# Botticelli - January 2018

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2018/805706>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 1, 2018, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2018/805706 "2018-01-01T20:34:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2018/805706/261 "2018-01-24T20:35:11Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Did you appear in a movie with bird poop on you?  
> Were you Dracula’s mentally-ill henchman?  
> Did Johnny Carson go from friend to foe with you?

DQ, not Renfield, not Rich Little?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2018/805706/262 "2018-01-24T20:37:57Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you hang around with Droop-a-Long?
> 2. Did You Love a Mystery with Jack & Doc?
> 3. Did you write _Silent Spring_?

not Some Rabbit guy (DQ), DQ, not Rachel Carson

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2018/805706/263 "2018-01-24T21:58:58Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Did you hang around with Droop-a-Long?
> 2. Did You Love a Mystery with Jack & Doc?
> 3. Did you write _Silent Spring_?

> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> not Some Rabbit guy (DQ), DQ, not Rachel Carson

#1 was, indeed, Ricochet Rabbit.  
#2 was Reggie (from _I Love A Mystery_ old time radio show)  
Correct on Rachel.

2 DQs reserved.

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2018/805706/264 "2018-01-24T22:42:08Z")

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DQ: Human?  
DQ: Born (or, if not a creature, made) on Earth?  
DQ: Appearing in a futuristic setting?

IQ: Are you a world famous architect who is not Frank Lloyd Right :)?  
IQ: Did you write the music to _Oh What a Beautiful Morning_?  
IQ: Did you manage a meteoric rise from Third Technician to First Technician?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2018/805706/265 "2018-01-24T22:45:06Z")

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IQs:

1. Are you the first “R” in Capek’s play _R.U.R._?
2. Are you #1’s father?
3. Are you one of the Universal Robots?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2018/805706/266 "2018-01-24T23:10:10Z")

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Okay, never mind the above IQs, please.

IQ: Are you, without out a doubt, the singularly most unfortunate wizzard (sic) on the entire Discworld?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2018/805706/267 "2018-01-24T23:18:19Z")

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Uh, exclude the extraneous “out” please.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2018/805706/268 "2018-01-25T03:00:19Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Okay, never mind the above IQs, please.
> 
> IQ: Are you, without out a doubt, the singularly most unfortunate wizzard (sic) on the entire Discworld?

Yes, I am Rincewind, most cowardly wizard on Discworld!

Grats Prof!

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2018/805706/269 "2018-01-25T11:34:09Z")

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Nice one. I was thinking Discworld was quite likely to be the home of this character, but (as has been evident previously) I don’t know the series well enough to get it.

My IQ answers were Richard Rogers, Richard Rodgers, and Arnold J Rimmer (from Red Dwarf).

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2018/805706/270 "2018-01-25T14:16:40Z")

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Now I am S.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2018/805706/271 "2018-01-25T14:30:22Z")

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Haven’t read any of the Discworld stories, so I would never have gotten it, but good job, **Prof. P.**!

Previous IQs:

Did you appear in a movie with bird poop on you? - Radagast the Brown, one of Gandalf’s colleagues, in the _The Hobbit_ movies  
Were you Dracula’s mentally-ill henchman? - Yes, Renfield  
Did Johnny Carson go from friend to foe with you? - Not Rich Little, but Joan Rivers, to whom Johnny never spoke again after she hosted a short-lived rival talk show

On to S…

IQs:

Were you Lincoln’s first SECWAR?  
Were you his second?  
Were you his only SECSTATE?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2018/805706/272 "2018-01-25T15:05:53Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Were you Lincoln’s first SECWAR?  
> Were you his second?  
> Were you his only SECSTATE?

I am not Edwin M. Stanton. Take a DQ for the other SECWAR.  
I am not William H. Seward.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2018/805706/273 "2018-01-25T15:16:56Z")

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Previous IQs:

Were you Lincoln’s first SECWAR? - Simon Cameron  
Were you his second? - Yes, Edwin M. Stanton  
Were you his only SECSTATE? - Yes, William H. Seward

DQ:

Real?

IQs:

Did a character you played sarcastically ask to borrow someone’s outfit to audition for the role of a “serious firefighter”?  
Were you first appointed to SCOTUS by Coolidge, and then as Chief Justice by FDR?  
Are you a TV journalist with a rocky first name and an eight-letter-long last name?

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2018/805706/274 "2018-01-25T15:52:49Z")

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DQ: Are you widely regarded as the best violin maker there has ever been?  
DQ: Are you the best-known lead singer of Fleetwood Mac?  
DQ: Were you imprisoned for a crime you didn’t commit, but on being vindicated still had to remain on the run?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2018/805706/275 "2018-01-25T16:48:30Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Did a character you played sarcastically ask to borrow someone’s outfit to audition for the role of a “serious firefighter”?  
> Were you first appointed to SCOTUS by Coolidge, and then as Chief Justice by FDR?  
> Are you a TV journalist with a rocky first name and an eight-letter-long last name?

Take 3 DQs.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2018/805706/276 "2018-01-25T16:49:37Z")

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> [@Dead\_Cat](#):
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> DQ: Are you widely regarded as the best violin maker there has ever been?  
> DQ: Are you the best-known lead singer of Fleetwood Mac?  
> DQ: Were you imprisoned for a crime you didn’t commit, but on being vindicated still had to remain on the run?

1. I am not Stradivarius.
2. I am not Stevie Nicks.  
Take a DQ for #3.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2018/805706/277 "2018-01-25T16:50:37Z")

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DQs:

1. Real

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2018/805706/278 "2018-01-25T17:42:01Z")

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Correct, correct, Sirius Black (from Harry Potter).

DQ: Male?

IQ: Did you write [forgive me if I don’t get the precise wording] “When I was 21 I was ashamed at how stupid my father was. When I got to be 30 I was amazed at how much he had learned in 9 years.”?  
IQ: Are you most famous for being in “a close shave”?  
IQ: Did you find fame a few years ago for ‘just doing your job’, but probably doing it way better than most in your profession would have managed?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2018/805706/279 "2018-01-25T17:45:33Z")

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DQs:

1. Real
2. Male

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2018/805706/280 "2018-01-25T17:46:33Z")

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> [@Dead\_Cat](#):
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> IQ: Did you write [forgive me if I don’t get the precise wording] “When I was 21 I was ashamed at how stupid my father was. When I got to be 30 I was amazed at how much he had learned in 9 years.”?  
> IQ: Are you most famous for being in “a close shave”?  
> IQ: Did you find fame a few years ago for ‘just doing your job’, but probably doing it way better than most in your profession would have managed?

Take 3 DQs.

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