# Botticelli - January 2026

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2026/1026186>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [December 31, 2025, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2026/1026186 "2025-12-31T02:03:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2026/1026186/61 "2026-01-08T02:14:08Z")

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IQs:  
1. Did you have binders full of women?  
2. Did you fly like paper, get high like planes?  
3. Did you play for the Chicago Bulls, wearing #23?

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2026/1026186/62 "2026-01-08T02:46:39Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
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> 1. Do you host the public radio show Tech Nation?
> 2. Were you a CSA cavalry commander who shared a name with a comics dog?
> 3. Were you once shown in a parody with the punch line “Oops! I forgot to tell a joke?”

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Dunno, not Gen. Marmaduke and dunno.

Correct on #2 (Major General John Marmaduke, to be precise).  
#1 was Dr. Moira Gunn.  
#3 was Mallard Fillmore.

DQs:

1. Created before 1600?
2. Main character?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2026/1026186/63 "2026-01-09T05:29:51Z")

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M.

1. fictional
2. not originally from a work of prose
3. female
4. last name starts with M
5. created before 1900
6. created after 1600
7. not the main character

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2026/1026186/64 "2026-01-09T16:43:47Z")

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IQs:

1. Are you the title character of a _Black Mirror_ episode who turns out to be a werewolf?
2. Did you tell your husband to “screw his courage to the sticking point?”
3. Were you the title protagonist of a Daniel Defoe novel?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2026/1026186/65 "2026-01-09T21:17:00Z")

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> [@knoodler](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Were you both a peer and servant to the gods of Olympus?
> 2. Were you his mother?
> 3. Did you die by the hand of someone you deeply admired, while defending the honor of your best friend?

Dunno x3.

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did Mike Connors play you on TV?
> 2. Did you play Whiplash in _Iron Man 2_?
> 3. Did you warn Jerusalem that Assyria was going to come and destroy it?

Not Mannix, dunno and Matthew.

> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> IQs:  
> 1. Did you have binders full of women?  
> 2. Did you fly like paper, get high like planes?  
> 3. Did you play for the Chicago Bulls, wearing #23?

Not Mitt Romney, dunno and not Michael Jordan.

> [@SunUp](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Are you the title character of a _Black Mirror_ episode who turns out to be a werewolf?
> 2. Did you tell your husband to “screw his courage to the sticking point?”
> 3. Were you the title protagonist of a Daniel Defoe novel?

Dunno, not Lady MacBeth and dunno.

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2026/1026186/66 "2026-01-09T21:22:48Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Not Mitt Romney, dunno and not Michael Jordan.

2 was rapper M.I.A.

DQ: originally from a play?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2026/1026186/67 "2026-01-09T21:27:12Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> > [@knoodler](#):
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> > 1. Were you both a peer and servant to the gods of Olympus?
> > 2. Were you his mother?
> > 3. Did you die by the hand of someone you deeply admired, while defending the honor of your best friend?
> 
> Dunno x3.

Mercury  
Maia  
Mercutio

DQ: Created before 1800?

2 DQs reserved

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2026/1026186/68 "2026-01-09T21:39:05Z")

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M.

1. fictional
2. not originally from a work of prose
3. female
4. last name starts with M
5. created before 1900
6. created after 1600
7. not the main character
8. originally from a play
9. created before 1800

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2026/1026186/69 "2026-01-09T21:43:21Z")

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IQs:

1. Were both you and your stunt double severely injured while working on your best-remembered movie?
2. Do you consider yourself romantically involved with a precocious young boy, despite his pronounced dislike of you?
3. Were you awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom posthumously by President Jimmy Carter?

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2026/1026186/70 "2026-01-09T22:07:51Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> > [@SunUp](#):
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> > IQs:
> > 
> > 1. Are you the title character of a _Black Mirror_ episode who turns out to be a werewolf?
> > 2. Did you tell your husband to “screw his courage to the sticking point?”
> > 3. Were you the title protagonist of a Daniel Defoe novel?
> 
> Dunno, not Lady MacBeth and dunno.

#1 was Mazey Day. Correct on #2. #3 was Moll Flanders.

DQs:

Originally from a work in English?  
European author?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2026/1026186/71 "2026-01-09T22:36:32Z")

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IQs:  
1. Were you a 14th-century incredibly wealthy emperor of Mali?  
2. Did you recently appear in a Criterion Closet video with your husband Ted?  
3. Were you one of the basketball players whose skills were stolen in _Space Jam_?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2026, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2026/1026186/72 "2026-01-10T01:41:30Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> > IQs:
> > 
> > 1. Did Mike Connors play you on TV?
> > 2. Did you play Whiplash in _Iron Man 2_?
> > 3. Did you warn Jerusalem that Assyria was going to come and destroy it?
> 
> Not Mannix, dunno and Matthew.

Correct on Mannix.  
#2 was Mickey Rourke.  
#3 was the O.T. prophet Micah.

2 DQs reserved.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2026/1026186/73 "2026-01-11T05:35:10Z")

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> [@knoodler](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Were both you and your stunt double severely injured while working on your best-remembered movie?
> 2. Do you consider yourself romantically involved with a precocious young boy, despite his pronounced dislike of you?
> 3. Were you awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom posthumously by President Jimmy Carter?

Dunno x3.

> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> IQs:  
> 1. Were you a 14th-century incredibly wealthy emperor of Mali?  
> 2. Did you recently appear in a Criterion Closet video with your husband Ted?  
> 3. Were you one of the basketball players whose skills were stolen in _Space Jam_?

Dunno, dunno and not Michael Jordan.

M.

1. fictional
2. not originally from a work of prose
3. female
4. last name starts with M
5. created before 1900
6. created after 1600
7. not the main character
8. originally from a play
9. created before 1800
10. originally from a work in English
11. European author

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2026/1026186/74 "2026-01-11T06:39:16Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> > [@knoodler](#):
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> > 1. Were both you and your stunt double severely injured while working on your best-remembered movie?
> > 2. Do you consider yourself romantically involved with a precocious young boy, despite his pronounced dislike of you?
> > 3. Were you awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom posthumously by President Jimmy Carter?
> 
> Dunno x3.

Margaret Hamilton _(The Wizard of Oz)_  
Margaret Wade _(Dennis the Menace)_  
Margaret Mead

Margaret x3!

DQs:  
Married?  
English author?

3 DQs reserved

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2026/1026186/75 "2026-01-11T14:33:56Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Dunno, dunno and not Michael Jordan.

Respectively:  
1 (emperor of Mali) was Mansa Musa; 2 (Criterion Closet) was Mary Steenburgen; 3 (skills stolen in _Space Jam_) was not Michael Jordan but Muggsy Bogues.

DQs:  
1. created after 1700?  
2. from a comedy?  
3. side character?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2026/1026186/76 "2026-01-11T21:51:38Z")

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M.

1. fictional
2. not originally from a work of prose
3. female
4. last name starts with M
5. created before 1900
6. created after 1600
7. not the main character
8. originally from a play
9. created before 1800
10. originally from a work in English
11. European author
12. married
13. not an English author
14. created after 1700
15. from a comedy
16. side character

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2026/1026186/77 "2026-01-11T22:05:13Z")

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DQs

1. Irish author?
2. Has her name entered the language as a type of mistake?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2026/1026186/78 "2026-01-12T19:24:59Z")

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Dingdingding! Yes, I am

# Mrs. Malaprop

Well done, **Prof. P.** Thought I might get away with it this time. For more: [Malapropism - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malapropism)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2026/1026186/79 "2026-01-12T19:42:08Z")

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And on to…

# N!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-january-2026/1026186/80 "2026-01-12T20:01:04Z")

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IQs:

Did a German artist say he pictured you in the boat with Washington, crossing the Delaware?  
Did Daniel Day-Lewis play you in a movie set during the French and Indian War?  
Did you fail in your Red River campaign?

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