# Botticelli Game #35

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-game-35/457282>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 21, 2008, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-game-35/457282 "2008-07-21T18:15:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-game-35/457282/41 "2008-07-22T18:36:01Z")

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I’m stumped on the Canadian astronaut, the baseball player and the philanderer killed by a jealous husband.

Kid A gets two DQ’s.

Biffy gets one.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-game-35/457282/42 "2008-07-22T18:38:22Z")

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**Matty Groves** was killed by Lord Donald, Arlen, Arnold, or Bernard, depending on which version of the ballad you know.

Are you a character on a television series?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-game-35/457282/43 "2008-07-22T19:16:13Z")

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Have you ever called a cop “sugartits”?

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**Author:** ![Kid\_A\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Kid\_A\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_A_1)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-game-35/457282/44 "2008-07-22T19:19:56Z")

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Marcus Giles (Played with his brother Brian in San Diego)  
Marc Garneau (Astronaut)

DQ1: Are you an adult (18+)?  
DQ2: Were you created after 1980?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-game-35/457282/45 "2008-07-22T19:32:00Z")

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Are you a top-scoring, Slovak-born hockey player now in the U.S.?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-game-35/457282/46 "2008-07-22T23:19:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Biffy the Elephant Shrew]  
**Matty Groves** was killed by Lord Donald, Arlen, Arnold, or Bernard, depending on which version of the ballad you know.

Are you a character on a television series?  
[/QUOTE]

Yes, I have been a character on a TV show  
**SUMMARY:**  
Fictional  
Male  
Created after 1950  
Created by an American  
Was not created for the printed page  
Did not make debut in a movie  
Has never died  
A “good guy”/sympathetic character  
Has been a character on a TV show

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-game-35/457282/47 "2008-07-22T23:20:08Z")

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[QUOTE=ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness]  
Have you ever called a cop “sugartits”?  
[/QUOTE]

Not the naughty Mel Gibson!

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-game-35/457282/48 "2008-07-22T23:21:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Kid\_A]  
Marcus Giles (Played with his brother Brian in San Diego)  
Marc Garneau (Astronaut)

DQ1: Are you an adult (18+)?  
DQ2: Were you created after 1980?  
[/QUOTE]

Yes, I’m an adult

No, I was not created after 1980

**Summary:**

Fictional  
Male  
Created after 1950  
Created before 1980  
Created by an American  
Was not created for the printed page  
Did not make debut in a movie  
Has never died  
A “good guy”/sympathetic character  
Has been a character on a TV series  
An adult

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-game-35/457282/49 "2008-07-22T23:23:07Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Are you a top-scoring, Slovak-born hockey player now in the U.S.?  
[/QUOTE]

Sigh. I’m almost as bad with the current NHL as with British cricket players.

Ask a DQ

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-game-35/457282/50 "2008-07-23T01:34:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Are you a top-scoring, Slovak-born hockey player now in the U.S.?  
[/QUOTE]

Marian Gaborik of the Minnesota Wild.

DQ: Are you a funny (comedy or sitcom) character?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-game-35/457282/51 "2008-07-23T02:26:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Marian Gaborik of the Minnesota Wild.

DQ: Are you a funny (comedy or sitcom) character?  
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Yes

**SUMMARY:**  
Fictional  
Male  
Created after 1950  
Created before 1980  
Created by an American  
Was not created for the printed page  
Did not make debut in a movie  
Has never died  
A “good guy”/sympathetic character  
Has been a character on a TV series  
An adult  
A funny (comedy or sitcom) character

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-game-35/457282/52 "2008-07-23T04:11:01Z")

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Are you a female German biathlete?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-game-35/457282/53 "2008-07-23T04:17:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Are you a female German biathlete?  
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Sigh… tell you what: from now on, just write “Foreign athlete” and ask a DQ

Seriously, I couldn’t name ANY biathletes of either gender from ANY country. Ask your DQ

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-game-35/457282/54 "2008-07-23T16:24:24Z")

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Did you play a hero who defended against Graboids, Shriekers, and Ass-Blasters?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-game-35/457282/55 "2008-07-23T16:45:17Z")

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[QUOTE=ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness]  
Did you play a hero who defended against Graboids, Shriekers, and Ass-Blasters?  
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Not Michael “Tremors” Gross (I loved the original movie… was less fond of sequels and TV series)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-game-35/457282/56 "2008-07-23T17:03:34Z")

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[QUOTE=astorian]  
Sigh… tell you what: from now on, just write “Foreign athlete” and ask a DQ

Seriously, I couldn’t name ANY biathletes of either gender from ANY country. Ask your DQ  
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Heh.

Foreign athlete.  
Foreign athlete.  
Foreign athlete.  
Foreign athlete.  
Foreign athlete.

Five DQs! 😃

Naw, I wouldn’t do that to you. But it was Martina “Molly” Glagow.

DQ: Are you _best_ known for appearing in a TV show?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-game-35/457282/57 "2008-07-23T17:13:52Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Heh.

Foreign athlete.  
Foreign athlete.  
Foreign athlete.  
Foreign athlete.  
Foreign athlete.

Five DQs! 😃

Naw, I wouldn’t do that to you. But it was Martina “Molly” Glagow.

DQ: Are you _best_ known for appearing in a TV show?  
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Hmmm… the answer is PROBABLY yes. I’m not being evasive. If you knew who I’m thinking of, you’d probably agree that most people know him as a TV character. But that’s not all he is.  
**SUMMARY:**

Fictional  
Male  
Created after 1950  
Created before 1980  
Created by an American  
Was not created for the printed page  
Did not make debut in a movie  
Has never died  
A “good guy”/sympathetic character  
Has been a character on a TV series  
An adult  
A funny (comedy or sitcom) character  
PROBABLY best known to most people as a TV character

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**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-game-35/457282/58 "2008-07-24T01:09:30Z")

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When people make fun of the armed forces of France, are you one of the people they have in mind?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-game-35/457282/59 "2008-07-24T02:13:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Governor Quinn]  
When people make fun of the armed forces of France, are you one of the people they have in mind?  
[/QUOTE]

Hmm… I enjoy a good French-bashing joke as much as the next guy, but I can’t think of many truly cowardly or disgraceful French military officers (save for the collaborators, like Petain).

Ask a DQ.

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**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-game-35/457282/60 "2008-07-24T02:24:53Z")

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I was thinking of Maurice Gamelin, and, to be fair, his problem wasn’t “coward”, but “too old (and not just in age) for the job”.

DQ: Were you a character used in sketches as part of a program, rather than as the sole focus?

IQ: Were you a television quizmaster and the provost of a major university at the same time?

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