# Botticelli, February 2014

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 2, 2014, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337 "2014-02-02T06:47:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/241 "2014-02-16T00:46:47Z")

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J it is.

IQs:

Were you told not to use a phone that you had every right to use?  
Were you Don Henley’s longtime sweetie, to whom he dedicated his first solo album?  
Did you once serve under a commanding officer named Garrovick?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/242 "2014-02-16T00:51:47Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> DQ: From East of the Mississippi?

Not from east of the Mississippi.

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> DQ: In the performing arts?

Yes, in the performing arts.

Summary for J:

1. Real.
2. Male.
3. Not living.
4. American.
5. Last name does not start with J.
6. In the Arts.
7. Not from east of the Mississippi.
8. In the performing arts.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/243 "2014-02-16T00:53:38Z")

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IQ: Are you an early proponent of the National Parks?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/244 "2014-02-16T00:58:45Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Were you a general in the armies of Texas, the US and the Confederacy?  
> IQ2: Were you another Confederate general with the same surname, but unrelated to that person?  
> IQ3: Were you a Confederate general whom a submarine was named for?

> [@Spoons](#):
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> I’m pretty sure that J.E.B Stuart is the answer to one of those, but I have no idea which one. Three DQs.

Albert Sidney Johnston.  
Joseph Eggleston Johnston.  
USS _Stonewall Jackson_ was one of the “41 for Freedom” boomers.  
DQ: From south of the Mason-Dixon Line?  
Two DQs reserved.  
IQ1: Were you an actor who held the rank of brigadier general in the USAF Reserve?  
IQ2: Did you sing about a boy who played the “Tennessee flat-top box”?  
IQ3: Did you sing about a mighty man named Sam McCord?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/245 "2014-02-16T00:59:56Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were you a VP who was drunk when he took the oath of office to succeed the President?
> 2. Do you have a dog named Zero?
> 3. Were you the man “who sounded the charge that took us safe to the rear”?

For 1, I’m not Andrew Johnson. Two DQs for 2 and 3.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Were you told not to use a phone that you had every right to use?  
> Were you Don Henley’s longtime sweetie, to whom he dedicated his first solo album?  
> Did you once serve under a commanding officer named Garrovick?

Three DQs.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/246 "2014-02-16T01:11:38Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Are you an early proponent of the National Parks?

Miss this?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/247 "2014-02-16T01:35:16Z")

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Previous IQs:

Were you told not to use a phone that you had every right to use? - John F. Kennedy, as a very young-looking legislator, was once told by a U.S. Capitol Police officer, “Those phones are for Congressmen, son.”  
Were you Don Henley’s longtime sweetie, to whom he dedicated his first solo album? - Actress Maren Jensen, best known as Athena in the original _Battlestar Galactica_: [http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--0qciebqgpU/ThzZtD-7wyI/AAAAAAAAPTw/ovVdfWjIZk0/s1600/MarenJensen\_Athena-3\_100.jpg](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--0qciebqgpU/ThzZtD-7wyI/AAAAAAAAPTw/ovVdfWjIZk0/s1600/MarenJensen_Athena-3_100.jpg)  
Did you once serve under a commanding officer named Garrovick? - James T. Kirk, when he was aboard the USS _Farragut_.

DQs:

Born north of the Mason-Dixon Line?  
Died since 1950?  
Would you have to see his performance to fully appreciate it?

IQs:

Were you a small reptile who was a singer’s chum?  
Did a dog and a cat look at you and do nothing to help when you got in trouble?  
Did JFK always particularly appreciate your memos?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/248 "2014-02-16T01:37:02Z")

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EH- You may want to change your 1st DQ, its converse was already asked.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/249 "2014-02-16T01:42:22Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Are you an early proponent of the National Parks?

> [@etv78](#):
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> Miss this?

Patience, young Grasshopper. I was called away.

No idea who was an early proponent of the (I assume US) National Parks. DQ for you.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/250 "2014-02-16T01:47:30Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> DQ: From south of the Mason-Dixon Line?  
> Two DQs reserved.

Not from south of the Mason-Dixon line.

Summary for J:

1. Real.
2. Male.
3. Not living.
4. American.
5. Last name does not start with J.
6. In the Arts.
7. Not from east of the Mississippi.
8. In the performing arts.
9. Not from south of the Mason-Dixon line.

> [@](#):
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> IQ1: Were you an actor who held the rank of brigadier general in the USAF Reserve?  
> IQ2: Did you sing about a boy who played the “Tennessee flat-top box”?  
> IQ3: Did you sing about a mighty man named Sam McCord?

No idea on 1; DQ for you.

For 2, Johnny Cash comes to mind; and for 3, I’ll guess Johnny Horton. Unsure on both, so DQs if I’m wrong.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/251 "2014-02-16T01:49:42Z")

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That was John Muir.

DQ: Award winner?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/252 "2014-02-16T01:55:37Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> DQs:
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> Born north of the Mason-Dixon Line?  
> Died since 1950?  
> Would you have to see his performance to fully appreciate it?

As **etv** pointed out, your DQ1 has already been asked and answered. Ask another.

Died since 1950.

Your DQ3 puzzles me. The short answer, I suppose, is “yes,” and we can go with that for now; but if you’d like to rephrase for clarity, I can give you a more definite answer.

Summary for J:

1. Real.
2. Male.
3. Not living.
4. American.
5. Last name does not start with J.
6. In the Arts.
7. Not from east of the Mississippi.
8. In the performing arts.
9. Not from south of the Mason-Dixon line.
10. Died since 1950.
11. Yes, you would you have to see his performance to fully appreciate it.

> [@](#):
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> IQs:
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> Were you a small reptile who was a singer’s chum?  
> Did a dog and a cat look at you and do nothing to help when you got in trouble?  
> Did JFK always particularly appreciate your memos?

Three DQs. I know we’ve had the JFK one recently, but I just cannot remember the person in question.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/253 "2014-02-16T01:58:11Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> DQ: Award winner?

Yes, award winner.

Summary for J:

1. Real.
2. Male.
3. Not living.
4. American.
5. Last name does not start with J.
6. In the Arts.
7. Not from east of the Mississippi.
8. In the performing arts.
9. Not from south of the Mason-Dixon line.
10. Died since 1950.
11. Yes, you would you have to see his performance to fully appreciate it.
12. Award winner.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/254 "2014-02-16T02:13:03Z")

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IQ: Was he a sausage purveyor?  
IQ2: Was a famously bisexual actor who perished in a car named for an arachnid?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/255 "2014-02-16T02:13:07Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Were you an actor who held the rank of brigadier general in the USAF Reserve?  
> IQ2: Did you sing about a boy who played the “Tennessee flat-top box”?  
> IQ3: Did you sing about a mighty man named Sam McCord?

> [@Spoons](#):
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> No idea on 1; DQ for you.
> 
> For 2, Johnny Cash comes to mind; and for 3, I’ll guess Johnny Horton. Unsure on both, so DQs if I’m wrong.

Jimmy Stewart.  
Correct on Johnny Cash (“Tennessee Flat Top Box” - I actually prefer his daughter Roseann’s version).  
Correct on Johnny Horton (“North to Alaska”).  
DQ1: Known for work in movies/TV?  
DQ2: Died after 2000?  
One DQ reserved.  
IQ1: Did you, your daughter, your mother-in-law and a cousin move to California?  
IQ2: Are you that cousin?  
IQ3: Were you the leader of the attacking army at Ai?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/256 "2014-02-16T02:18:12Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Does he share his name with a sausage purveyor?  
> IQ2: Was a famously bisexual actor who perished in a car named for an arachnid?

I’m neither Jimmy Dean of sausage fame, nor actor James Dean.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/257 "2014-02-16T02:21:12Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> DQ1: Known for work in movies/TV?  
> DQ2: Died after 2000?  
> One DQ reserved.

Yes, known for work in movies/TV.  
Yes, died after 2000.

Summary for J:

1. Real.
2. Male.
3. Not living.
4. American.
5. Last name does not start with J.
6. In the Arts.
7. Not from east of the Mississippi.
8. In the performing arts.
9. Not from south of the Mason-Dixon line.
10. Died since 1950.
11. Yes, you would you have to see his performance to fully appreciate it.
12. Award winner.
13. Known for work in movies/TV.
14. Died after 2000.

> [@](#):
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> IQ1: Did you, your daughter, your mother-in-law and a cousin move to California?  
> IQ2: Are you that cousin?  
> IQ3: Were you the leader of the attacking army at Ai?

I’m neither Jed Clampett nor Jethro Bodine. Take a DQ for 3.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/258 "2014-02-16T02:24:58Z")

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IQ: Were you married to Lovie, while also known as a blind man who narrowly avoids disaster?

IQ2: Did you famously have cardiac issues of omission?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/259 "2014-02-16T02:35:37Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Were you married to Lovie, while also known as a blind man who narrowly avoids disaster?
> 
> IQ2: Did you famously have cardiac issues of omission?

Two DQs.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/260 "2014-02-16T02:40:56Z")

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Those were:

Jim Backus  
Jack Haley

DQ1: Leading man?  
DQ2: Independently famous SO?

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