# Botticelli, February 2014

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 2, 2014, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337 "2014-02-02T06:47:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/81 "2014-02-06T18:03:00Z")

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IQ1: Did a film adaptation of the work in which you appeared have a mis-spelling of your name as its title?  
IQ2: Did you say greed was good?  
IQ3: Did you oppose Ming the Merciless?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/82 "2014-02-06T18:36:24Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> DQs:
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> Male?  
> Last name start with G?

Yes, male.  
Last name starts with G.

Summary for G:

1. Not real.
2. Male.
3. Last name starts with G.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/83 "2014-02-06T18:38:49Z")

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IQ: Did you hate spunk?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/84 "2014-02-06T18:46:25Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Did the mayor of Chicago threaten to punch you in the snoot if you ever visited his city?  
> IQ2: Are you buried at your home on the island of Caprera?  
> IQ3: Were you a brevet major general whose brother was awarded the Medal of Honor twice?

No idea on 1 and 3. For 2, I’m not Giuseppe Garibaldi.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> Does a statue of you stand in Times Square?  
> Were you beloved by a young female secret agent?  
> Did JFK particularly appreciate your memos?

For 1, I’m not George M. Cohan. Take two DQs for 2 and 3.

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you, for all practical purposes, invent moveable type printing?
> 2. Were you Goldie Hawn’s character in _Foul Play_?
> 3. Was the song _So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright_ actually about you?

For 1, I’m not Johannes Gutenberg; for 3, I’m not Art Garfunkel. Take a DQ for 2.

> [@fanganga](#):
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> IQ1: Did a film adaptation of the work in which you appeared have a mis-spelling of your name as its title?  
> IQ2: Did you say greed was good?  
> IQ3: Did you oppose Ming the Merciless?

No idea for 1; take a DQ. For 2, I’m not Gordon Gekko; and for 3, I’m not Flash Gordon.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/85 "2014-02-06T18:48:09Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Did you hate spunk?

I’m not Lou Grant.

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**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/86 "2014-02-06T19:07:20Z")

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> [@fanganga](#):
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> IQ1: Did a film adaptation of the work in which you appeared have a mis-spelling of your name as its title?  
> IQ2: Did you say greed was good?  
> IQ3: Did you oppose Ming the Merciless?

Correct on Gordon Gecko and Flash Gordon. The first was inspired by an earlier question, and the inspiration for the triumvirate of Gordons - **Charlie Gordon** , from _Flowers for Algernon_ and its film adaptation, _CHARLY_

DQ: Were you created in the twentieth century?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/87 "2014-02-06T19:14:15Z")

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Previous IQs:

Does a statue of you stand in Times Square? - Yes, George M. Cohan.  
Were you beloved by a young female secret agent? - Ole Golly was the nanny to the title character of _Harriet the Spy_.  
Did JFK particularly appreciate your memos? - Economist and then-U.S. ambassador to India John Kenneth Galbraith.

DQs:

American?  
Generally considered a “good guy”?

IQs:

Did you invent Dungeons & Dragons?  
Was your creator unsure of whether or not you had been reincarnated?  
Were you Tom Bombadil’s sweetie?

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**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/88 "2014-02-06T19:15:16Z")

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IQ1: Did you hold an officer’s rank in a chickenshit outfit?  
IQ2: Are you responsible for the batsignal?  
IQ3: Did you encourage captains of industry to withdraw from society?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/89 "2014-02-06T19:22:49Z")

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> [@fanganga](#):
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> DQ: Were you created in the twentieth century?

Yes, created in the twentieth century.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> DQs:
> 
> American?  
> Generally considered a “good guy”?

American, and generally considered a good guy.

Summary for G:

1. Not real.
2. Male.
3. Last name starts with G.
4. Created in the twentieth century.
5. American.
6. Generally considered a good guy.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/90 "2014-02-06T19:27:46Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Did you invent Dungeons & Dragons?  
> Was your creator unsure of whether or not you had been reincarnated?  
> Were you Tom Bombadil’s sweetie?

For 1, I’m not Gary Gygax. No idea on 2 and 3; take two DQs.

> [@fanganga](#):
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> IQ1: Did you hold an officer’s rank in a chickenshit outfit?  
> IQ2: Are you responsible for the batsignal?  
> IQ3: Did you encourage captains of industry to withdraw from society?

For 2, I’m not Commissioner Gordon. For 1 and 3, I have no idea–take two DQs.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/91 "2014-02-06T19:56:59Z")

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> [@](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you, for all practical purposes, invent moveable type printing?
> 2. Were you Goldie Hawn’s character in Foul Play?
> 3. Was the song So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright actually about you?
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> For 1, I’m not Johannes Gutenberg; for 3, I’m not Art Garfunkel. Take a DQ for 2.

#2 was Gloria Mundi.

DQ: From literature?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/92 "2014-02-06T19:59:33Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> DQ: From literature?

Not from literature.

Summary for G:

1. Not real.
2. Male.
3. Last name starts with G.
4. Created in the twentieth century.
5. American.
6. Generally considered a good guy.
7. Not from literature.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/93 "2014-02-06T20:00:05Z")

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IQs:

1. Were you the 3rd Prime Minister of India?
2. Were you the 2nd President of Egypt?
3. Were you marooned by your pirate crewmates?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/94 "2014-02-06T20:09:06Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were you the 3rd Prime Minister of India?
> 2. Were you the 2nd President of Egypt?
> 3. Were you marooned by your pirate crewmates?

For 1, I’ll take a guess at Indira Gandhi; and for 2, I’ll try Gamel Abdul Nasser. DQ for 3, and also for the others if they are wrong.

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**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/95 "2014-02-06T21:29:17Z")

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> [@fanganga](#):
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> IQ1: Did you hold an officer’s rank in a chickenshit outfit?  
> IQ2: Are you responsible for the batsignal?  
> IQ3: Did you encourage captains of industry to withdraw from society?

1: Lieutenant William Gorman, of the Colonial Marines - from Aliens  
2: As you say, Gotham City Police Commissioner Jim Gordon  
3: John Galt, from Atlas Shrugged.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/96 "2014-02-06T21:35:22Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> #2 was Gloria Mundi…

Did she barf in buses? “Sick transit Gloria Mundi.”

Previous IQs:

Did you invent Dungeons & Dragons? - Yes, Gary Gygax.  
Was your creator unsure of whether or not you had been reincarnated? - Tolkien had his doubts about Glorfindel.  
Were you Tom Bombadil’s sweetie? - Goldberry. How she put up with his idiotic “poetry” I’ll never know.

DQs:

First appeared on TV?  
Would still be alive today, if real?

IQs:

Did you sing “We Shall Be Free?” in a cowboy hat?  
Were you an unusual alien prostitute?  
Were you the victor of the Battle of Gettysburg?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/97 "2014-02-06T21:40:29Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were you the 3rd Prime Minister of India?
> 2. Were you the 2nd President of Egypt?
> 3. Were you marooned by your pirate crewmates?

> [@Spoons](#):
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> For 1, I’ll take a guess at Indira Gandhi; and for 2, I’ll try Gamel Abdul Nasser. DQ for 3, and also for the others if they are wrong.

Right on 1 and 2. #3 was _Treasure Island_’s Ben Gunn.

I’ll wait on the DQ.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/98 "2014-02-06T21:51:02Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Did she barf in buses? “Sick transit Gloria Mundi.”

Groan!

> [@](#):
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> DQs:
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> First appeared on TV?  
> Would still be alive today, if real?

Did not first appear on TV.  
If real, would still be alive today.

Summary for G:

1. Not real.
2. Male.
3. Last name starts with G.
4. Created in the twentieth century.
5. American.
6. Generally considered a good guy.
7. Not from literature.
8. Did not first appear on TV.
9. If real, would still be alive today.

> [@](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> Did you sing “We Shall Be Free?” in a cowboy hat?  
> Were you an unusual alien prostitute?  
> Were you the victor of the Battle of Gettysburg?

For 1, I’m not Garth Brooks. For 3, I’ll guess at George Meade (take a DQ if I’m wrong).

For 2, all I can think of is the three-breasted prostitute in _Total Recall_, but I cannot remember her name. DQ for you.

ETA: Aside to the **Professor** : :smack: I should have known Ben Gunn! I read that book years ago, and quite enjoyed it.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/99 "2014-02-06T22:02:52Z")

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Oops!

Just realized that I’ll have to change the answer to number 7: “Originally appeared in a little-known work of literature, but better known in another medium.”

Summary for G:

1. Not real.
2. Male.
3. Last name starts with G.
4. Created in the twentieth century.
5. American.
6. Generally considered a good guy.
7. Originally appeared in a little-known work of literature, but better known in another medium.
8. Did not first appear on TV.
9. If real, would still be alive today.

Sorry about that folks–hope I caught the error before too much damage was done.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2014/680337/100 "2014-02-06T22:20:51Z")

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DQ: Best known from a movie or movies?

IQs:

1. Were you the amazing, amusing wizard of _Bored of the Rings_?
2. Were you Larry Niven’s character with a psychic arm?
3. Did you get stuck on an island with Mary Ann and Skipper?

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