# Botticelli - February 2026

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2026/1027466>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 7, 2026, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2026/1027466 "2026-02-07T12:51:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2026, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2026/1027466/81 "2026-02-17T13:53:16Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Did you lose the Battle of Saratoga?  
> Did you lose the Battle of Fredericksburg?  
> Did you lose the Battle of Franklin?

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs
> 
> 1. Did you star in _The Rose_?
> 2. Did you star in _What’s Up, Doc?_
> 3. Did you star in _I Dream of Jeannie ?_

I am not Ambrose Burnside or Barbara Eden, but I am indeed **Barbra Streisand**! Chosen solely because I went to a surprise 35mm movie screening last Friday, which turned out to be _What’s Up Doc_.

Next game goes to the Prof.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2026, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2026/1027466/82 "2026-02-17T15:15:10Z")

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What a coinky-dink!

I am…

# G!

Oh, and Bette Midler was in _The Rose_.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2026, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2026/1027466/83 "2026-02-17T15:21:05Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> . I am not Bette Davis.  
> 2. I am not Baby Jane Hudson.  
> 3. I am not Blanche Hudson.

A sweep!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2026, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2026/1027466/84 "2026-02-17T15:23:53Z")

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And props to The Professor!

IQs:

1. Are you a longtime TV sports reporter?
2. Are you his brother?
3. Are you Homer’s drinking buddy?

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2026, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2026/1027466/85 "2026-02-17T15:48:24Z")

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Good one, Prof!

IQs:

1. Were you the victor at the battle of Mill Spring?
2. Did you, without orders, reinforce #1 at the battle of Chickamauga?
3. Did you avoid a decisive battle in the Mine Run campaign?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2026, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2026/1027466/86 "2026-02-17T16:11:26Z")

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> [@knoodler](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Are you a longtime TV sports reporter?
> 2. Are you his brother?
> 3. Are you Homer’s drinking buddy?

I am not Bryan Gumble.  
I am not Billy Bob Gumble.  
I am not Gus??

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2026, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2026/1027466/87 "2026-02-17T16:12:44Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were you the victor at the battle of Mill Spring?
> 2. Did you, without orders, reinforce #1 at the battle of Chickamauga?
> 3. Did you avoid a decisive battle in the Mine Run campaign?

1. I am not George Washington?
2. I am not George Rogers Clark?
3. I am not George McClellan?

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2026, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2026/1027466/88 "2026-02-17T17:12:23Z")

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All good guesses, but:

#1 was MGen George H. Thomas  
#2 was MGen Gordon Granger  
#3 was MGen George Gordon Meade, the hero of Gettysburg

DQs:

Real?  
Female?  
First name starts with G?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2026, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2026/1027466/89 "2026-02-17T18:48:42Z")

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DQs

1. Real
2. Male
3. First name starts with G

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2026, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2026/1027466/90 "2026-02-17T19:35:51Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> > [@knoodler](#):
> >
> > 1. Are you a longtime TV sports reporter?
> > 2. Are you his brother?
> > 3. Are you Homer’s drinking buddy?
> 
> I am not Bryan Gumble.  
> I am not Billy Bob Gumble.  
> I am not Gus??

Bryan_t_ Gumbel  
Greg Gumbel  
Barney Gumble

Gumbel/Gumbel x3!

DQs:

Living?  
American?  
Known for Arts?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2026, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2026/1027466/91 "2026-02-17T19:40:25Z")

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Well done, **Prof. P.**!

_What’s Up, Doc?_ is one of my favorite Seventies comedies, **DLR** , and Bab’s very good in it. Hope you enjoyed it, too!

Previous IQs:

Did you lose the Battle of Saratoga? - Gen. John Burgoyne  
Did you lose the Battle of Fredericksburg? - Yes, Gen. Ambrose Burnside  
Did you lose the Battle of Franklin? - Gen. John Bell Hood

On to G.

IQs:

Has a Ladies’ Association long owned and maintained your famous home?  
Were you Mr. Darcy’s naive little sister?  
Did you serve in the Truman Cabinet as both SECSTATE and SECDEF?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2026, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2026/1027466/92 "2026-02-17T19:50:10Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Has a Ladies’ Association long owned and maintained your famous home?  
> Were you Mr. Darcy’s naive little sister?  
> Did you serve in the Truman Cabinet as both SECSTATE and SECDEF?

1. I am not George Washington.
2. Take 2 DQs.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2026, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2026/1027466/93 "2026-02-17T19:51:16Z")

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DQs

1. Real
2. Male
3. First name begins with G
4. Dead
5. American
6. Known for the Arts

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2026, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2026/1027466/94 "2026-02-17T19:56:12Z")

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IQs:

1. Were you the King of Uruk?
2. Were you directly descended from Joseph, with a land named for you?
3. Are you the legendary enemy of Beowulf?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2026, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2026/1027466/95 "2026-02-17T20:00:04Z")

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Previous IQs:

Has a Ladies’ Association long owned and maintained your famous home? - Yes, [George Washington](https://www.mountvernon.org/preservation/mount-vernon-ladies-association/early-history/birth-of-the-mount-vernon-ladies-association)  
Were you Mr. Darcy’s naive little sister? - Georgiana, in Jane Austen’s _Pride and Prejudice_  
Did you serve in the Truman Cabinet as both SECSTATE and SECDEF? - George Marshall

Georg[] x3!

DQs:

Best known for the performing arts?  
Born after 1950?

IQs:

Did you portray baseball star Chico Escuela?  
Were you captain of the USS _Enterprise_, NCC-1701-C?  
Were you a gunslinger with a three-letter first name that didn’t start with G?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2026, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2026/1027466/96 "2026-02-18T02:19:18Z")

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[quote=“Prof.Pepperwinkle, post:93, topic:1027466, full:true”]  
DQs

1. Real
2. Male
3. First name begins with G
4. Dead
5. American
6. Known for the Arts
7. Not known for the performing arts
8. Born before 1950

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2026, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2026/1027466/97 "2026-02-18T02:22:42Z")

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> [@knoodler](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Were you the King of Uruk?
> 2. Were you directly descended from Joseph, with a land named for you?
> 3. Are you the legendary enemy of Beowulf?

1. Take a DQ.
2. I am not Gad?
3. I am not Grendel.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> Did you portray baseball star Chico Escuela?  
> Were you captain of the USS _Enterprise_, NCC-1701-C?  
> Were you a gunslinger with a three-letter first name that didn’t start with G?

1. Take a DQ.
2. I am not George Takei.
3. I am not Pat Garrett.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2026, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2026/1027466/98 "2026-02-18T02:25:39Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
>
> > [@knoodler](#):
> >
> > 1. Were you the King of Uruk?
> > 2. Were you directly descended from Joseph, with a land named for you?
> > 3. Are you the legendary enemy of Beowulf?
> 
> 1. Take a DQ.
> 2. I am not Gad?
> 3. I am not Grendel.

1. Gilgamesh
2. Gilead (but Gad also fits, so you are correct)
3. Correct

DQ: Born before 1900?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2026, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2026/1027466/99 "2026-02-18T02:28:21Z")

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DQs

1. Real
2. Male
3. First name begins with G
4. Dead
5. American
6. Known for the Arts
7. Not known for the performing arts
8. Born before 1950
9. Born before 1900

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2026, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-february-2026/1027466/100 "2026-02-18T02:52:10Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you play the lead in a drama that pioneered the use of rock and roll music as a soundtrack?
2. Are you a solo artist most associated with the _Miami Vice_ TV soundtrack?
3. Was your last single a duet with Eric Clapton?

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