# Botticelli, February 2014

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 2, 2014, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337 "2014-02-02T06:47:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/261 "2014-02-16T02:44:43Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> DQ1: Leading man?  
> DQ2: Famous SO?

I suppose you could call him a leading man.  
No famous SO.

Summary for J:

1. Real.
2. Male.
3. Not living.
4. American.
5. Last name does not start with J.
6. In the Arts.
7. Not from east of the Mississippi.
8. In the performing arts.
9. Not from south of the Mason-Dixon line.
10. Died since 1950.
11. Yes, you would you have to see his performance to fully appreciate it.
12. Award winner.
13. Known for work in movies/TV.
14. Died after 2000.
15. I suppose you could call him a leading man.
16. No famous SO.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/262 "2014-02-16T02:48:53Z")

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:sidetalk: What states could that be? I’m thinking Pacific Northwest, Idaho, Montana.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/263 "2014-02-16T02:59:27Z")

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IQ: Did James Garner and David Spade join your show after your untimely death?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/264 "2014-02-16T03:07:41Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Did James Garner and David Spade join your show after your untimely death?

I’m not John Ritter.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/265 "2014-02-16T03:11:48Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> :sidetalk: What states could that be? I’m thinking Pacific Northwest, Idaho, Montana.

WA, OR, ID, MT, WY, ND, SD, MN, IA, most if not all of NE, and the northern parts of MO, CO, UT, NV and CA.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/266 "2014-02-16T03:28:06Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were you a VP who was drunk when he took the oath of office to succeed the President?
> 2. Do you have a dog named Zero?
> 3. Were you the man “who sounded the charge that took us safe to the rear”?

> [@Spoons](#):
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> For 1, I’m not Andrew Johnson. Two DQs for 2 and 3.

Right on Johnson. #2 was Jack Skellington from _Nightmare Before Christmas_. #3 was Jubilation T. Cornpone from the musical _Li’l Abner_.

Let’s see now… It’s been a busy night…

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/267 "2014-02-16T03:28:46Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Did you, your daughter, your mother-in-law and a cousin move to California?  
> IQ2: Are you that cousin?  
> IQ3: Were you the leader of the attacking army at Ai?

> [@Spoons](#):
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> I’m neither Jed Clampett nor Jethro Bodine. Take a DQ for 3.

Correct on Jed and Jethro.  
Joshua, having fit de Battle of Jericho, made Ai his next target.  
DQ1: Born in or after 1970?  
DQ2: Known primarily for TV (as opposed to primarily for film, or equally for both)?  
IQ1: Did Mel Gibson shoot your luggage?  
IQ2: Did you, two friends and a dog go for a boat ride?  
IQ3: Did you associate with Race, Hadji and Bandit?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/268 "2014-02-16T03:32:08Z")

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DQ1: Famous for one particular role?  
DQ2: Died after 2000?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/269 "2014-02-16T03:40:13Z")

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Prof-Your 2nd is already answered.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/270 "2014-02-16T03:43:25Z")

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Ah, so it is. It’s late, I’m ill. Oh, well.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/271 "2014-02-16T03:56:53Z")

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I’ll deal with the DQs first.

> [@SCAdian](#):
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> DQ1: Born in or after 1970?  
> DQ2: Known primarily for TV (as opposed to primarily for film, or equally for both)?

Not born in or after 1970.  
Known primarily for TV.

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> DQ1: Famous for one particular role?  
> DQ2: Died after 2000?

Famous for one role.  
Your second question has been asked and answered. Ask another.

1. Real.
2. Male.
3. Not living.
4. American.
5. Last name does not start with J.
6. In the Arts.
7. Not from east of the Mississippi.
8. In the performing arts.
9. Not from south of the Mason-Dixon line.
10. Died since 1950.
11. Yes, you would you have to see his performance to fully appreciate it.
12. Award winner.
13. Known for work in movies/TV.
14. Died after 2000.
15. I suppose you could call him a leading man.
16. No famous SO.
17. Not born in or after 1970.
18. Known primarily for TV.
19. Famous for one role.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/272 "2014-02-16T03:58:20Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Did Mel Gibson shoot your luggage?  
> IQ2: Did you, two friends and a dog go for a boat ride?  
> IQ3: Did you associate with Race, Hadji and Bandit?

No idea on 1 and 2. For 3, I’m not Jonny Quest.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/273 "2014-02-16T03:58:25Z")

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IQ: Did your daughter have a problem finding a parking spot?

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**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/274 "2014-02-16T04:02:51Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Did your daughter have a problem finding a parking spot?

No idea. Take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/275 "2014-02-16T04:04:46Z")

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I was going for James Gandolfini.

DQ: Did the show air on broadcast TV? (as opposed to cable)

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**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/276 "2014-02-16T04:07:14Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Did Mel Gibson shoot your luggage?  
> IQ2: Did you, two friends and a dog go for a boat ride?  
> IQ3: Did you associate with Race, Hadji and Bandit?

> [@Spoons](#):
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> No idea on 1 and 2. For 3, I’m not Jonny Quest.

James Coburn (in _Payback_).  
Jerome K Jerome (_Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog)_).  
Correct on Jonny Quest.  
Two DQs reserved.  
IQ: Did you star in a western opposite Amanda Blake?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/277 "2014-02-16T04:12:53Z")

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IQs:

1. Were you Charlie on _Charlie’s Angels_?
2. Were you a supporting actor on _Fresh Prince of Bel Air_?
3. Did you star with Jack Lord on _Hawaii 5-O?_

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/278 "2014-02-16T04:17:09Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> DQ: Did the show air on broadcast TV? (as opposed to cable)

The show aired on broadcast TV.

Summary for J:

1. Real.
2. Male.
3. Not living.
4. American.
5. Last name does not start with J.
6. In the Arts.
7. Not from east of the Mississippi.
8. In the performing arts.
9. Not from south of the Mason-Dixon line.
10. Died since 1950.
11. Yes, you would you have to see his performance to fully appreciate it.
12. Award winner.
13. Known for work in movies/TV.
14. Died after 2000.
15. I suppose you could call him a leading man.
16. No famous SO.
17. Not born in or after 1970.
18. Known primarily for TV.
19. Famous for one role.
20. The show aired on broadcast TV.

That brings us to 20 DQs. Think it over, and we’ll move to the Firstname Lastname phase.

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**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/279 "2014-02-16T04:21:37Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ: Did you star in a western opposite Amanda Blake?

I’m not James Arness.

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were you Charlie on _Charlie’s Angels_?
> 2. Were you a supporting actor on _Fresh Prince of Bel Air_?
> 3. Did you star with Jack Lord on _Hawaii 5-O?_

For 1, I’m not John Forsythe. For 2, I’m neither James Avery nor DJ Jazzy Jeff–unsure which of those you’re looking for. No idea on 3.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/280 "2014-02-16T04:32:18Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Were you Charlie on _Charlie’s Angels_?
> 2. Were you a supporting actor on _Fresh Prince of Bel Air_?
> 3. Did you star with Jack Lord on _Hawaii 5-O?_

> [@Spoons](#):
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> For 1, I’m not John Forsythe. For 2, I’m neither James Avery nor DJ Jazzy Jeff–unsure which of those you’re looking for. No idea on 3.

Right on 1. 2 was Avery. 3 was James MacArthur.

Thinking some more…

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