Joplin. #1 was the Joker (from Detective Comics and Batman movies). DQ: In the performing arts? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/240 "2014-02-16T00:45:26Z")
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