# Botticelli, February 2014

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 2, 2014, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337 "2014-02-02T06:47:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 18

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**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/341 "2014-02-18T01:38:12Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Were you known for your lack of diction?

I am not … Elmer Fudd?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/342 "2014-02-18T01:43:33Z")

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That’s Eliza Doolittle

DQ: From TV?

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**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/343 "2014-02-18T01:45:13Z")

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Kicking myself on that one.

My initial letter is E and  
1: I am not real  
2: I am not American  
3: I am not male.  
4: If I was real I would not be alive today  
5: My date of birth is indeterminate, but could conceivably have been around 1900.  
6: I am not from literature  
7: I could be considered a protagonist  
8: I am European  
9: I first appeared after 190. Because I’m feeling generous, I’ll tell you I also appeared after 1900  
10: E is the initial letter of my first name  
11: I am British  
12: I did not first appear in a movie  
13: I first appeared after 1950  
14: I am not from TV

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/344 "2014-02-18T02:12:48Z")

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IQ: Do you keep your face in a jar by the door?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/345 "2014-02-18T02:17:53Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Were you an Acadian woman who searched for her lost love?  
> IQ2: Were you a co-star with Rupert and Daniel?  
> IQ3: Were you turned into a dragon?

> [@fanganga](#):
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> Pass on all 3

Evangeline (in the poem by whatshisface).  
Emma Watson (in the Harry Potter movies).  
Eustace Scrubb (in The Voyage of the Dawn Treader).  
Originally from a radio programme?  
Two DQs reserved.  
IQ1: Were you John Steed’s partner?  
IQ2: Are you York’s daughter?  
IQ3: Were you Haman’s nemesis?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/346 "2014-02-18T02:21:46Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> DQ3: first appeared after 190?

> [@fanganga](#):
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> 9: I first appeared after 190. Because I’m feeling generous, I’ll tell you I also appeared after 1900

[Expletive deleted] keyboard…

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/347 "2014-02-18T04:45:21Z")

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Previous IQs:

Did you jokingly warn Noel Coward, “They count them before they put them away at night”? - Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother, who noticed him eyeing a handsome soldier.  
Did soldiers cheer you in _Breaker Morant_? - Not Ike, but King Edward VII.  
Do some credit you with the introduction of an extra central brake light on American-made cars beginning in the 1980s? - Elizabeth Dole, at the time U.S. Secretary of Transportation.

DQs:

First appeared in musical lyrics?

Two DQs reserved.

IQs:

Do you play Tauriel in a recent movie?  
Did Mr. Peabody and his boy visit you?  
Are you Charlie Sheen’s brother?

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**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/348 "2014-02-18T12:46:34Z")

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I’m not doing too well on the IQs - passes on all of them, but the DQs are now irrelevant as the Prof has it. I do indeed keep my face in a jar by the door, as I am **Elanor Rigby** from the Beatles song of the same name. Congratulations, Prof.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/349 "2014-02-18T14:00:13Z")

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Well, not TV, movie or literature brought song lyrics to mind. And she’s dead and first name start’s with an E, it just clicked.  
And now, I am P!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/350 "2014-02-18T14:51:33Z")

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Way to go, **Prof. P**.!

Nitpick, **fanganga** : It’s “Eleanor” Rigby. I don’t know of any Elanors other than Samwise’s daughter.

Previous IQs:

Do you play Tauriel in a recent movie? - Evangeline Lilly, in _The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug_.  
Did Mr. Peabody and his boy visit you? - Edgar Allan Poe.  
Are you Charlie Sheen’s brother? - Emilio Estevez.

New IQs:

Were you a Pittsburgh Pirates star of the late Seventies who was often compared to Yosemite Sam?  
Were you a power hitter of the same team in that era?  
Were you Brett’s best friend on the USCSS _Nostromo_?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/351 "2014-02-18T14:53:14Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> New IQs:
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> Were you a Pittsburgh Pirates star of the late Seventies who was often compared to Yosemite Sam?  
> Were you a power hitter of the same team in that era?  
> Were you Brett’s best friend on the USCSS _Nostromo_?

Take DQs for #1 and #2. I’m not Parker.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/352 "2014-02-18T15:43:20Z")

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Phil Garner and Dave Parker. Correct as to Parker, chief engineer of the _Nostromo_.

DQs:

Real?  
Male?

IQs:

Did you play the Customs agent who interrogated Verbal Kint in _The Usual Suspects_?  
Were you the star of _The Lightning Thief_?  
Were you that person’s dad?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/353 "2014-02-18T15:52:57Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Female

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/354 "2014-02-18T15:53:59Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Did you play the Customs agent who interrogated Verbal Kint in _The Usual Suspects_?  
> Were you the star of _The Lightning Thief_?  
> Were you that person’s dad?

Take a DQ for #1.  
I am not Percy Jackson, and I am not Poseidon. (I’ve been reading the series to my grandson at night for years. He loves the books.)

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/355 "2014-02-18T15:57:18Z")

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IQ: Are you bff with Salma Hayek?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/356 "2014-02-18T15:59:16Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Are you bff with Salma Hayek?

Take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/357 "2014-02-18T16:11:41Z")

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IQs:

Did you play the Customs agent who interrogated Verbal Kint in _The Usual Suspects_? - This was Chazz Palminteri (sp?).  
Were you the star of _The Lightning Thief_? - Yes, Percy Jackson.  
Were you that person’s dad? - Of course, yes, Poseidon.

DQ:

Living?

IQs:

Are you First Speaker of the Second Foundation?  
Were you Telemachus’s mom?  
Did you play a vagabond, a florist and a chaffeur/fixer?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/358 "2014-02-18T16:43:49Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Female
3. Dead

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/359 "2014-02-18T16:45:58Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Are you First Speaker of the Second Foundation?  
> Were you Telemachus’s mom?  
> Did you play a vagabond, a florist and a chaffeur/fixer?

It’s been too long since I read my Asimov, take a DQ for #1.  
I’m not Penelope.  
Take a DQ for #3 as well.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/360 "2014-02-18T17:20:20Z")

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Previous IQs:

Are you First Speaker of the Second Foundation? - Preem Palver.  
Were you Telemachus’s mom? - Yes, Penelope.  
Did you play a vagabond, a florist and a chaffeur/fixer? - Pete Postelthwaite, in _James and the Giant Peach, The Town_ and _The Usual Suspects_.

DQs:

American?  
Last name start with P?

IQs:

Did Jack Bauer do his best to protect you?  
Did you flirt with a secretary played by Elizabeth Banks?  
Did you fight aboard both the _Lawrence_ and the _Niagara_?

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